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UnfairRepresent
12/29/20 10:11:43 AM
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What do you do?



You're at the store when a man in a wheelchair approaches you and asks if you can help get him his shopping since it's all on high shelves that he can't reach.

Then he says he needs extra thick condoms, a large jar of vaseline and 3 long cucumbers.



How do you react?
What do you do?

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PoundGarden
12/29/20 10:12:58 AM
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"Fuck you, Poundgraden helps NO MAN!"

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Ilishe
12/29/20 10:14:55 AM
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I either pass him the items or get him a store clerk.

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nfearurspecimn
12/29/20 10:20:52 AM
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Think he's probably havin' a giggle and buy the items then walk away knowing it's highly unlikely what it appears to be is what is going on.

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Jiggy101011
12/29/20 10:22:12 AM
#6:


They sell Vaseline and condoms at grocery stores?

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UnfairRepresent
12/29/20 10:26:19 AM
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Jiggy101011 posted...
They sell Vaseline and condoms at grocery stores?
Yes usually.

But who said it wasn't Walmart or something?

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Collat
12/29/20 10:47:57 AM
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He probably overdid it, but not my business. I'd hand them over.
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Choco
12/29/20 11:49:31 AM
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i ask him why he isn't black

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nfearurspecimn
12/29/20 11:50:14 AM
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Choco posted...
i ask him why he isn't black
he didn't voe for biden

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Flauros
12/29/20 11:50:47 AM
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Choco
12/29/20 11:57:14 AM
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nfearurspecimn posted...
he didn't voe for biden
lmfao

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UnfairRepresent
12/29/20 12:05:40 PM
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nfearurspecimn posted...
he didn't voe for biden
lol

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Rikatika
12/29/20 12:25:45 PM
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Invite him back to my place. She don't need no cucumber if she hot.
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MisterPengy
12/29/20 12:30:04 PM
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Like I'm gonna walk from the condoms over to produce to help a stranger. Get them yo' damn self.

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UnfairRepresent
12/29/20 12:50:23 PM
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MisterPengy posted...
Like I'm gonna walk from the condoms over to produce to help a stranger. Get them yo' damn self.
He's in a wheelchair

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Choco
12/29/20 12:55:39 PM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
He's in a wheelchair
then maybe he should stand up lmao

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UnfairRepresent
12/29/20 1:00:43 PM
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Choco posted...
then maybe he should stand up lmao
He can't, he's confined to the wheelchair

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UnfairRepresent
12/30/20 5:49:11 PM
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Nothing sadder than a hot person in a wheelchair. ~ Ken Jennings

Just saw that and thought of this topic

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nfearurspecimn
12/30/20 6:13:02 PM
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Choco posted...
then maybe he should stand up lmao
okay kanye west

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