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UnfairRepresent 01/03/21 2:19:11 PM #1: |
You're at home one day doing whatever it is you do while your girlfriend is chopping vegatables in the kitchen. When a dog comes up to you and says "I wasn't always a dog, I used to be a man. I was your boy/girlfriend's ex, but then she caught me with another woman and turned me into this. That's what she does once she breaks up with you or you do something wrong, she turns all her exes into animals. You're in grave danger! You need to escape while you can! I'm telling you f-... Woof woof woof...ruff!"
He quickly stops midsentence, looks terrified and starts making generic dogs sounds. Then you turn around and suddenly see your girlfriend behind you entering the room and holding a sharp kitchen knife while saying "Sweetie I heard voices. Why where you talking to that dog? Dogs can't talk, you know that." https://i.imgur.com/oSpUTaA.jpg How do you react? What do you do? Inverse to boyfriend if that way inclined. --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgur.com/yPw05Ob ... Copied to Clipboard!
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HighOnSolar 01/03/21 2:21:01 PM #2: |
Take him to the vet and put him down.
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FortuneCookie 01/03/21 2:37:07 PM #3: |
If she's capable of magical transformations, I think our sex life is about to get a lot kinkier.
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UnfairRepresent 01/03/21 5:54:19 PM #4: |
FortuneCookie posted...
If she's capable of magical transformations, I think our sex life is about to get a lot kinkier.That's gross dude . --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgur.com/yPw05Ob ... Copied to Clipboard!
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UnfairRepresent 01/05/21 12:18:40 AM #5: |
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UnfairRepresent 01/05/21 4:41:19 PM #6: |
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Frizzurd 01/05/21 6:21:15 PM #7: |
Does she treat the dog well?
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UnfairRepresent 01/06/21 6:47:55 PM #8: |
Frizzurd posted...
Does she treat the dog well?I don't think she looks after them --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgur.com/yPw05Ob ... Copied to Clipboard!
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JlM 01/06/21 6:50:43 PM #9: |
Snake : "I onceeeeeeee wasssss a man, my name wasssss Larry.
Jussst kidding, I've alwaysssss been a sssnake." --- I guess I'm something of a ne'er do well. Pittsburgh ... Copied to Clipboard!
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pegusus123456 01/06/21 6:51:57 PM #10: |
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nTw9O-hdxvM
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Bloodmoon77 01/06/21 6:53:34 PM #11: |
Isn't this a skyrim quest
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smoke_break 01/06/21 6:55:50 PM #12: |
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Kafkaf 01/06/21 7:09:26 PM #13: |
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FF_Redux 01/06/21 7:11:28 PM #14: |
You've done this one. Get new material
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Mistere Man 01/06/21 7:18:06 PM #15: |
Yeah I know. She also told me the cure (holds up peanut butter jar while grinning evilly)
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