Current Events > Would it be offensive to ask a girl to shower first so I can eat her out

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No_U_L7 12/15/20 2:06:32 AM #1:	Doesn't have to be a full shower, just want her to rinse her vag off Assuming we just met and were about to have sex --- https://imgur.com/QPgN9 <cite>No_U_L7 posted [p:948351387] in Would it b... [t:79176479]...</cite> <quote>Doesn't have to be a full shower, just want her to rinse her vag off Assuming we just met and were about to have sex</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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jon1012 12/15/20 2:11:25 AM #3:	no --- We are Borg. <cite>jon1012 posted [p:948351473] in Would it b... [t:79176479]...</cite> <quote>no </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
AdrianBeterson 12/15/20 2:13:09 AM #4:	Why dont you just put toothpaste in your mouth before you go in instead? That way you can eat her out AND clean her out. --- https://imgur.com/EvtcK3P <cite>AdrianBeterson posted [p:948351493] in Would it b... [t:79176479]...</cite> <quote>Why dont you just put toothpaste in your mouth before you go in instead? That way you can eat her out AND clean her out. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
KLouD_KoNNeCteD 12/15/20 2:14:42 AM #5:	AdrianBeterson posted... eat her out AND clean her out. LMAO I'm dying over here now XD <cite>KLouD_KoNNeCteD posted [p:948351515] in Would it b... [t:79176479]...</cite> <quote>AdrianBeterson posted... </cite> <quote>eat her out AND clean her out.</quote>LMAO I'm dying over here now XD </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CommunismFTW 12/15/20 2:22:17 AM #6:	I mean, I wouldn't ask, but I'd suggestively bring the fun into the shower and do the foreplay there and get to business outside. That way you get what you want but don't possibly offend. --- Since only from below can one better see the heights. https://imgur.com/OhZgm <cite>CommunismFTW posted [p:948351612] in Would it b... [t:79176479]...</cite> <quote>I mean, I wouldn't ask, but I'd suggestively bring the fun into the shower and do the foreplay there and get to business outside. That way you get what you want but don't possibly offend. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Mark_McGrath 12/15/20 2:24:01 AM #7:	This is a question you can google so this is a stealth brag topic thats probably not even true <cite>Mark_McGrath posted [p:948351641] in Would it b... [t:79176479]...</cite> <quote>This is a question you can google so this is a stealth brag topic thats probably not even true</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Flockaveli 12/15/20 2:24:22 AM #8:	You ever ate a girl out and noticed she tasted like the hand soap in your bathroom. --- I'm in Chicago, I'm shaking my head. <cite>Flockaveli posted [p:948351648] in Would it b... [t:79176479]...</cite> <quote>You ever ate a girl out and noticed she tasted like the hand soap in your bathroom. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Christian RULES 12/15/20 2:27:03 AM #9:	I believe it is American custom to take a shower before sexual activity, no? --- RIP Man Fan - https://gamefaqs1.cbsistatic.com/user_image/7/3/8/AADDtPAAAbxK.jpg TRUMP FOREVER - Promises Made! Promises Kept! #KAG #MAGA <cite>Christian RULES posted [p:948351691] in Would it b... [t:79176479]...</cite> <quote>I believe it is American custom to take a shower before sexual activity, no? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
YourDrunkFather 12/15/20 2:27:12 AM #10:	You look like your puss probably stinks, mind taking a shower first? Who would be offended by that --- One bourbon,one scotch,one beer <cite>YourDrunkFather posted [p:948351696] in Would it b... [t:79176479]...</cite> <quote>You look like your puss probably stinks, mind taking a shower first? Who would be offended by that </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
KalimariX8 12/15/20 2:28:46 AM #11:	Offer to shower with her in a sexual fashion --- member of the sam jackson alliance Kalimari <cite>KalimariX8 posted [p:948351728] in Would it b... [t:79176479]...</cite> <quote>Offer to shower with her in a sexual fashion </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Chairoff 12/15/20 2:29:56 AM #12:	Flockaveli posted... You ever ate a girl out and noticed she tasted like the hand soap in your bathroom. Lmfao --- May God pick up the pieces of dreams that fall apart <cite>Chairoff posted [p:948351756] in Would it b... [t:79176479]...</cite> <quote>Flockaveli posted... </cite> <quote>You ever ate a girl out and noticed she tasted like the hand soap in your bathroom.</quote> Lmfao </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DarkChozoGhost 12/15/20 2:31:48 AM #13:	If I'm planning to go see someone and I'm gonna go down, I hint that they should shower --- My sister's dog bit a hole in my Super Mario Land cartridge. It still works though - Skye Reynolds 3DS FC: 3239-5612-0115 <cite>DarkChozoGhost posted [p:948351797] in Would it b... [t:79176479]...</cite> <quote>If I'm planning to go see someone and I'm gonna go down, I hint that they should shower </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DragonClaw01 12/15/20 2:32:43 AM #14:	YourDrunkFather posted... You look like your puss probably stinks, mind taking a shower first? Who would be offended by that Dude, she is fricking getting eaten out. Beggars can't be choosers. If girl asked me to wash my junk before she sucked it, I would be like the flash to that shower, lol. Anyways, eating out an unwashed vag is like cruel or unusual punishment or something. --- <('.'