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UnfairRepresent
12/23/20 9:36:53 AM
#1:


Would you still date her?


She just lost her job because the economy sucks but tells you not to worry because she already got a new job that pays way better.

She says some guy is paying her to just hide things in vents or behind steam pipes around the city and help design/build large bizarre buildings with multiple detached stages at elevated platforms rigged with electricity. Also she has to go pick up industrial sized amounts of green spray paint and large blank paper canvases.

At first you don't think much of it until you see her work uniform and realize the truth! Her new employer is the narcissistic megalomaniac menance to society known as The Riddler.



Inverse to boyfriend if that way inclined.

How do you react?
What do you do?

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uwnim
12/23/20 9:37:47 AM
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Sounds like a good job.

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monkmith
12/23/20 9:38:16 AM
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honey, does gooning pay well? what's the health package?

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UnfairRepresent
12/23/20 9:44:36 AM
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monkmith posted...
honey, does gooning pay well?

Yes, it pays better than her previous job


what's the health package?

Independant contractor

No health package
No pension
Do your own taxes

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nfearurspecimn
12/23/20 9:45:22 AM
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If I stopped dating her, she'd probably get me killed.

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monkmith
12/23/20 9:48:05 AM
#6:


UnfairRepresent posted...
Independant contractor

No health package
No pension
Do your own taxes
dear, that's a deal breaker, how will you pay for the dental work after the weirdo in the bat suit knocks out all your teeth?

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3PiesAndAFork
12/23/20 9:51:03 AM
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monkmith posted...
dear, that's a deal breaker, how will you pay for the dental work after the weirdo in the bat suit knocks out all your teeth?
He's not. She's just the architect behind this, bats isn't going to touch her... If she does run into him by some chance, I'd just tell her to quiver in fear and not do anything.

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DB_Insider
12/23/20 9:53:58 AM
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nfearurspecimn posted...
If I stopped dating her, she'd probably get me killed.
Shes hot in that outfit
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UnfairRepresent
12/23/20 9:59:37 AM
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monkmith posted...
dear, that's a deal breaker, how will you pay for the dental work after the weirdo in the bat suit knocks out all your teeth?
Carry a purple Mouthguard with a green question mark on it?

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UnfairRepresent
12/23/20 7:06:45 PM
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Dead even so far

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BloodMoon7
12/23/20 7:10:49 PM
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Who?

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Justindbz
12/23/20 7:13:50 PM
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Hell no! That ups my chances of catching a Batass whoopin by at least 67%.

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Questionmarktarius
12/23/20 7:18:49 PM
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Frank Gorshin, or Jim Carrey?
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Shotgunnova
12/23/20 7:24:45 PM
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Finally, an answer to the age-old Riddler question:



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UnfairRepresent
12/23/20 7:25:44 PM
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Questionmarktarius posted...
Frank Gorshin, or Jim Carrey?


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Wii_Shaker
12/23/20 7:30:42 PM
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I'd feel safer having her work for the Riddler than say, the Joker or the Penguin.

It's hard out here and I'm not dating another woman that's going to bleed me dry because she doesn't want to work.

Plus, if she lets me tap it in her goon uniform, I'm down.

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Solo_Wing
12/23/20 7:35:20 PM
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Justindbz posted...
Hell no! That ups my chances of catching a Batass whoopin by at least 67%.
As long as you steer clear when she's at work and not be this guy

Wii_Shaker posted...
if she lets me tap it in her goon uniform, I'm down.

You'd be fine

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pfh1001
12/23/20 7:43:07 PM
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UnfairRepresent posted...


As long as she'll wear that uniform home, we're all good.
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UnfairRepresent
12/23/20 9:05:11 PM
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pfh1001 posted...
As long as she'll wear that uniform home, we're all good.
That's her work uniform dude

You want her to wear it all day at work and at home?


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