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Harpie
11/14/20 12:15:43 AM
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que??

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MedeaLysistrata
11/14/20 12:17:00 AM
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Goddamn I wish I had some weed but I am on a detox

That chili looks sick edit: sick as in ill

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Harpie
11/14/20 12:17:21 AM
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listen ce, ask ANYTHING

i have all the answers to your problems, my problems, and this here chilis problems

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treewojima
11/14/20 12:18:04 AM
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I can't imagine that beans and cheese make for a pleasant combustion experience
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Harpie
11/14/20 12:18:22 AM
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MedeaLysistrata posted...
Goddamn I wish I had some weed but I am on a detox

That chili looks sick edit: sick as in ill
What for. A test or cause your tolerance is fucked up

fuck you youre right tbh ._.

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a-c-a-b
11/14/20 12:18:51 AM
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Nice. I'm hammered right good and getting into some hash.
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Lost_All_Senses
11/14/20 12:19:41 AM
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I stopped smoking today for a test I may or may not have to take and may or may not have already stopped too late to pass anyway.

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CommunismFTW
11/14/20 12:19:47 AM
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Me too, just got home. Listening to the new Mona concert from qotsa and unwinding to a fat bowl.

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Harpie
11/14/20 12:20:40 AM
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treewojima posted...
I can't imagine that beans and cheese make for a pleasant combustion experience
this is true

its made worse by the single roll of toilet paper we have. Imma go get some more tomorrow but this is what Im depending on



it SUCKS

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Harpie
11/14/20 12:22:24 AM
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a-c-a-b posted...
Nice. I'm hammered right good and getting into some hash.
omg yes

play cah with the drinking topic squad
@Johnny_Nutcase @CanuckCowboy @WaterLink @JimCarrysToe @MabusIncarnate @Pus_N_Pecans

Lost_All_Senses posted...
I stopped smoking today for a test I may or may not have to take and may or may not have already stopped too late to pass anyway.
drink a lot of water itll be ok

CommunismFTW posted...
Me too, just got home. Listening to the new Mona concert from qotsa and unwinding to a fat bowl.
link me

[LFAQs-redacted-quote]

if you do, tag me please

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SiO4
11/14/20 12:22:50 AM
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Niiice!!

Today I bought some Rosemary and Olive Oil bread for, either Garlic Bread or for Dipping.
You would love that in your life right now!!

~Unless you're one of those crazy anti-bread freaks.
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CommunismFTW
11/14/20 12:23:44 AM
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Harpie posted...
link me

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3bwOzNv_Gtc

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Harpie
11/14/20 12:23:53 AM
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SiO4 posted...
Niiice!!

Today I bought some Rosemary and Olive Oil bread for, either Garlic Bread or for Dipping.
You would love that in your life right now!!

~Unless you're one of those crazy anti-bread freaks.
no no no i LOVE bread

come over here, you share the bread ill share the weed

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Harpie
11/14/20 12:24:29 AM
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CommunismFTW posted...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3bwOzNv_Gtc
they actually sound decent live

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WallStreetWolf
11/14/20 12:24:32 AM
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I don't have a question yet but that is the best toilet paper I have ever seen

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SiO4
11/14/20 12:25:09 AM
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Harpie posted...

no no no i LOVE bread

come over here, you share the bread ill share the weed


Haha, Be right over.
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Harpie
11/14/20 12:25:43 AM
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WallStreetWolf posted...
I don't have a question yet but that is the best toilet paper I have ever seen
same I had to get it when I saw it, its the emergency roll

it feels like sandpaper though.. idk if its actually meant to be used

what shitty emergency roll should I get next

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Lost_All_Senses
11/14/20 12:26:03 AM
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Harpie posted...
drink a lot of water itll be ok

Yeah. I know the deal. The one time, they talked to me and made it sound like I didn't have to come in. So I smoked a couple baby hits that night. The next morning they call and tell me to come in and drop before I pick up my prescription. I panicked, said I'd call them back, fell onto the floor and started having a panic attack lol. Good times.

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Harpie
11/14/20 12:26:07 AM
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SiO4 posted...
Haha, Be right over.
pm me for my address

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Machete
11/14/20 12:27:02 AM
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wtf that looks like an APPLE computer

the chili looks awesome though and the donald toilet paper is great. The fact that it is a different picture than the one I have implies that donald trump face toilet paper comes in a variety of donald trump faces which is absolutely amazing to have confirmation on, so that's awesome. I hope to never have to use it though. I'm saving it in the hopes that some day it will be valuable as a collector's item.

