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UnfairRepresent
11/15/20 10:46:14 AM
#1:


You're bitten by a radioactive dog and after a few nights of agonizing pain and sickless, discover you have been blessed with a superpower. The power of teleportation.

Sort of like Nightcrawler, you just "poof" vanish in a puff and instantly reappear somewhere else.

But the catch is you can't control where, for the only places you can teleport to are directly next to someone who absolutely hates you. The only thing you can control is which person. So if you know a Bob Cage and Bob Cage hates you. You can make yourself appear right next to Bob Cage where-ever he is

And you can't teleport back either. You can only teleport next to people who hate you. So if you're in Florida and you teleport next to Bob Cage in Osaka, you can't teleport back to Florida unless there's someone else who hates you there for you to appear next to.

The powers ensure you always teleport safely. You wll never appear inside a wall on your back moments before a knife falls off a shelf towards your groin. But it will always be right next to someone who loathes and despises you.



Also the power only works with you. You can't grab another human being or animal and teleport them with you.

How do you react?
What do you do with your power?


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The Trent
11/15/20 10:46:55 AM
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sorry, i'm not trying to hang out with my enemies while they're showering
nice try, TC

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UnfairRepresent
11/15/20 1:30:38 PM
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The Trent posted...
sorry, i'm not trying to hang out with my enemies while they're showering
nice try, TC
wot

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Lost_All_Senses
11/15/20 1:33:23 PM
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No to suck my own dick, but nobody hates me. Maybe here. But IRL, I bottom out at being a nobody/neutral to them. I'm really good at not ruffling feathers.

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Lost_All_Senses
11/15/20 1:39:24 PM
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Actually maybe some do. I could teleport and just be like "oh. Oh rly?"

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SSJGrimReaper
11/15/20 1:40:15 PM
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No to suck my own dick, but nobody hates me. Maybe here. But IRL, I bottom out at being a nobody/neutral to them. I'm really good at not ruffling feathers

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UnfairRepresent
11/15/20 1:57:12 PM
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Lost_All_Senses posted...
Actually maybe some do. I could teleport and just be like "oh. Hi dad?"
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GGuirao13
11/15/20 1:57:56 PM
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I'd never use it.

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DDirtyDastard
11/15/20 1:59:37 PM
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I'd actively start making people hate me all over the world so that I could have more fast travel points.
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ZevLoveDOOM
11/15/20 2:01:24 PM
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yeah i dunno if it would work. i dont have any enemies that i know of.

not that im super beloved or whatever but i dont go out of my way to antagonize others...
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Lost_All_Senses
11/15/20 2:01:54 PM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
fixed

Lol. It's funny cause me and my dad never had a deep relationship. He could hate me for all I know. And. That's. Fuckin. Hilarious.

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Corrupt_Power
11/15/20 2:02:08 PM
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Nothin personnel kid
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K-driver
11/15/20 2:03:34 PM
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Shitpost and troll on the internet. Get free worldwide travel.

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HighOnSolar
11/15/20 2:03:54 PM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
How do you react?
What do you do with your power?

become a trump supporter so I can teleport anywhere in the world.

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UnfairRepresent
11/15/20 2:11:07 PM
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HighOnSolar posted...
become a trump supporter so I can teleport anywhere in the world.
And then do what?

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HighOnSolar
11/15/20 2:12:23 PM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
And then do what?

go to disneyland

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Lost_All_Senses
11/15/20 2:12:51 PM
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I actually liked your joke. I just have a dark sense of humor about my own life >_>.

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Zikten
11/15/20 2:34:11 PM
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I would strategically piss off people around the world in different warp spots so I could jump around as I please.
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OffTempo
11/15/20 2:36:22 PM
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I'd probably make a bunch of different social media accounts. One for incels to get the female demographic to hate me, one for women to make the incel demographic hate me, one for x sports team to make y sports team hate me, one for dubs to make sub fans hate me, you get the point.

Just do that a bunch with different social media accounts and I should have thousands of people to teleport to. Big brain

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Gilberto
11/15/20 2:39:50 PM
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- Become public enemy (or Trump)
- Long range Teleports

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