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jalawa_aloo
11/04/20 9:49:59 AM
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drugs

Now I'm struggling to get that image out of my head
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The Trent
11/04/20 9:50:23 AM
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crackhead moms are the best

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jalawa_aloo
11/04/20 9:51:28 AM
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Is she a milf when she's only 5 years older than me?
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The Trent
11/04/20 9:51:59 AM
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probably not

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Flockaveli
11/04/20 9:52:48 AM
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MILF and cougar are not mutually exclusive.

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jalawa_aloo
11/04/20 9:55:54 AM
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Flockaveli posted...
MILF and cougar are not mutually exclusive.

True

Is she a cougar when she's only 5 years older than me?
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The Trent
11/04/20 9:56:31 AM
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i have doubts about her attractiveness so i shall again answer simply "probably not"

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R1masher
11/04/20 9:57:14 AM
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Is the drug viagra?

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jalawa_aloo
11/04/20 9:58:02 AM
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The Trent posted...
i have doubts about her attractiveness so i shall again answer simply "probably not"

She's hot

R1masher posted...
Is the drug viagra?

Well, it was baking powder that we were pretending was cocaine
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The Trent
11/04/20 9:58:42 AM
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oh wait, she's hot?

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SSJGrimReaper
11/04/20 9:59:16 AM
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how's her ass?

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jalawa_aloo
11/04/20 9:59:33 AM
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it's the girl I like

obviously I'm gonna think she's hot

SSJGrimReaper posted...
how's her ass?

cake
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The Trent
11/04/20 10:00:14 AM
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i don't think she's hot

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Fam_Fam
11/04/20 10:00:30 AM
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pics bro
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kingdrake2
11/04/20 10:00:48 AM
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jalawa_aloo posted...
it was baking powder


just give her some of that. you'll get something out of the deal.
could call it an "equivalent exchange".
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jalawa_aloo
11/04/20 10:01:18 AM
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The Trent posted...
i don't think she's hot

that's your opinion and I respect it, even if I personally disagree

Fam_Fam posted...
pics bro

naaaaah
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The Trent
11/04/20 10:01:36 AM
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that's okay, we can still be friends

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Returning_CEmen
11/04/20 10:02:46 AM
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Do you want drugs?
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AmericaTheBrave
11/04/20 10:02:52 AM
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That's sexual harassment. Report her.

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R1masher
11/04/20 10:03:04 AM
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kingdrake2 posted...
just give her some of that. you'll get something out of the deal.
could call it an "equivalent exchange".

I think hes supposed to get the drugs for doing the thing to her butt

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eston
11/04/20 10:03:54 AM
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The Trent
11/04/20 10:03:57 AM
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TC's girl be like "if you smuggle drugs across the border for me i'll eat them out yo butt"

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jalawa_aloo
11/04/20 10:04:08 AM
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The Trent posted...
that's okay, we can still be friends



Returning_CEmen posted...
Do you want drugs?

never taken any, don't plan on it

AmericaTheBrave posted...
That's sexual harassment. Report her.

I'd made the joke in reverse once, I think she was riffing off of that

R1masher posted...
kingdrake2 posted...
just give her some of that. you'll get something out of the deal.
could call it an "equivalent exchange".

I think hes supposed to get the drugs for doing the thing to her butt

pihb
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jalawa_aloo
11/04/20 10:23:00 AM
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eston posted...
It's so cute when girls offer to prostitute themselves

For a bunch of Americans, y'all sure do suck at reading English

The Trent posted...
TC's girl be like "if you smuggle drugs across the border for me i'll eat them out yo butt"

see above
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The Trent
11/04/20 10:23:31 AM
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sir, i'll have you know i have an undergraduate degree in english

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StarReaper13
11/04/20 10:24:25 AM
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The Trent posted...
sir, i'll have you know i have an undergraduate degree in english
Maybe go back for your Masters?

