Current Events > My boss eats a Kit Kat like a whole candy bar, does not break up the wafers

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SF_Okami
11/16/20 1:48:05 PM
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Looking for a new job. Only Neanderthals eat Kit Kats like that. Follow the proper etiquette.

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SaltyWet
11/16/20 1:48:28 PM
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Good. Don't make any more money for your shitty boss.

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CapnMuffin
11/16/20 1:48:33 PM
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Thats why theyre the boss.
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Smashingpmkns
11/16/20 1:48:33 PM
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There's a 90% chance your boss is a serial killer.
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SF_Okami
11/16/20 1:49:29 PM
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Smashingpmkns posted...
There's a 90% chance your boss is a serial killer.
Thats what I am thinking

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Questionmarktarius
11/16/20 1:50:01 PM
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Smashingpmkns posted...
There's a 90% chance your boss is a serial killer.
No, a serial killer would meticulously dismantle a Kit-Kat, until there's no visible chocolate on the wafer bits - then separate the individual wafers.
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SF_Okami
11/16/20 1:51:21 PM
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Conflict posted...
Uh... there's nothing wrong with that. Unless he's eating like 4 of them at the same time
Wrong. Its like eating a hotdog sideways. You dont do it

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Lost_All_Senses
11/16/20 1:52:40 PM
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They come with 2 cause you're suppose to slowly sit on one while you put the other in your mouth. Kit Kat is slang for gangbang

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Flockaveli
11/16/20 1:53:46 PM
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You know how much time you've wasted in your life taking apart the bars and eating them individually?

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ghettoraider81
11/16/20 1:54:10 PM
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Lost_All_Senses posted...
They come with 2 cause you're suppose to slowly sit on one while you put the other in your mouth. Kit Kat is slang for gangbang


A KitKat comes with 4. GTFOH with that fun size bullshit.

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Questionmarktarius
11/16/20 1:54:46 PM
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Flockaveli posted...
You know how much time you've wasted in your life taking apart the bars and eating them individually?
Just hold the wrapper longways and squeeze slightly. They'll all separate at once.
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ModLogic
11/16/20 1:55:07 PM
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Medussa
11/16/20 1:56:28 PM
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they taste better that way.

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Questionmarktarius
11/16/20 1:56:36 PM
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ModLogic posted...
4 is the obese aka american size
No, that would be 8.


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Pitlord_Special
11/16/20 1:56:47 PM
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The full sized 4 piece one needs to be broken up.

I usually eat the 2 piece ones together though, because Im apparently a monster.

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Kajagogo
11/16/20 1:57:11 PM
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ModLogic posted...
2 is the regular size
4 is the obese aka american size


There's 11 countries more obese than American

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s0nicfan
11/16/20 1:59:16 PM
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SiO4
11/16/20 2:03:27 PM
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Tell your Boss to give me a break.

....Give me a break.
Give me a break of that Kit Kat bar.
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Lost_All_Senses
11/16/20 2:04:16 PM
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ghettoraider81 posted...
A KitKat comes with 4. GTFOH with that fun size bullshit.

...we're gonna need a bigger butt.

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SaltyWet
11/16/20 2:06:14 PM
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SiO4 posted...
Tell your Boss to give me a break.

....Give me a break.
Give me a break of that Kit Kat bar.
Your jingle is wrong.

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SiO4
11/16/20 2:09:53 PM
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SaltyWet posted...

Your jingle is wrong.


Of your Kit kat bar?
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SaltyWet
11/16/20 2:38:55 PM
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SiO4 posted...
Of your Kit kat bar?
break me off a piece of that kit kat bar

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uwnim
11/16/20 2:42:52 PM
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Flockaveli posted...
You know how much time you've wasted in your life taking apart the bars and eating them individually?

CapnMuffin posted...
Thats why theyre the boss.
Yeah. While you were wasting your life breaking your Kit Kat bars, your boss was moving up.

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Smackems
11/16/20 2:44:21 PM
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Only a manlet would actually do some goober shit like break it in half

Also kit kats aren't even good. They're mediocre at best and that's a 100% facto dude

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DyingPancake
11/16/20 2:49:00 PM
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Just like stacking multiple pringles together, there is something really off about eating them like that.

Plus you don't get that oddly satisfying "snap" sound without breaking them apart

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DyingPancake
11/16/20 2:53:56 PM
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DuranOfForcena posted...
break me off a piece of that football cream

break me off a piece of that Fancy Feast

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Kelystic
11/16/20 9:35:54 PM
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i only buy chunky kit kat
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PsychicHippo
11/16/20 9:44:12 PM
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Does he bite into string cheese, too?

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