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Harpie
11/14/20 12:28:09 AM
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Lost_All_Senses posted...
Yeah. I know the deal. The one time, they talked to me and made it sound like I didn't have to come in. So I smoked a couple baby hits that night. The next morning they call and tell me to come in and drop before I pick up my prescription. I panicked, said I'd call them back, fell onto the floor and started having a panic attack lol. Good times.
nooooOOOOOOOO

same thing happened to me it was not a great time 10/10 dont recommend

Did you get the job

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WallStreetWolf
11/14/20 12:28:38 AM
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Harpie posted...
same I had to get it when I saw it, its the emergency roll

it feels like sandpaper though.. idk if its actually meant to be used

what shitty emergency roll should I get next

I wouldn't expect something with his face on it to be of good quality. Also this is really funny



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Lost_All_Senses
11/14/20 12:29:23 AM
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Harpie posted...
nooooOOOOOOOO

same thing happened to me it was not a great time 10/10 dont recommend

Did you get the job

It was for medication. They don't allow you to smoke weed when you're prescribed opioids. It's dumb. I need those to get by with my severe scoliosis. And I need weed because I want it.

Oh, and yeah. I just kept making up excuses for a week and then went in and dropped clean. Was still nervous as fuck.

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AloneIBreak
11/14/20 12:29:39 AM
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Whats in the chili?

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SiO4
11/14/20 12:30:31 AM
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Harpie posted...
its made worse by the single roll of toilet paper we have. Imma go get some more tomorrow but this is what Im depending on


It's better than depending on Depends.

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WallStreetWolf
11/14/20 12:31:06 AM
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I also didn't know there was a cards against humanity group, love playing that game

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SiO4
11/14/20 12:31:39 AM
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Harpie posted...

pm me for my address


But what if Vegy finds out?
Then it's 123 Asskick Street. >_>
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WallStreetWolf
11/14/20 12:33:52 AM
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Actually I'm pretty sure you never responded to my last message which had some questions in that I don't even remember what they were. But I also got warned so maybe you tried and it didn't go through

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Harpie
11/14/20 12:34:15 AM
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Machete posted...
wtf that looks like an APPLE computer

the chili looks awesome though and the donald toilet paper is great. The fact that it is a different picture than the one I have implies that donald trump face toilet paper comes in a variety of donald trump faces which is absolutely amazing to have confirmation on, so that's awesome. I hope to never have to use it though. I'm saving it in the hopes that some day it will be valuable as a collector's item.
its not for sale dont ask

bro no one will want your orange man shit paper, use it!! Get his weak chin right in between those cheeks

WallStreetWolf posted...
I wouldn't expect something with his face on it to be of good quality. Also this is really funny

lil orange D getting fucked up by the count

yes

i approve

send me more

Lost_All_Senses posted...
It was for medication. They don't allow you to smoke weed when you're prescribed opioids. It's dumb. I need those to get by with my severe scoliosis. And I need weed because I want it.

Oh, and yeah. I just kept making up excuses for a week and then went in and dropped clean. Was still nervous as fuck.
oh I didnt know that either wtf

cant wait til its federally legal so you can get your NEEDED meds and also smoke the good kush

AloneIBreak posted...
Whats in the chili?
idk like beans and cheese?

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WallStreetWolf
11/14/20 12:36:28 AM
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Lost_All_Senses
11/14/20 12:36:42 AM
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Harpie posted...
oh I didnt know that either wtf

cant wait til its federally legal so you can get your NEEDED meds and also smoke the good kush

Yeah. It's not a dangerous mix. Adderall and weed is what fucks my head up.

