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The_Office_pwnz
11/25/20 4:18:00 PM
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then nintendo had to ruin everything and released an "official" one. ugh. What the hell is that dead link timeline anyway? Remember that major plot point where link DIES? Well, now you do because its "official".

Kid Link timeline
Adult Link timeline
thats it

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Lord_Wombat
11/25/20 4:40:39 PM
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Remember when people enjoyed the series instead of worrying about dumb shit like if they're the same universe?
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Compsognathus
11/25/20 4:42:01 PM
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It legit surprised me that people care about Zelda canon.

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Hayame Zero
11/25/20 4:47:16 PM
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Even when it wasn't canon, it was dumb and baseless, like all fan theories.

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nfearurspecimn
11/25/20 4:51:56 PM
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I have Hyrule Historia still sealed in shrink wrap. I guess you can say I don't really care about the timeline outside of obvious sequels.

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Lord_Wombat
11/25/20 4:52:01 PM
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ArianaGrandSlam posted...
nintendo putting out an official one was the worst decision they could have made

Tbf this is the same company that claims Smash isn't a fighting game, so their opinions aren't exactly gospel.
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nfearurspecimn
11/25/20 4:52:53 PM
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Smash is a party fighting game. It's a brawler.

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IMNOTRAGED
11/25/20 4:59:56 PM
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The_Office_pwnz posted...
What the hell is that dead link timeline anyway?

People bitching about this will never not be weird to me.

nfearurspecimn posted...
I have Hyrule Historia still sealed in shrink wrap. I guess you can say I don't really care about the timeline outside of obvious sequels.

The majority of the games are obvious sequels or prequels.

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fate311
11/25/20 5:00:20 PM
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Lord_Wombat posted...
Remember when people enjoyed the series instead of worrying about dumb shit like if they're the same universe?

This tbh

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nfearurspecimn
11/25/20 5:10:49 PM
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IMNOTRAGED posted...
The majority of the games are obvious sequels or prequels.
Sorry, I meant it was obvious in game that they are sequels/prequels and don't need any extra explanation to place them in a timeline framework.

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IMNOTRAGED
11/25/20 5:32:47 PM
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The majority of the games make it clear in game (or in manual in the early games because that's how they did things back then) that they are sequels and need no extra explanation

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The_Office_pwnz
11/25/20 5:33:33 PM
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Compsognathus posted...
It legit surprised me that people care about Zelda canon.
wow guys, look how cool this guy is

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Choco
11/25/20 5:34:55 PM
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Turbam
11/25/20 5:35:14 PM
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I liked it more when I thought that each game was just someone different retelling the same "legend", but because they're all from different people they all heard of the legend completely differently.

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AzurexNightmare
11/25/20 5:35:45 PM
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The_Office_pwnz posted...
wow guys, look how cool this guy is
You don't need to get triggered by it.

You know all fiction is fake right?

And I love a ton of fictional stuff. Who doesn't? But you're taking it too far if it upsets you.

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Lord_Wombat
11/25/20 5:37:04 PM
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AzurexNightmare posted...

You don't need to get triggered by it.

You know all fiction is fake right?

And I love a ton of fictional stuff. Who doesn't? But you're taking it too far if it upsets you.

They've already shown that they can't comprehend that.
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ZeroX91
11/25/20 5:41:52 PM
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Only problem with their timeline is that they made it dumb again recently. OoX is no longer LA and TTP Link its AoL Link.

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nfearurspecimn
11/25/20 5:42:24 PM
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ZeroX91 posted...
Only problem with their timeline is that they made it dumb again recently. OoX is no longer LA and TTP Link its AoL Link.
what the fuck?

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ZeroX91
11/25/20 5:45:02 PM
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nfearurspecimn posted...
what the fuck?
Yup. In some lil book post hyrule historia around when ALBtWs came out

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nfearurspecimn
11/25/20 5:46:47 PM
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ZeroX91 posted...
Yup. In some lil book post hyrule historia around when ALBtWs came out
okay fuck the timeline then, it's obviously nonsense. not like it really makes much of a difference outside of obvious connections anyway

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Jerry_Hellyeah
11/25/20 5:47:50 PM
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You guys remember when you were stupid enough to find the non-existent Zelda timeline "fun"?

Me neither.

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Lord_Wombat
11/25/20 5:50:49 PM
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nfearurspecimn posted...

okay fuck the timeline then, it's obviously nonsense. not like it really makes much of a difference outside of obvious connections anyway

That's what makes it nonsense?
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nfearurspecimn
11/25/20 6:03:19 PM
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Lord_Wombat posted...
That's what makes it nonsense?
no, but defenders give crap about "it's so obvious and it's all explained!" so I want to have an example of how the timeline literally goes against what is stated in game which is what matters most to me anyway

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The_Office_pwnz
11/25/20 7:24:11 PM
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And while we're at it, I don't care for the elitism of dark souls makers or fans.

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Tyranthraxus
11/25/20 7:30:15 PM
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nfearurspecimn posted...
no, but defenders give crap about "it's so obvious and it's all explained!" so I want to have an example of how the timeline literally goes against what is stated in game which is what matters most to me anyway

In BotW, you can find the broken pieces of the twilight mirror. Meaning they had not yet been reassembled by Midna.

In TP, the temple of time is so completely decayed and ruined only a doorway remains and link has to visit it in the past.

In BotW the temple of time is still standing, seen better days sure but mostly okay.

Ergo events place BotW in an irreconcilable point in time around Twilight Princess destroying the whole timeline bullshit.

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Endgame
11/25/20 7:43:15 PM
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Remember when the Zelda timeline was fun?

No.

I remember a time when the Zelda games were fun though.....
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The_Office_pwnz
11/25/20 7:52:57 PM
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yeah but now we get to use weapons twice before they break

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ZeroX91
11/25/20 8:23:54 PM
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nfearurspecimn posted...
no, but defenders give crap about "it's so obvious and it's all explained!" so I want to have an example of how the timeline literally goes against what is stated in game which is what matters most to me anyway
I miss the timeline just being fan arguements based on in game shit like geography, items, and refrences. When HH came out and they were all this is the canon i was all fine i guess but they are retconing shit that they never needed to make canon....and that lowkey pisses me off.

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Garioshi
11/25/20 8:27:47 PM
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The only thing that really matters is that Skyward Sword happens first

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masticatingman
11/25/20 8:30:54 PM
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I think that all came about only because of OoT, MM, and WW. All of which are decidedly in the same general timeline.

Before that, you literally had something like Links Awakening, which clearly laughed at all conceptions of time and reality.

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