Current Events > My team's former VP just contacted me to chat this week

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Cleo_II
12/08/20 2:09:34 PM
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She left two years ago to join a really big tech company. Shes now an exec at a startup in the Bay Area (backed by big tech company money). She randomly reached out to catch up and we have a call scheduled on Friday.

Think shes trying to poach me? Im kinda excited to talk to her. I hope shes going to poach me and give me more money. I like money. Please let it be money.
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treewojima
12/08/20 2:10:22 PM
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She wants to poach your baby
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CyricZ
12/08/20 2:10:53 PM
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Boy are you gonna be bummed when she wants you to pilot a giant robot and save the Earth.

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Complete_Idi0t
12/08/20 2:11:46 PM
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She wants to talk to you about the multi level marketing scheme she joined
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Cleo_II
12/08/20 2:19:10 PM
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treewojima posted...
She wants to poach your baby
Think she might try to lure me into her home and have me drink some special tea?

CyricZ posted...
Boy are you gonna be bummed when she wants you to pilot a giant robot and save the Earth.
Talk about pressure. I just want to sit at a desk all day while doing minimum work and raking in cash. Is that so wrong?

Complete_Idi0t posted...
She wants to talk to you about the multi level marketing scheme she joined
But it will only take a small investment of my entire life savings and then Ill be rich!

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Ohhh I wonder if that means Ive entered some secret society with perks and shit
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CyricZ
12/08/20 2:20:51 PM
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Cleo_II posted...
Ohhh I wonder if that means Ive entered some secret society with perks and shit
I'll get in touch with @CalypsoDoom so she can send you the pamphlet and orientation. You'd be amazed the amount of safety training involved.

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Ving_Rhames
12/08/20 2:22:00 PM
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Cleo_II posted...
Think she might try to lure me into her home and have me drink some special tea?

Man, I recently learned just how often this stuff happens and its horrifying.

My theory tho is that she wants you to be the lookout for a large scale bank heist.

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Cleo_II
12/08/20 2:29:45 PM
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CyricZ posted...
I'll get in touch with @CalypsoDoom so she can send you the pamphlet and orientation. You'd be amazed the amount of safety training involved.
I can imagine. My husband suddenly cant seem to find my face anymore. Its like some sort of hypnotic mechanism.

Ving_Rhames posted...
Man, I recently learned just how often this stuff happens and its horrifying.

My theory tho is that she wants you to be the lookout for a large scale bank heist.
Its extremely sad, especially since the most vulnerable pregnant women are typically targeted.

Also if anyone would be planning a large scale bank heist it would be this VP so you might be on to something.
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CyricZ
12/08/20 2:34:19 PM
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Cleo_II posted...
My husband suddenly cant seem to find my face anymore.
Now it's important to note that if he spends time down there for more than five minutes, you need to check to make sure he's still breathing. Forty percent of all accidents in the workplace are caused by boobs.

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