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UnfairRepresent 12/23/20 9:36:53 AM #1: |
Would you still date her?
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She says some guy is paying her to just hide things in vents or behind steam pipes around the city and help design/build large bizarre buildings with multiple detached stages at elevated platforms rigged with electricity. Also she has to go pick up industrial sized amounts of green spray paint and large blank paper canvases. At first you don't think much of it until you see her work uniform and realize the truth! Her new employer is the narcissistic megalomaniac menance to society known as The Riddler. Inverse to boyfriend if that way inclined. How do you react? What do you do? --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgur.com/yPw05Ob ... Copied to Clipboard!
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uwnim 12/23/20 9:37:47 AM #2: |
Sounds like a good job.
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monkmith 12/23/20 9:38:16 AM #3: |
honey, does gooning pay well? what's the health package?
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UnfairRepresent 12/23/20 9:44:36 AM #4: |
monkmith posted...
honey, does gooning pay well? Yes, it pays better than her previous job
Independant contractor No health package No pension Do your own taxes --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgur.com/yPw05Ob ... Copied to Clipboard!
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nfearurspecimn 12/23/20 9:45:22 AM #5: |
If I stopped dating her, she'd probably get me killed.
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monkmith 12/23/20 9:48:05 AM #6: |
UnfairRepresent posted...
Independant contractordear, that's a deal breaker, how will you pay for the dental work after the weirdo in the bat suit knocks out all your teeth? --- Taarsidath-an halsaam. Quando il gioco e finito, il re e il pedone vanno nella stessa scatola ... Copied to Clipboard!
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3PiesAndAFork 12/23/20 9:51:03 AM #7: |
monkmith posted...
dear, that's a deal breaker, how will you pay for the dental work after the weirdo in the bat suit knocks out all your teeth?He's not. She's just the architect behind this, bats isn't going to touch her... If she does run into him by some chance, I'd just tell her to quiver in fear and not do anything. --- @('_')@ ... Copied to Clipboard!
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DB_Insider 12/23/20 9:53:58 AM #8: |
nfearurspecimn posted...
If I stopped dating her, she'd probably get me killed.Shes hot in that outfit ... Copied to Clipboard!
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UnfairRepresent 12/23/20 9:59:37 AM #9: |
monkmith posted...
dear, that's a deal breaker, how will you pay for the dental work after the weirdo in the bat suit knocks out all your teeth?Carry a purple Mouthguard with a green question mark on it? --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgur.com/yPw05Ob ... Copied to Clipboard!
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UnfairRepresent 12/23/20 7:06:45 PM #10: |
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BloodMoon7 12/23/20 7:10:49 PM #11: |
Who?
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Justindbz 12/23/20 7:13:50 PM #12: |
Hell no! That ups my chances of catching a Batass whoopin by at least 67%.
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Questionmarktarius 12/23/20 7:18:49 PM #13: |
Frank Gorshin, or Jim Carrey?
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Shotgunnova 12/23/20 7:24:45 PM #14: |
Finally, an answer to the age-old Riddler question:
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UnfairRepresent 12/23/20 7:25:44 PM #15: |
Questionmarktarius posted...
Frank Gorshin, or Jim Carrey? --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgur.com/yPw05Ob ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Wii_Shaker 12/23/20 7:30:42 PM #16: |
I'd feel safer having her work for the Riddler than say, the Joker or the Penguin.
It's hard out here and I'm not dating another woman that's going to bleed me dry because she doesn't want to work. Plus, if she lets me tap it in her goon uniform, I'm down. --- "He busted in, blessed be the Lord Who believe any mess they read up on a message board" -MF DOOM ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Solo_Wing 12/23/20 7:35:20 PM #17: |
Justindbz posted...
Hell no! That ups my chances of catching a Batass whoopin by at least 67%.As long as you steer clear when she's at work and not be this guy Wii_Shaker posted... if she lets me tap it in her goon uniform, I'm down. You'd be fine --- Yo buddy... Still alive? ... Copied to Clipboard!
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pfh1001 12/23/20 7:43:07 PM #18: |
UnfairRepresent posted...
As long as she'll wear that uniform home, we're all good. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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UnfairRepresent 12/23/20 9:05:11 PM #19: |
pfh1001 posted...
As long as she'll wear that uniform home, we're all good.That's her work uniform dude You want her to wear it all day at work and at home? --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgur.com/yPw05Ob ... Copied to Clipboard!
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