<) <(^.^)> (>'.')> Splendiferous <cite>DragonClaw01 posted [p:948351814] in Would it b... [t:79176479]...</cite> <quote>YourDrunkFather posted... </cite> <quote>You look like your puss probably stinks, mind taking a shower first? Who would be offended by that</quote>Dude, she is fricking getting eaten out. Beggars can't be choosers. If girl asked me to wash my junk before she sucked it, I would be like the flash to that shower, lol. Anyways, eating out an unwashed vag is like cruel or unusual punishment or something. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Chairoff 12/15/20 2:34:00 AM #15:	Like any of you virgins would know --- May God pick up the pieces of dreams that fall apart <cite>Chairoff posted [p:948351845] in Would it b... [t:79176479]...</cite> <quote>Like any of you virgins would know </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
No_U_L7 12/15/20 2:50:26 AM #16:	DarkChozoGhost posted... If I'm planning to go see someone and I'm gonna go down, I hint that they should shower In this scenario we just met earlier that night YourDrunkFather posted... You look like your puss probably stinks, mind taking a shower first? Who would be offended by that Most girls don't smell great down there after a night of dancing/drinking --- https://imgur.com/QPgN9 <cite>No_U_L7 posted [p:948352122] in Would it b... [t:79176479]...</cite> <quote>DarkChozoGhost posted...</cite> <quote>If I'm planning to go see someone and I'm gonna go down, I hint that they should shower </quote> In this scenario we just met earlier that night YourDrunkFather posted...</cite> <quote>You look like your puss probably stinks, mind taking a shower first? Who would be offended by that </quote> Most girls don't smell great down there after a night of dancing/drinking</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Teh_Dr_Phil 12/15/20 3:12:28 AM #17:	AdrianBeterson posted... Why dont you just put toothpaste in your mouth before you go in instead? That way you can eat her out AND clean her out. lmfao this is sig worthy --- Yep. <cite>Teh_Dr_Phil posted [p:948352470] in Would it b... [t:79176479]...</cite> <quote>AdrianBeterson posted... </cite> <quote>Why dont you just put toothpaste in your mouth before you go in instead? That way you can eat her out AND clean her out.</quote>lmfao this is sig worthy </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
nfearurspecimn 12/15/20 3:35:56 AM #18:	Depends on how you say. Short answer: No --- Wake up. You have to wake up. currently a preta/hungry ghost Dai Grepher: I was wrong. My entire theory is incorrect. Zero Mission IS a remake of Metroid. <cite>nfearurspecimn posted [p:948352809] in Would it b... [t:79176479]...</cite> <quote>Depends on how you say. Short answer: No </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
shnangyboos 12/15/20 3:39:58 AM #19:	I wouldn't be offended if a woman didn't want to deal with my stinky crotch. Who really could? That shit stinks. Take a shower, get some head. A good trade-off. --- How's my posting? Call http://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/182361-human-resource-machine for any comments or concerns. <cite>shnangyboos posted [p:948352881] in Would it b... [t:79176479]...</cite> <quote>I wouldn't be offended if a woman didn't want to deal with my stinky crotch. Who really could? That shit stinks. Take a shower, get some head. A good trade-off. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
VigorouslySwish 12/15/20 4:45:45 AM #20:	Were you doing a really sweaty activity and is she gross? If there was no physical activity it wont be pungent --- i'm just some guy yellin' about apple sauce <cite>VigorouslySwish posted [p:948353713] in Would it b... [t:79176479]...</cite> <quote>Were you doing a really sweaty activity and is she gross? If there was no physical activity it wont be pungent </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
No_U_L7 12/15/20 5:12:50 AM #21:	VigorouslySwish posted... Were you doing a really sweaty activity and is she gross? If there was no physical activity it wont be pungent this scenario is for after a night out, ie dancing, walking, drinking etc --- https://imgur.com/QPgN9 <cite>No_U_L7 posted [p:948354051] in Would it b... [t:79176479]...</cite> <quote>VigorouslySwish posted...</cite> <quote>Were you doing a really sweaty activity and is she gross? If there was no physical activity it wont be pungent </quote> this scenario is for after a night out, ie dancing, walking, drinking etc</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Raulgage 12/15/20 5:33:03 AM #22:	Any girl know that after some time, it smells down there. If she knows she will be eaten out, she might want to shower before so, no need asking. Shower foreplay is fantastic by the way. --- "Or not" is always an option, or not. [FORTI R.B.] <cite>Raulgage posted [p:948354322] in Would it b... [t:79176479]...</cite> <quote>Any girl know that after some time, it smells down there. If she knows she will be eaten out, she might want to shower before so, no need asking. Shower foreplay is fantastic by the way. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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No_U_L7 12/15/20 5:34:40 AM #24:	Raulgage posted... Any girl know that after some time, it smells down there. If she knows she will be eaten out, she might want to shower before so, no need asking. Shower foreplay is fantastic by the way. why are so many people failing to understand the scenario here.... --- https://imgur.com/QPgN9 <cite>No_U_L7 posted [p:948354339] in Would it b... [t:79176479]...</cite> <quote>Raulgage posted...</cite> <quote>Any girl know that after some time, it smells down there. If she knows she will be eaten out, she might want to shower before so, no need asking. Shower foreplay is fantastic by the way. </quote> why are so many people failing to understand the scenario here....</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ModLogic 12/15/20 5:40:19 AM #25:	why wash away the seasoning? --- https://imgur.com/ZngbqJn https://imgur.com/lbSi0U3 https://imgur.com/xaRYKZM <cite>ModLogic posted [p:948354410] in Would it b... [t:79176479]...</cite> <quote>why wash away the seasoning? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
