Current Events > Your reaction: You walk in on your son beating up Santa.

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UnfairRepresent 12/18/20 12:34:08 AM #1:	You're trying to sleep one Christmas Eve when you're woken by loud banging noises and screaming. You rush downstairs and to your surprise see your young son beating up Santa with a baseball bat while Santa was trying to put presents under your tree. "Dad! Dad! whack whack* it's some kind of fat burlgar pedo! Call the police!"* Whack! your son says while hitting Santa "Ho ho hoowwww! No it's me! Father Christmas! I'm just-OW! Oh my. Ow, aghh! I'm just trying to bring you pre-ARRH! Presents this wonderful day." Santa says with difficulty as he takes blows to the knees and stomach "I don't care if you are Catholic, you're still not going to get away with this! I saw your sack! How many people did you rob today freak? STRANGER! STRANGER!" Your son yells How do you react? What do you do? --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgur.com/yPw05Ob <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:948473856] in Your react... [t:79183462]...</cite> <quote>You're trying to sleep one Christmas Eve when you're woken by loud banging noises and screaming. You rush downstairs and to your surprise see your young son beating up Santa with a baseball bat while Santa was trying to put presents under your tree. "Dad! Dad! whack whack it's some kind of fat burlgar pedo! Call the police!" Whack! your son says while hitting Santa "Ho ho hoowwww! No it's me! Father Christmas! I'm just-OW! Oh my. Ow, aghh! I'm just trying to bring you pre-ARRH! Presents this wonderful day." Santa says with difficulty as he takes blows to the knees and stomach "I don't care if you are Catholic, you're still not going to get away with this! I saw your sack! How many people did you rob today freak? STRANGER! STRANGER!" Your son yells How do you react? What do you do? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
3PiesAndAFork 12/18/20 12:37:53 AM #2:	I'd take the bat from him and continue hitting the burglar. His undeveloped noodle arms won't be doing much. --- @('_')@ <cite>3PiesAndAFork posted [p:948473956] in Your react... [t:79183462]...</cite> <quote>I'd take the bat from him and continue hitting the burglar. His undeveloped noodle arms won't be doing much. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
pikachupwnage 12/18/20 1:07:58 AM #3:	"Son I will keep him down. You get the PS5's out of the bag" --- My Mario Maker 2 Maker ID is J2K-RFD-K4G Even In sigs FOE! http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/665/328/d75.gif <cite>pikachupwnage posted [p:948474670] in Your react... [t:79183462]...</cite> <quote>"Son I will keep him down. You get the PS5's out of the bag" </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BloodMoon7 12/18/20 1:12:40 AM #4:	I'm surprised the old man is getting beat up by a child. I remember fighting against him in the Every After war. Anyway I finish him. He killed too many good men. --- I just want to restore this world back to the natural. Bring order to this broken reality. To the way it should have been, all those many years ago. <cite>BloodMoon7 posted [p:948474788] in Your react... [t:79183462]...</cite> <quote>I'm surprised the old man is getting beat up by a child. I remember fighting against him in the Every After war. Anyway I finish him. He killed too many good men. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 12/18/20 12:25:17 PM #5:	BloodMoon7 posted... I'm surprised the old man is getting beat up by a child. I remember fighting against him in the Every After war. Anyway I finish him. He killed too many good men. what --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgur.com/yPw05Ob <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:948489220] in Your react... [t:79183462]...</cite> <quote>BloodMoon7 posted... </cite> <quote>I'm surprised the old man is getting beat up by a child. I remember fighting against him in the Every After war. Anyway I finish him. He killed too many good men.</quote>what </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Ryven 12/18/20 12:57:12 PM #6:	'Son, stop it. And stand aside.' https://youtu.be/1_mxckuLgQU --- 'We're not gonna make it, are we? People i mean.' 'It's in your nature to destroy yourselves.' <cite>Ryven posted [p:948490379] in Your react... [t:79183462]...</cite> <quote>'Son, stop it. And stand aside.' https://youtu.be/1_mxckuLgQU </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
RetsuZaiZen 12/18/20 1:01:25 PM #7:	Fat man probably had it coming --- Why do nerdsalways get caught up on the details? https://imgur.com/dntQM https://imgur.com/9gNcUGM https://imgur.com/bH8vq3f <cite>RetsuZaiZen posted [p:948490543] in Your react... [t:79183462]...</cite> <quote>Fat man probably had it coming </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 12/19/20 5:40:08 AM #8:	RetsuZaiZen posted... Fat man probably had it coming Poor Santa --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgur.com/yPw05Ob <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:948519048] in Your react... [t:79183462]...</cite> <quote>RetsuZaiZen posted... </cite> <quote>Fat man probably had it coming</quote>Poor Santa </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
marthsheretoo 12/19/20 5:48:27 AM #9:	"Is your name Chet? Because your nuts are gonna be roasting over an open fire." --- "Even MarthKoopa has jumped on the MarthKoopa hate wagon." -DevsBro <cite>marthsheretoo posted [p:948519142] in Your react... [t:79183462]...</cite> <quote>"Is your name Chet? Because your nuts are gonna be roasting over an open fire." </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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