Current Events > Your reaction: You discover that Barry White is actually your father.
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UnfairRepresent 11/06/20 1:14:39 AM #1: |
Your mom slept with him several times because he's Barry White and ended up pregnant with you.
She even had a DNA test to prove it because she was't sure if you were his or Barry's. She never told anyone and led your father to believe you were his for obvious reasons. But now feels that following the 2020 election, enough time has passed and you're old enough to know the truth. Your 'father' actuallly has no biological connection to you whatsoever and Barry White who you have no social connection to whatsoever is your biological father.  How do you react? What do you do? --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgur.com/yPw05Ob ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Slayer_22 11/06/20 1:17:06 AM #2: |
Oh thank fucking Christ, my actual father is scum.
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Evening_Dragon 11/06/20 1:18:43 AM #3: |
*sudden voice drop*
Oh baby baby baby babeehhh Oh daddy daddy daddy dadddehh --- https://www.joincampaignzero.org/ Guide, it's Guide, it's that Guide ... Copied to Clipboard!
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SaltyWet 11/06/20 1:19:14 AM #4: |
Claim money
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UnfairRepresent 11/06/20 1:20:34 AM #5: |
SaltyWet posted...
Claim moneyFrom who? Barry White is dead and all his money went to his ex-wife who he didn't even like due to an old will. --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgur.com/yPw05Ob ... Copied to Clipboard!
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SaltyWet 11/06/20 1:23:24 AM #6: |
Oh. Then I do nothing.
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BloodMoon7 11/06/20 1:25:47 AM #7: |
I don't know him.
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UnfairRepresent 11/06/20 1:28:42 AM #8: |
BloodMoon7 posted...
I don't know him.Woooooooooow --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgur.com/yPw05Ob ... Copied to Clipboard!
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BloodMoon7 11/06/20 1:38:37 AM #9: |
UnfairRepresent posted...
WoooooooooowHe sounds old. If he's an old musician, I'm in my 20s. Most of you are apparantly 30+ so you might know him. :/ --- I just want to restore this world back to the natural. Bring order to this broken reality. To the way it should have been, all those many years ago. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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bigtiggie23 11/06/20 1:45:04 AM #10: |
Well my voice is pretty similar to his, and I never knew my father...
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