Current Events > I upgraded from an old 18 year twin mattress with a hole in it

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Touch
12/01/20 8:55:31 PM
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To a new full memory foam

When does this thing start taking my memories?

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Smashingpmkns
12/01/20 8:56:19 PM
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NeonOctopus
12/01/20 8:56:21 PM
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I need a new mattress >_> Mine is 10yo and my back kinda hurts from laying on 1 side. I switched to another side for now

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No_U_L7
12/01/20 8:56:37 PM
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So you stopped banging that old thing once it reached legal age and became too old
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KINDERFELD
12/01/20 8:57:22 PM
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No_U_L7 posted...
So you stopped banging that old thing once it reached legal age and became too old



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Touch
12/01/20 8:57:42 PM
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Smashingpmkns posted...
Was the hole for your dick?
...Why did I not think of that

NeonOctopus posted...
I need a new mattress >_> Mine is 10yo and my back kinda hurts from laying on 1 side. I switched to another side for now
Yeah. Was talking about mattresses with a friend and they said you should get a new one about every 10 years or so. Then I was like bruh. My mattress is legal lol

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DocileOrangeCup
12/01/20 8:59:22 PM
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Touch
12/01/20 8:59:58 PM
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No_U_L7 posted...
So you stopped banging that old thing once it reached legal age and became too old

Ya fuckin BOOMED me

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RetsuZaiZen
12/01/20 9:00:40 PM
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Biggest adjustment will be sex. It takes some getting used to.

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Blue_Inigo
12/01/20 9:01:53 PM
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Did you ever stick your dinker donger in the hole

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Touch
12/01/20 9:03:22 PM
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Damn it guys AH DID NAWT HAVE SEXUAL RELATIONS WITH MY MATTRESS >__<

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kingdrake2
12/01/20 9:27:19 PM
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Touch posted...
Damn it guys AH DID NAWT HAVE SEXUAL RELATIONS WITH MY MATTRESS >__<


thinking about it now given the chance, it probably not a good idea due to the springs cutting his junk up.
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jon1012
12/01/20 9:32:22 PM
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awesome

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3PiesAndAFork
12/01/20 9:34:45 PM
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kingdrake2 posted...
thinking about it now given the chance, it probably not a good idea due to the springs cutting his junk up.
Good point. Good thing he got a memory foam mattress.

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RetsuZaiZen
12/01/20 9:50:48 PM
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I was actually talking about actual sex.

She kinda... Sinks into the bed so there's no bounce back. Takes a little more coordination but nothing complicated.

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Lordgold666
12/01/20 10:08:43 PM
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No_U_L7 posted...
So you stopped banging that old thing once it reached legal age and became too old
Sliccccced

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Touch
12/02/20 2:15:29 AM
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RetsuZaiZen posted...
I was actually talking about actual sex.

She kinda... Sinks into the bed so there's no bounce back. Takes a little more coordination but nothing complicated.
Oh I figured. I just got caught up with the other peeps who thought I was doing some American Mattress Pie or something lol

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Touch
12/02/20 2:18:56 AM
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Anyways, I finally get to enjoy it after a long ass day of moving shit into the new house.

And now I realize how tiny my 38" TV is :(

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Touch
12/02/20 2:53:33 AM
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Man I just wanna sleep on this thing for 24 hours

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