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Harpie
11/14/20 12:38:26 AM
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SiO4 posted...
It's better than depending on Depends.

https://i.imgflip.com/2hpg3g.jpg
LOL
fuck I really fucked up making chili with only one roll left and two roommates
FUCK

WallStreetWolf posted...
I also didn't know there was a cards against humanity group, love playing that game
are you an alcoholic or stoner?

these are necessary qualifications

SiO4 posted...
But what if Vegy finds out?
Then it's 123 Asskick Street. >_>
wait how did YOU give me MY address??
im calling the police
https://youtu.be/8o__jZ7VuGI

WallStreetWolf posted...
Actually I'm pretty sure you never responded to my last message which had some questions in that I don't even remember what they were. But I also got warned so maybe you tried and it didn't go through
oh yeah i didnt respond cause i dont wanna talk about school cause its the reason my life is falling apart and it depresses me

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WallStreetWolf
11/14/20 12:40:10 AM
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Harpie posted...
h yeah i didnt respond cause i dont wanna talk about school cause its the reason my life is falling apart and it depresses me

I feel for you and I'm sorry you were going through a tough time, but I was actually thinking about sending you a bunch of interesting statistics because I know that's what you want to do, so good thing I never got around to doing that lol

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wm07
11/14/20 12:42:36 AM
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did u ever hav so much weed u just cant take it no more?!!Q>?

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WallStreetWolf
11/14/20 12:44:41 AM
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Harpie posted...
are you an alcoholic or stoner?

these are necessary qualifications

I am neither of those things because I'm epileptic and avoid those things

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SiO4
11/14/20 12:45:02 AM
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Harpie posted...
wait how did YOU give me MY address??
im calling the police
https://youtu.be/8o__jZ7VuGI


It doesn't even matter, Darkprince is suspended.
Also, you really should clean your bathroom mirror. Just sayin'
Oh, and you're neighbors have a really nice tree.
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Harpie
11/14/20 12:45:07 AM
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WallStreetWolf posted...
dicktater trump 2024 !!!

wm07 posted...
did u ever hav so much weed u just cant take it no more?!!Q>?
yeah one time i smoked so much weed that I couldnt do anything but lie in my bed and trip

it was great

lets get there tonight?

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WallStreetWolf
11/14/20 12:45:41 AM
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Here's another one



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JimCarrysToe
11/14/20 1:40:04 AM
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WallStreetWolf posted...
I am neither of those things because I'm epileptic and avoid those things
Thats ok, I just a ketchup drinker but I was let in! Want me to @ you next time we play?

Also that toilet paper appears to be used, I can't believe someone would sell ppl toilet paper with shit already on it. You should get a refund.

Also also acab PLAY WITH US!

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treewojima
11/14/20 1:49:52 AM
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what is your opinion on Finnish Ducktales?

https://youtu.be/PhSdSzSqLys
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Harpie
11/14/20 1:52:55 AM
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treewojima posted...
what is your opinion on Finnish Ducktales?

https://youtu.be/PhSdSzSqLys
now ducktales is stuck in my head, so ill be spending the next hour listening to finnish taco nazis

thank you

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treewojima
11/14/20 1:57:15 AM
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Harpie posted...
now ducktales is stuck in my head, so ill be spending the next hour listening to finnish taco nazis

thank you



that's as close as I can get, my phone does not come equipped with Nazi iconography or salutes. I'd be concerned if it did
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Machete
11/14/20 2:16:44 AM
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you make a good point but apparently no one wanted a binder of baseball cards when I was a kid and left it at the dump and it had a 60s card of a player who died in the prime of his career and also a rookie card of a 70s star. I never kept them separate from my other cards so I don't know how much the whole thing is worth but based on those 2 cards alone, it's over $100 for sure, and considering I got it as a gift that someone else literally threw away (the local dump had a "take it or leave it" section for shit people wanted to throw away but thought someone else maybe would want to actually take and keep). Granted if I had nothing else, it would be gone. I just see it as a better investment in current form than as toilet paper... for now at least...

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CanuckCowboy
11/14/20 11:31:18 AM
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both times harpie @'d me in a topic like this I was asleep by 9pm. Lol.

Harpie did you roofie me?

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KiwiTerraRizing
11/14/20 11:37:15 AM
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Edibles > smoking

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CanuckCowboy
11/14/20 11:40:05 AM
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wait the first actual question in this topic is "did you slip me date rape drugs?"

Thats funny to me.

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CADE FOSTER
11/14/20 9:53:47 PM
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lol
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Harpie
11/17/20 2:04:31 AM
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I'm back and ready to get toasted. I'll take a hit for every question

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Harpie
11/17/20 2:05:51 AM
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@So_Hajile you really got me thinking some type of way about fake stephen king

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