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UnfairRepresent
11/15/20 3:24:17 PM
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Matthew 18:20
For where two or three gather together in My name, there am I with them.

Matthew 22:21
They say unto him, Caesar's. Then saith he unto them, Render therefore unto Caesar the things which are Caesar's; and unto God the things that are God's.

Basically it doesn't matter how large your worship group is. God can still hear it because it's God. 3 people or 3,000,000 people is the same to him.

And obey the laws and instructions of the land you dummy, they're there for a reason.

The "It's my rights for me and my 70 overweight elderly friends to meet up in this building side by side and worship Jesus despite the pandemic!" are flat out pissing on the beliefs of Jesus before you even get into whether or not their argument has merit.

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Lost_All_Senses
11/15/20 3:28:17 PM
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3 people don't give you enough money to fuel your private plane.

And thus God said "That's a sick ass plane booooy"

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UnholyMudcrab
11/15/20 3:29:26 PM
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Lost_All_Senses posted...
3 people don't give you enough money to fuel your private plane.

What kind of faithless pauper only has one private plane? If God truly loved you, you'd have at least three.
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Irony
11/15/20 3:30:18 PM
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Christianity was founded on hypocrisy

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Rika_Furude
11/15/20 3:31:19 PM
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Irony
11/15/20 3:32:01 PM
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Rika_Furude posted...
Christianity was founded on stupidity
That's all religion except Scientology

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monkmith
11/15/20 3:34:44 PM
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Lost_All_Senses posted...
3 people don't give you enough money to fuel your private plane.

And thus God said "That's a sick ass plane booooy"
pretty much this. have you seen the crazy "faith advisor" doing her full on cult indoctrination?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vc7VLu305wI


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Anteaterking
11/15/20 3:41:27 PM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
Matthew 18:20
For where two or three gather together in My name, there am I with them.

This doesn't mean that more than three people is going against Jesus's teachings.

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UnfairRepresent
11/15/20 3:57:19 PM
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Anteaterking posted...
This doesn't mean that more than three people is going against Jesus's teachings.
In of itself no.

But when the Government says "Don't form large groups." and you form large groups to worship Jesus, you are going against his teachings.

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Solid Snake07
11/15/20 3:59:37 PM
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Lost_All_Senses posted...
3 people don't give you enough money to fuel your private plane.


Bingo

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Letron_James
11/15/20 4:25:59 PM
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Solid Snake07 posted...
Bingo

3 people in america can-do that but they won't because they aren't dumbasses

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