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UnfairRepresent
12/29/20 8:29:39 PM
#1:


You're walking along one day when you see a jeep speeding towards a fat man in the street. Then in a uncharacteristic display of heroism you rush forward and tackle him out of the way at the last possible moment to save his life.

You later discover this man was a criminal mob boss called Maroni and that the jeep was an arranged hit by a rival gang.

In return, Maroni orders of his most experienced, trusted and dangerous Bodyguard/Hitmen/Fixers Ms Thrash to grant you her services for the next 200 days as a reward.

She'll follow you around as a bodyguard and unless it's against the interests of the Maroni crime syndicate (or something utterly stupid) she'll do whatever you order her to do.



How do you react?
What do you do?

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yutterh
12/29/20 8:31:24 PM
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Whatever?

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UnfairRepresent
12/30/20 7:43:59 PM
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yutterh posted...
Whatever?
Thanks for the input Squall

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PoundGarden
12/30/20 7:54:53 PM
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yutterh posted...
Whatever?


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marthsheretoo
12/30/20 7:56:59 PM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
in a uncharacteristic display of heroism

The shade

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Simp
12/30/20 7:57:54 PM
#6:


don't you ever get sick of this?
it makes me exhausted just thinking of making these topics endlessly day after day, week after week, month after month, year after year

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pfh1001
12/30/20 9:30:22 PM
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So, does she just sit around in my apartment watching while I dick around on message boards? Gonna be an easy 200 days of work for her.
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