Current Events > How Bad Is Your Spotify? A.I. judges your awful taste in music

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https://pudding.cool/2020/12/judge-my-spotify/

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Muh keys

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Your spotify was dad-rock-propecia-hair-metal-balding-weezer-fan bad.

I get everything besides Weezer. I dont have that much Weezer.

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> Your spotify was boomer-too-many-feelings-heavy-eyeliner-post-punk bad.
> Thank your obsessions with Pink Floyd, Emo (e.g., AFI and Brand New), and Talking Heads for that.
> Based on your listening habits, I can also tell you your spotify was...
> nineties-dorm-room bad
> still-listening-to-the-scientist bad
> balding-weezer-fan bad

> Here's what else is going on in your aural trash fire:

You listen to these tracks too much:

• Touched by Vast
• Goodbye Horses by Q Lazzarus
• how will i rest in peace if i'm buried by a highway?// by KennyHoopla
• Teardrop by Massive Attack
• Whiskey In The Jar by Thin Lizzy

You stan these artists to an uncomfortable extent:

• Thee Oh Sees
• Gorillaz
• Thrice
• Incubus
• Flying Lotus

You are 13% basic. You're trying to impress with some obscure tracks like Osees. Nobody's fooled..

You're stuck in the early 2010s. For you, music's been all downhill since MGMT made Little Dark Age.

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> Your spotify was liberal-arts-hip-hop-60s-acid-flashback-jazz-everyones-heard-of bad.

Lmao that was pretty funny.

Also it called my spotify "can-be-convinced-the-earth-is-flat bad". IDK where it got that from, I don't listen to B.o.B.

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That was fun thanks TC



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> Your spotify was paisley-park-craft-beer-snob-heavy-eyeliner-post-punk bad.
> Thank your obsessions with Prince,stomp and holler, and Talking Headsfor that.
> Based on your listening habits, Ican also tell you your spotifywas...
> swiftie-fangirl bad
> masters-in-creative-writing bad
> ira-glass-in-your-airpods bad
> learns-about-rap-from-tiktok bad
> sad-in-a-cabin bad
> Here's what else is going on inyour aural trash fire:

You listen to these tracks too much:
Rosemary with a Bible and a Gun by Drive-By Truckers
Ain't Nothin' New by The Texas Gentlemen
I'm Not Getting Excited by The Beths
the 1 by Taylor Swift
One and Done by Bright Eyes

You stan these artists to an uncomfortable extent:
The Front Bottoms
Prince
King Gizzard & The Lizard Wizard
Say Anything
The Flaming Lips

You are 16% basic. Blu & Exile and Liv.e? Where do you even find this shit?.

You're too trendy for your own good. You know there's good music from before 2019, right?

Well, that was really something.
Thanks for letting me see your music I guess.
Shutting down.

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You are 10% basic. You're trying to impress with some obscure tracks like Our Lady Peace. Nobody's fooled..
Wut?

You're stuck in the 1990s. You know there's been good music since Blues Traveler, right?
Lies

oh yes thank you master advertising man
please tell me what to listen to
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Your spotify was folklore-evermore-dumbledore-witch-pop-moutain-dew-code-red-paisley-park bad.

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> Your spotify was please-read-my-manuscript-manic-pixie-dream-girl-80s-punk bad.
> Thank your obsessions with The Mountain Goats, Rilo Kiley, and Dead Kennedys for that.
> Based on your listening habits, I can also tell you your spotify was...
> heavy-eyeliner-post-punk bad
> dad-rock bad
> moonwalk bad

You are 5% basic. Have you considered there's a reason nobody listens to Sanctum?.
You're stuck in the 2000s. You know there's been good music since a-ha, right?

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I feel personally attacked

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I'm 3% basic

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You stan these artists to an uncomfortable extent:

• Dance Gavin Dance
• Drake
• Kanye West
• Woe, Is Me
• Ghost

You are 19% basic. Yeah, you've got some obscure artists like Lower Definition, but your real top ones are ultra-mainstream like Drake..
You're stuck in the early 2010s.You must have peaked right around Woe, Is Me's Number[s].

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Even though I know this is a troll it still felt personal

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Won't let me do it

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This was merciless.

> Your spotify was crying-during-sex-90s-swerve-hey-i-can-play-wonderwall-on-acoustic-guitar bad.

> Based on your listening habits, I can also tell you your spotify was...
> i-know-the-dj bad
> mom-and-dads-date-night bad
> wear-carhartts-to-your-desk-job bad
> allegations-of-abuse-have-never-been-proven-in-court bad
> zach-braff bad

You are 17% basic. You're trying to be cool with THREE1989, but your favorites are the same as everybody else's..
You're stuck in the 2000s. You know there's been good music since Death Cab for Cutie, right?

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> Your spotify was sadsack-drake-trap-house bad.

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