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It would be a keto, libertarian nurse. She/he would be a huge Legend of Zelda fan, with triforce tattoos and Legend of Zelda references in her/his social media. She/he would be an Aldi's shopper. She/he would be a Blue Lives Matter supporter, have a bootstrap mentality regarding finances and weight -- regularly fat shaming and poverty shaming, and she/he would be a dog owner. She/he would agree with red piller-esque views on relationships/attraction, and would have a STEM or bust mentality. Her/his favorite ACNH villagers would be Dom, Zucker, and Stitches.

I think I had sex with this person, but hopefully she's changed since.

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Ben Shapiro already exists, though.

Evening_Dragon posted...

I think I had sex with this person, but hopefully she's changed since.

I'm in Facebook groups making fun of ketoers (which, unfortunately, has been overrun by ketoers), as well as plenty of ACNH groups on Facebook. Aside from the BLM part - I'm pretty sure I see people that have many aspects of this regularly, unfortunately.

Questionmarktarius posted...

Ben Shapiro already exists, though.

He does suck quite a bit, although I think Crowder may suck a little more -- and no conservative talking head sucks nearly as much as Glenn Beck.

bobbaaay posted...

and no conservative talking head sucks nearly as much as Glenn Beck

Beck is just captivatingly bizarre, as if Ron Paul and Art Bell made a baby somehow.

Questionmarktarius posted...

Beck is just captivatingly bizarre, as if Ron Paul and Art Bell made a baby somehow.

I remember hating Beck so much during Obama's first presidency. I heard him recently on AM radio - and you're right, it was utterly bizarre. He was talking about how BLM is changing public school curriculums to support pedophilia or something. It was seriously the most whackjob shit I've ever heard.