R1masher 12/15/20 5:44:50 AM #26:	Just hose her down like a wounded elephant --- R1R1R1R1R1R1 <cite>R1masher posted [p:948354462] in Would it b... [t:79176479]...</cite> <quote>Just hose her down like a wounded elephant </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
No_U_L7 12/15/20 2:29:54 PM #27:	Bump --- https://imgur.com/QPgN9 <cite>No_U_L7 posted [p:948368728] in Would it b... [t:79176479]...</cite> <quote>Bump</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
KLouD_KoNNeCteD 12/15/20 2:46:54 PM #28:	No_U_L7 posted... Assuming we just met and were about to have sex I wouldn't worry about things that will never happen. <cite>KLouD_KoNNeCteD posted [p:948369370] in Would it b... [t:79176479]...</cite> <quote>No_U_L7 posted... </cite> <quote>Assuming we just met and were about to have sex</quote>I wouldn't worry about things that will never happen. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
LostForest 12/15/20 3:16:45 PM #29:	ITT: boys --- ForestLogic alt. <cite>LostForest posted [p:948370577] in Would it b... [t:79176479]...</cite> <quote>ITT: boys </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Conception616 12/15/20 3:49:13 PM #30:	Mark_McGrath posted... This is a question you can google so this is a stealth brag topic thats probably not even true TC is a turbo virgin that always posts dumb shit like this, hes clearly never been near any pussy since he was born. --- Ain't no mystery god, peace to the true and living. I Self Lord And Master. <cite>Conception616 posted [p:948371842] in Would it b... [t:79176479]...</cite> <quote>Mark_McGrath posted... </cite> <quote>This is a question you can google so this is a stealth brag topic thats probably not even true</quote> TC is a turbo virgin that always posts dumb shit like this, hes clearly never been near any pussy since he was born. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
No_U_L7 12/15/20 3:52:10 PM #31:	Conception616 posted... TC is a turbo virgin that always posts dumb shit like this, hes clearly never been near any pussy since he was born. LMAO --- https://imgur.com/QPgN9 <cite>No_U_L7 posted [p:948371942] in Would it b... [t:79176479]...</cite> <quote>Conception616 posted...</cite> <quote> TC is a turbo virgin that always posts dumb shit like this, hes clearly never been near any pussy since he was born. </quote> LMAO</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BlingBling22947 12/16/20 11:45:21 PM #32:	These topics are lowkey why I come to CE. --- When was the last time you heard your boy Nas rhyme? Never on schedule but always on time <cite>BlingBling22947 posted [p:948428730] in Would it b... [t:79176479]...</cite> <quote>These topics are lowkey why I come to CE. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Naysaspace 12/16/20 11:48:54 PM #33:	absolutely not but if you don't get in with her then you're a loser if a girl asked me to shower before she blew me i'd do it, because i know what i'm about. These balls run hot, so by 7pm yeah they're probably gonna stink. <cite>Naysaspace posted [p:948428830] in Would it b... [t:79176479]...</cite> <quote>absolutely not but if you don't get in with her then you're a loser if a girl asked me to shower before she blew me i'd do it, because i know what i'm about. These balls run hot, so by 7pm yeah they're probably gonna stink. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lunar_Savage 12/16/20 11:57:58 PM #34:	Flockaveli posted... You ever ate a girl out and noticed she tasted like the hand soap in your bathroom. I just laughed so hard for damn nigh 5 minutes straight. I can barely breathe. You get a fucking mega cookie, sir. (::::) --- Number of Mega Cookies given: (::::) 30 Tips top hat, adjusts monocle, and walks away with a cane. And yes, that IS Mr. Peanut laying unconscious on the curb <cite>Lunar_Savage posted [p:948429067] in Would it b... [t:79176479]...</cite> <quote>Flockaveli posted... </cite> <quote>You ever ate a girl out and noticed she tasted like the hand soap in your bathroom.</quote> I just laughed so hard for damn nigh 5 minutes straight. I can barely breathe. You get a fucking mega cookie, sir. (::::) </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Dark_SilverX 12/16/20 11:59:41 PM #35:	nah that is rinsing the flavors out. you eat it as soon as you meet it. --- Rather a Zoom Thanksgiving than an ICU Christmas. don't compare games to feces -- if you've an opinion worth mentioning, do so civilly <cite>Dark_SilverX posted [p:948429111] in Would it b... [t:79176479]...</cite> <quote>nah that is rinsing the flavors out. you eat it as soon as you meet it. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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