Current Events > Whats some of the dumbest most turbo neckbeard shit you read here?

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I think the biggest was saying they would tell their kid about Santa because they refuse to lie to their kid

lol click any rando topic on the first page and you can probably find something just as cringy.

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Why?

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We didn't believe in Santa in my house but I honestly don't know why.

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Turbo neck beard is kind of a dumb thing to say

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Rick and morty copypasta but unironically

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If I wasn't so lazy I'd lookup shit you say. Most of it qualifies

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ZeroX91 posted...

Rick and morty copypasta but unironically

Ooof

Hmm.

Probably the usage of "turbo neckbeard". Whatever the fuck that's supposed to mean.
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basically any incel topic

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Any of that waifu nonsense

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hey tc did you used to go by truly_FLCL or am I thinking of someone else?

edit nothing to do with the topic just randomly wondered

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Pretty much anytime a guy here posts about women. I'm not even one of those "ALL WOMEN R QUEENS" people but jesus fuck some of the people here need some serious help.

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The "Tifa's reduction is sexist" stans.

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too much to choose from tbh

"It's illegal to postmark checks. Why is it legal to postmark ballots?"

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Any time women or dating is brought up it's always something fucking dumb.

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somebody saying they were owed sex because of the time they put into talking to some girl

You ever see a Duncanwii post?

Abusive parents are okay if they let you watch DBZ.
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St0rmFury posted...

Abusive parents are okay if they let you watch DBZ.

Say what now?HighOnSolar posted...

hey tc did you used to go by truly_FLCL or am I thinking of someone else?

edit nothing to do with the topic just randomly wondered

Not me lol

CableZL posted...

"It's illegal to postmark checks. Why is it legal to postmark ballots?"

This one is an all-timer

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To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Rick and Morty. The humor is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also Rick's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation - his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realize that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Rick and Morty truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Rick's existencial catchphrase "Wubba Lubba Dub Dub," which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev's Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Dan Harmon's genius unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools... how I pity them. And yes by the way, I DO have a Rick and Morty tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- And even they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand.

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PoundGarden posted...

Any of that waifu nonsense

That's a bit harsh.

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DigitalCamera posted...

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Rick and Morty. The humor is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also Rick's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation - his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realize that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Rick and Morty truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Rick's existencial catchphrase "Wubba Lubba Dub Dub," which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev's Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Dan Harmon's genius unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools... how I pity them. And yes by the way, I DO have a Rick and Morty tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- And even they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand.

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I remember seeing a topic a few years ago where some CEman was bragging that he just saw his hot sister naked. Biological, not stepsister (if I remember correctly).

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Being raised as a Jehovah Witness, we never believed in Santa. But we were also told not to tell other kids. I kind of get the lie thing. It's the first thing your kid finds out your full of shit about. I also don't believe in giving bad kids presents to begin with. Just teaching them entitlement. I think it's stupid parents give their kids gifts regardless of how much of a piece of shit they might if been leading up to Christmas.

Again, I was raised in a household without holidays, so of course I wouldn't come from the same mind space as people who did.

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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/400-current-events

Probably "Whats some of the dumbest most turbo neckbeard shit you read here?".

"I think the biggest was saying they would tell their kid about Santa because they refuse to lie to their kid" is a close second, though.


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Lara got a reduction.

Samus got a reduction.

Tifa got a reduction.

There is a pattern here.

You can say I'm a loser, but you can't deny what is happening. It's not a conspiracy. It's not internet nerds preemptively being outraged. We said it would happen and it did. We knew it would because it's happened already. Because it's a clear and continuous pattern.

I don't care. I'm a fucking nerd. Whatever.

No, I don't need big breasts on a female character to find her interesting as a character. You don't need profanity and gratuitous bloodshed to have a good time at the movies. But if there's a PG-13 sequel or remake to an R-rated movie, people flip a table because they're being denied something they used to have. It's the same thing here.

If you go to favorite place to eat and find one day that they've stopped serving alcohol, you'd be within your rights to go someplace else even if the food is just as good as it always was.

Even if you don't care about fictional breasts (or real breasts on women playing fictional characters). Even if you're not into women period, it's still a bad thing to remove all buxom women from the media. You are saying that there is a certain type of person who you do not want to be featured in the media and it's through no fault of their own. This is like taking every story which had a Jewish character in it and replacing them with non-Jewish characters. You would be selectively removing a group of people from having any media presence or representation.

It's not just censorship. It's discrimination. How are women with large breasts supposed to feel in real life when they're not good enough to make it into movies? What does it say to them that body types and personality types are treated one and the same and that busty types are the "bimbo" types that we don't want? I suppose they can go out and get reductions if they want to be treated fairly.

Cover Tifa up more. Take away her midriff. Make it so that there's no bounce or jiggle -- just fat dead space. But don't flatten her because women with sizable breasts are somehow bad people according to the censors who think themselves progressive.

It's like there's an Anti-Tit League that gets to dictate who has an appropriate enough body type to achieve representation. And, according to them, women with small wastes and large busts are unworthy.

Fuck!

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CruelBuffalo posted...

Say what now?

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That one time someone was referring to normal people as "normalcools"

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The stuff Skye Reynolds would come out with (he did the breast reduction post) was incredible.

I randomly remember that he boycotted Spider-Man Homecoming because the Tinkerer was the first announced villain and he didn't know who that was.

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