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You're dating a girl and it's going great until you discover the fact she has a tiny pet dragon who lives inside her clothes 24/7. Also it sleeps/perches on her shoulder when she sleeps or showers.

You first notice him when he pops his head out of her top at dinner at her place and takes you by surprise.

"Oh there you go, I knew you'd meet sooner or later. This is Flamey Bubble. I found him in my shirt when I was a little girl and he's just sorta lived with me ever since.... Well on me anyway. Don't make fun of the name, I know I know but I was 3 when I named him. Come say hello Bubble.'

The dragon crawls out of her top and onto her shoulder, staring at you the entire time.

'He even saved me from muggers one time. I was in Chicago at 2AM and these two guys threatened me with a knife. Next thing I knew, they were on fire and running away while pissing themselves.'

The dragon flaps his powerful wings and you feel a rush of air blown at you. In response she casually picks up some chicken with her fingers and gives it to the dragon who devours it gladly with teeth that could crush your teeth.

'He does that when he wants something, usually food. I don't think he can actually fly, at least I've never seen him flying. Aww but don't worry, he's like so gentle. He's hard as diamond and has claws that can penetrate bone yet I've never felt a thing when he crawls around all over me. Even when I was a kid. He's never hurt me. Not even a scratch. He's like my most loyal friend, I don't know what I'd do without my Bubble now."

The dragon slowly clambers back down into her top but keeps his head popped out, staring at you unblinkingly the entire time. Puffing tiny but noticable jets of smoke.

'He must really like you, he never normally shows himself around strangers... Well either that or he really hates you and wants to keep an eye on you. It's hard to tell cause he's a dragon.'

https://i.imgur.com/GC8wCAP.jpg

'Oh one thing though. Never try to pick him up or take him off me... He doesn't like that. I've had to tell him off a few times for hurting people who tried. Haven't I Bubble?'

How do you react?
Could you date her?

Inverse to guy if gay or female.

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Pillow Pants.

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I said "that" in the topic title twice and now it's really bugging me

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UnfairRepresent posted...

I said "that" in the topic title twice and now it's really bugging me

I didn't brink my grappling hook. I just jumped from the top.

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Wii_Shaker posted...

I didn't brink my grappling hook. I just jumped from the top.

wat

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Sure. That's cute

You've done this one before.

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Would it try and bite my dick?

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pogo_rabid posted...

Would it try and bite my dick?

Only if your stuck your dick in its mouth you weirdo

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In the hypothetical it's most likely that the dragon hates me, so no.

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Would dragon insist on hanging around even during sex?

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Frizzurd posted...

Would dragon insist on hanging around even during sex?

Yes

It lives on her.

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Does she have big mommy milkers

Literally no downside

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