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UnfairRepresent 12/29/20 8:29:39 PM #1: |
You're walking along one day when you see a jeep speeding towards a fat man in the street. Then in a uncharacteristic display of heroism you rush forward and tackle him out of the way at the last possible moment to save his life.
You later discover this man was a criminal mob boss called Maroni and that the jeep was an arranged hit by a rival gang. In return, Maroni orders of his most experienced, trusted and dangerous Bodyguard/Hitmen/Fixers Ms Thrash to grant you her services for the next 200 days as a reward. She'll follow you around as a bodyguard and unless it's against the interests of the Maroni crime syndicate (or something utterly stupid) she'll do whatever you order her to do. ![]() How do you react? What do you do? --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgur.com/yPw05Ob ... Copied to Clipboard!
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yutterh 12/29/20 8:31:24 PM #2: |
Whatever?
--- MICHALECOLE is the greatest poster of all time I have literally watched him bang my mom before ... Copied to Clipboard!
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UnfairRepresent 12/30/20 7:43:59 PM #3: |
yutterh posted...
Whatever?Thanks for the input Squall --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgur.com/yPw05Ob ... Copied to Clipboard!
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PoundGarden 12/30/20 7:54:53 PM #4: |
yutterh posted...
Whatever? --- "You go. I'm just going to stare at the lake and think about how I almost just killed a baby." ... Copied to Clipboard!
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marthsheretoo 12/30/20 7:56:59 PM #5: |
UnfairRepresent posted...
in a uncharacteristic display of heroism The shade --- "Even MarthKoopa has jumped on the MarthKoopa hate wagon." -DevsBro ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Simp 12/30/20 7:57:54 PM #6: |
don't you ever get sick of this?
it makes me exhausted just thinking of making these topics endlessly day after day, week after week, month after month, year after year --- "If we banned simp ... we'd have to shut down CE." - SBAllen ... Copied to Clipboard!
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pfh1001 12/30/20 9:30:22 PM #7: |
So, does she just sit around in my apartment watching while I dick around on message boards? Gonna be an easy 200 days of work for her.
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