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brestugo
12/01/20 8:10:51 PM
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https://tinyurl.com/y4btqend

Hes a super freak.

A 6-foot-3, 300-pound Florida man was arrested after he allegedly punched a cab driver, then danced in the street yelling, Im Rick James, b--ch!

The suspect, Paul Kijek, also shouted, You white motherf--kers, before he was arrested just 2 miles from his Clearwater, Fla., home over the weekend. A Pinellas County arrest affidavit identified the 50-year-old as a white male.

According to police, witnesses at Back Bar and Lounge stopped Kijek from driving home from that venue due to his level of intoxication shortly after 4 a.m. Sunday.
When a taxi arrived to pick him up, Kijek allegedly got inside, began yelling at the driver, then punched him from the backseat. He then jumped into the street doing what appeared to be his impersonation of comedian Dave Chappelle, who used the phrase Im Rick James, b--ch, when impersonating the late Super Freak singer. James died in 2004.

Kijek was charged with simple battery and released on $600 bond, according to The Smoking Gun.



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Shotgunnova
12/01/20 8:12:05 PM
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Chappelle's America.

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Ving_Rhames
12/01/20 8:13:00 PM
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He had to have been on more than just the booze

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CADE FOSTER
12/01/20 8:13:24 PM
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Shotgunnova posted...
Chappelle's America.

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Weezy_Tha_Don
12/01/20 8:23:15 PM
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duck face!

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brestugo
12/01/20 8:24:24 PM
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Back Bar and Lounge sounds like a classy place.

On a serious note thank goodness they stopped him from getting behind the wheel.

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Mistere Man
12/01/20 8:27:13 PM
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Shotgunnova posted...
Chappelle's America.
More blood on Chappelle's hands.

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brestugo
12/02/20 1:43:28 PM
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bump

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Mistere Man
12/02/20 5:35:10 PM
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Joking aside I was honestly hoping his name was really Rick James.

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brestugo
12/02/20 5:37:53 PM
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Mistere Man posted...
Joking aside I was honestly hoping his name was really Rick James.
That night, he really was Rick James.

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__aCEr__
12/02/20 5:39:04 PM
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Clearly he's a time traveler as well.

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Strider102
12/02/20 5:39:09 PM
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We need a comedy called Florida Man.

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