Current Events > y'know how God said "let there be light"

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Complete_Idi0t
11/25/20 10:58:48 PM
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That was Trump's idea
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Orlando_Jordan
11/25/20 11:01:28 PM
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God created Trump. Checkmate, liberal Christians.

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SrRd_RacinG
11/25/20 11:02:45 PM
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PSXer strikes again.

Whatever happened to that guy?

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MabusIncarnate
11/25/20 11:02:53 PM
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I did that, before me there was no light, I bet you didn't know that. I get high marks all the time, people want to hug and kiss me and tell me what a tremendous job I did. "We give you an A+ mister president" they tell me, I hear it all the time. Time is something else, isn't it? When I invented watches, everyone knew the time, long before your cellular phones came out, those things that made fake news possible. Amazing watches, just fantastic. You can't get fake news from the lamestream media on watches, that's when America was great. I made America great again, but then I decided that my 2nd campaign slogan should be "Make America Great Again" because it worked the first time, and I won by a lot again!

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Complete_Idi0t
11/25/20 11:08:56 PM
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SrRd_RacinG posted...
PSXer strikes again.

Whatever happened to that guy?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tnURKoDfgq8
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ZEROWOLF
11/25/20 11:14:13 PM
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He created light before creating the sun. How does that work?

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Complete_Idi0t
11/25/20 11:17:55 PM
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I just talked to Neal Degrassi Tyson and he said the sun wasn't even the first star
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MabusIncarnate
11/25/20 11:18:53 PM
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Complete_Idi0t posted...
I just talked to Neal Degrassi Tyson and he said the sun wasn't even the first star
lol

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lilORANG
11/25/20 11:21:02 PM
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Shoulda just gave everyone night vision instead.
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Tyranthraxus
11/25/20 11:22:54 PM
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Now we know why Biden had to kill God. It was so he could defeat Trump in the election.

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It says right here in Matthew 16:4 "Jesus doth not need a giant Mecha."
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SrRd_RacinG
11/25/20 11:46:57 PM
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My original account was banned for something almost as stupid.

The CJayC era was whack.

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