Current Events > MFW Onix, a huge fucking rock snake, has a base atk of 45

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Touch
11/04/20 2:08:04 PM
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SSJGrimReaper
11/04/20 2:09:07 PM
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that's me when I found out charizard was a pokemanlet

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DoctorPiranha3
11/04/20 2:09:33 PM
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And a move like casually spraying bubbles from your mouth instantly kills it
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viewmaster_pi
11/04/20 2:11:55 PM
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onix needs a major buff, it was only weak because they needed a big bad rock type for the very first gym that 7 year olds could still beat

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Tyranthraxus
11/04/20 2:12:54 PM
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viewmaster_pi posted...
onix needs a major buff, it was only weak because they needed a big bad rock type for the very first gym that 7 year olds could still beat
It got a buff. It's called Steelix

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Kami_no_Kami
11/04/20 2:13:09 PM
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Charizard: Can melt rocks. Not very effective against rock types.

Suicune: The embodiment of pure water (an insulator). Weak to electric.
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DeadBankerDream
11/04/20 2:13:17 PM
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I miss when Steelix was a good improvement on Onix and wasn't unviable garbage.
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Touch
11/04/20 2:14:32 PM
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Steelix is such a badass looking pokemon so kinda makes up for Onix

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Smackems
11/04/20 2:14:36 PM
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All snakes can do is bite and flop around and that only counts if they're fat

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Number090684
11/04/20 2:16:53 PM
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I know TC, I know. Onix was originally my favorite Pokemon and I can't use it competitively because it's just not good.

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Touch
11/04/20 2:16:58 PM
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Smackems posted...
All snakes can do is bite and flop around and that only counts if they're fat
Yeah but imagine a 28', 500 lb (that's kinda surprising tbh thought it'd be closer to 1000) rock snake biting or tackling you. That shit should hurt

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Number090684
11/04/20 2:17:11 PM
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DeadBankerDream posted...
I miss when Steelix was a good improvement on Onix and wasn't unviable garbage.


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chrono625
11/04/20 2:38:01 PM
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Touch posted...
Yeah but imagine a 28', 500 lb (that's kinda surprising tbh thought it'd be closer to 1000) rock snake biting or tackling you. That shit should hurt

these proportions and weight make no sense.

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pegusus123456
11/04/20 2:41:07 PM
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chrono625 posted...
these proportions and weight make no sense.
Why?

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chrono625
11/04/20 2:43:16 PM
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28 long rock based Pokmon only weighting 500lbs seems incredibly light

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Tyranthraxus
11/04/20 2:43:21 PM
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pegusus123456 posted...
Why?

It's tradition in pokemon at this point to have size/weight proportions that make no sense

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pegusus123456
11/04/20 2:44:24 PM
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chrono625 posted...
28 long rock based Pokmon only weighting 500lbs seems incredibly light
He gets smaller as he goes along though.

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Touch
11/04/20 2:49:06 PM
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I was being generous with the 500 lbs too lol. Pokemon.com says 463 lbs

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Rikiaz
11/04/20 2:55:16 PM
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At least it got Body Press this gen.

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SolidShadow3
11/04/20 3:00:17 PM
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Those rocks must be hollow, or made out of something very porous.

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