Current Events > Your Girlfriend: 'It's not cheating if it's aliens right?'

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UnfairRepresent
01/02/21 1:05:48 PM
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Is it?


You're confused by her question but you answer it

Then later you look up the news and learn aliens have made contact with Earth and are on their way over. Which explains why she asked

Also they are ridiculously hot.



How do you react?
What do you do?

inverse to boyfriend if that way inclined

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Vermander
01/02/21 1:07:01 PM
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Its easy to fall in love when he can go down on you and finger you at the same time with a head like that.
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The_Korey
01/02/21 1:12:38 PM
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This sounds like the events that lead to I Will Survive. When I kick her out and she goes to space with him, I'm changing the locks and making her leave her keys.

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Frizzurd
01/02/21 1:14:25 PM
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Yes it is cheating. Good thing I am single, and these aliens have bad taste.

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lemondrop7
01/02/21 1:36:35 PM
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youd Be a real idiot to turn down alien sex

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UnfairRepresent
01/02/21 1:37:34 PM
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lemondrop7 posted...
youd Be a real idiot to turn down alien sex
Honoring your boyfriend?

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The_Korey
01/02/21 1:39:20 PM
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lemondrop7 posted...
youd Be a real idiot to turn down alien sex

What if I don't want alien STDs?

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lemondrop7
01/02/21 1:39:57 PM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
Honoring your boyfriend?

lol I would never do heroin either but if Kurt cobain came to me and said hey lets do it together, I sure as heck would. Likewise, you never turn down sex from aliens Oprah etc

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UnfairRepresent
01/02/21 2:12:10 PM
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Dead even so far

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Returning_CEmen
01/02/21 2:24:50 PM
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Aliens from the planet Chad69
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UnfairRepresent
01/02/21 6:06:09 PM
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lemondrop7 posted...


lol I would never do heroin either but if Kurt cobain came to me and said hey lets do it together, I sure as heck would
wat

Why?

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lemondrop7
01/02/21 6:10:36 PM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
wat

Why?

yolo fool. Everything in moderation including moderation.

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UnfairRepresent
01/03/21 1:22:15 PM
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Yes is dominating

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