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The Trent
11/04/20 10:24:49 AM
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bernie didn't win so i can't ;_;

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jalawa_aloo
11/04/20 10:30:28 AM
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rip
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kingdrake2
11/04/20 10:33:57 AM
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giving her oral isn't a good trade. at least a handy.
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jalawa_aloo
11/04/20 10:35:55 AM
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kingdrake2 posted...
giving her oral isn't a good trade. at least a handy.

There's nothing wrong with giving a girl a handy, but it ain't for me tbh
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nfearurspecimn
11/04/20 10:36:20 AM
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that's hot

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eston
11/04/20 10:43:22 AM
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jalawa_aloo posted...
For a bunch of Americans, y'all sure do suck at reading English
Hey you're the one fantasizing about junkie sex

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jalawa_aloo
11/04/20 10:45:48 AM
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eston posted...
jalawa_aloo posted...
For a bunch of Americans, y'all sure do suck at reading English
Hey you're the one fantasizing about junkie sex

brb getting high off of baking powder
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jalawa_aloo
11/04/20 11:37:07 AM
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yunalenne10
11/04/20 11:52:12 AM
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Did you perform?

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Bad_Mojo
11/04/20 11:53:46 AM
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DrizztLink
11/04/20 11:55:13 AM
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jalawa_aloo posted...
brb getting high off of baking powder
Dude, "getting baked" was RIGHT THERE

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jalawa_aloo
11/04/20 12:27:50 PM
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yunalenne10 posted...
Did you perform?

Bad_Mojo posted...
Go for it

I'd love to tbh. Just not sure how to seal the deal

DrizztLink posted...
jalawa_aloo posted...
brb getting high off of baking powder
Dude, "getting baked" was RIGHT THERE

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jalawa_aloo
11/04/20 3:18:16 PM
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jalawa_aloo
11/05/20 12:25:24 AM
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jalawa_aloo posted...

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sktgamer_13dude
11/05/20 12:26:23 AM
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jalawa_aloo posted...
Is she a milf when she's only 5 years older than me?

I mean is she a mom.

If yes, then technically shes a MILF.
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berlyman101
11/05/20 12:29:18 AM
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I mean if you go over there and eat her out with a vengeance you're in. but only if you do that with a steel resolve will it work, you have to make the decision ahead of time.

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Evening_Dragon
11/05/20 12:30:17 AM
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she wants to fuck

follow up

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CommunismFTW
11/05/20 12:30:52 AM
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Evening_Dragon posted...
she wants to fuck

follow up


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jalawa_aloo
11/05/20 1:13:36 AM
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sktgamer_13dude posted...
jalawa_aloo posted...
Is she a milf when she's only 5 years older than me?

I mean is she a mom.

If yes, then technically shes a MILF.

She's not a mom, no

CommunismFTW posted...
Evening_Dragon posted...
she wants to fuck

follow up

I want to, but I suck at 'closing the deal'
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Evening_Dragon
11/05/20 1:15:50 AM
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Listen, closing the deal is really fucking simple. You ask if she wants to go for drinks. You don't have to go for drinks. You are both adults and know what that means.

Stop with your FUCKERY and ASK HER.

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jalawa_aloo
11/05/20 1:40:49 AM
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Evening_Dragon posted...
Listen, closing the deal is really fucking simple. You ask if she wants to go for drinks. You don't have to go for drinks. You are both adults and know what that means.

Stop with your FUCKERY and ASK HER.

Where have you been all my adult life?
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Evening_Dragon
11/05/20 3:36:40 AM
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Figuring out my own adult life. 99 problems etc

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Arcanine2009
11/05/20 3:57:59 AM
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Dude, how you gonna talk about it without posting pictures? That's the number one rule you gotta follow.

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jalawa_aloo
11/06/20 1:14:37 AM
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I fucked up in that I didn't say anything

Arcanine2009 posted...
Dude, how you gonna talk about it without posting pictures? That's the number one rule you gotta follow.

I'm no creep
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