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Touch
12/04/20 3:50:11 AM
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I asked "Why?"

And he said "Because I'm trying to give you a physical".

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FL81
12/04/20 3:50:43 AM
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bad Touch

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nfearurspecimn
12/04/20 3:55:04 AM
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lol

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MyMainAccount
12/04/20 4:06:47 AM
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ok I laughed

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Joker98
12/04/20 4:15:49 AM
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hahaha

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Parappa09
12/04/20 4:17:51 AM
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lol didn't expect

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Smashingpmkns
12/04/20 4:24:36 AM
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KLouD_KoNNeCteD
12/04/20 4:39:56 AM
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Did you stop or did you lock eyes and assert some dominance??
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VitalGetPrank
12/04/20 6:11:45 AM
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Touch
12/04/20 11:30:32 AM
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I asked my masseuse if it was normal to get an erection during a massage. He laughed and said "Yeah don't worry about". I then asked "Ok, but could you at least stop bumping it into me?"

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Touch
12/05/20 5:09:45 AM
#11:


After going to the same masseuse for 3 years, I married her.

I love happy endings.

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Zeus
12/05/20 5:22:18 AM
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nfearurspecimn posted...
lol


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SevenTenths
12/05/20 5:26:32 AM
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Two fish are in a tank. One says to the other, okay but who is driving?

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