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Touch
11/14/20 2:09:21 PM
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And you were like "Heh. Yeah I got this." So you try and try but that shit ain't budging. Veins start bulging out. Bulges start bulging out. People are starting to notice. They're staring now. You start hearing laughter. You start hearing crying. You. It's you that's crying. This shit won't open. You are eternally embarrassed. How could you dishonor your ancestors like this. Defeated by a jar of fucking pickles.


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Turbam
11/14/20 2:10:03 PM
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I usually take a butter knife out and tap the sides of the lid.
It usually works, no idea why, but I'll take it

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Lost_All_Senses
11/14/20 2:10:38 PM
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Yeah. But that was just what she'd say when she wanted me to pull my dick out.

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divot1338
11/14/20 2:17:51 PM
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http://trail.pugetsound.edu/?p=1427

The story of a woman who opened her own pickle jar.

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Damn_Underscore
11/14/20 2:20:36 PM
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opening jars like that is all about grip tbh

if your hands are wet it's not gonna happen

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Lost_All_Senses
11/14/20 2:21:59 PM
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Damn_Underscore posted...
opening jars like that is all about grip tbh

if your hands are wet it's not gonna happen

My hands are wet 24/7

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Damn_Underscore
11/14/20 2:22:20 PM
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Lost_All_Senses posted...
My hands are wet 24/7

yeah i know da feeling

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Kisai
11/14/20 2:23:38 PM
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That's... an incredibly specific situation. No...

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