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UnfairRepresent
01/05/21 4:10:31 PM
#1:


You're on the phone outside of a bar when you hear some bad news which makes you angry.

In an emotional outburst you say "God dang it!" and without thinking kick a motorcycle that happens to be there in anger.

This causes the motorcycle to slowly topple over until it knocks into another motorcycle and so on like a line of dominos until all 15 motorcycles in a row topple to the floor. Scratching them all up pretty bad.

Then you look up and see 16 (2 were sharing) gigantic mean looking angry tatood Bikers who saw what you did and are walking towards you angrily.

You don't think they're coming to serve you creme brulee


How do you react?
What do you do?

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nothanks1
01/05/21 4:11:01 PM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
a line of dominions

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Lost_All_Senses
01/05/21 4:11:09 PM
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Run

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01/05/21 4:11:21 PM
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The_Korey
01/05/21 4:13:16 PM
#5:


UnfairRepresent posted...
You're on the phone outside of a bar when you hear some bad news which makes you angry.

In an emotional outburst you say "God dang it!" and without thinking kick a motorcycle that happens to be there in anger.

Because these are things I do.

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UnfairRepresent
01/05/21 4:14:51 PM
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The_Korey posted...
Because these are things I do.
It was a spontaneous outburst, you weren't thinking it through

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PoundGarden
01/05/21 4:16:29 PM
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Bikers are about the biggest fucking dorks in the country. Imagine being a grown ass man in a "gang" with stupid arbitrary rules and rituals. Grow up, literally nobody is impressed or intimidated.

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The_Korey
01/05/21 4:16:42 PM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
It was a spontaneous outburst, you weren't thinking it through
Because those are things I do.

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Socrawheeze
01/05/21 4:17:42 PM
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I use ultra instinct to dispatch them

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nBc4U_R3yEY
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nothanks1
01/05/21 4:17:49 PM
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The_Korey posted...

Because those are things I do.

You don't understand
In UR's topic, you're doing the dumbest shit possible so his copypasta he takes from reddit to repost on this dying website makes sense
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UnfairRepresent
01/05/21 4:18:04 PM
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PoundGarden posted...
Bikers are about the biggest fucking dorks in the country. Imagine being a grown ass man in a "gang" with stupid arbitrary rules and rituals. Grow up, literally nobody is impressed or intimidated.
I'd love you to say that to them in this situation

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MabusIncarnate
01/05/21 4:18:54 PM
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Pick the biggest one of the group prison style and punch him in the face. Then proceed to rip my shirt off and scream "IM A MADMAN" and then howl at the sky. Then I run.

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UnfairRepresent
01/05/21 4:19:40 PM
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Socrawheeze posted...
I use ultra instinct to dispatch them

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nBc4U_R3yEY
Scooby Doo got pretty hardcore

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PoundGarden
01/05/21 4:19:48 PM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
I'd love you to say that to them in this situation

Why, you want to see somebody get hurt? OH MY GOD WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU HOW DISTURBING PLZ GET HELP!!!

When UR owns himself and loses his own stupid af game

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nothanks1
01/05/21 4:21:19 PM
#15:


UnfairRepresent posted...

I'd love you to say that to them in this situation

You don't understand
In this scenario theyre cowards so he wins
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UnfairRepresent
01/05/21 4:22:11 PM
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PoundGarden posted...
Why, you want to see somebody get hurt? OH MY GOD WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU HOW DISTURBING PLZ GET HELP!!!

When UR owns himself and loses his own stupid af game
When did I say I wanted anyone to get hurt?

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PoundGarden
01/05/21 4:22:16 PM
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nothanks1 posted...
You don't understand
In this scenario theyre cowards so he wins

In fairness, he assumed I actually read his stupid bullshit scenario lol

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Questionmarktarius
01/05/21 4:22:28 PM
#18:


UnfairRepresent posted...
This causes the motorcycle to slowly topple over until it knocks into another motorcycle and so on like a line of dominos until all 15 motorcycles in a row topple to the floor. Scratching them all up pretty bad.

Meanwhile, in Pee-Wee's Big Adventure:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UVKsd8z6scw
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nothanks1
01/05/21 4:22:35 PM
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PoundGarden posted...


In fairness, he assumed I actually read his stupid bullshit scenario lol

Eh it's just another piece of trash he stole from reddit
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PoundGarden
01/05/21 4:24:06 PM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
When did I say I wanted anyone to get hurt?

You do know you're not a fraction as clever or cute as you think you are, right? A brain damaged goldfish could read between the lines it's pretty fucking obvious what the subtext and implication was. DUH.
Serious question: what happened to you that made spending the last 10 years of your life arguing semantics and insane scenarios with a group of people who hate you pass for fun? Hands down the saddest and most bizarre gimmick I have ever seen.

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Unspecified_NPC
01/05/21 4:24:14 PM
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Made me think of this

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=iGOQTLkN_Ok

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UnfairRepresent
01/05/21 4:26:37 PM
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PoundGarden posted...
You do know you're not a fraction as clever or cute as you think you are, right?

Lol no argument so straight to ad hominems rather than admitting fault

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SquirtleSkwad
01/05/21 4:27:30 PM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
and without thinking kick a motorcycle
This would never happen.

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UnfairRepresent
01/05/21 4:28:46 PM
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SquirtleSkwad posted...
This would never happen.
Except it did

You didn't think it through, it was spontaneous from emotion

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SquirtleSkwad
01/05/21 4:29:25 PM
#26:


UnfairRepresent posted...
Except it did

You didn't think it through, it was spontaneous from emotion
Nah. I'd probably piss them off in a different way. I would never, ever kick another person's property out of anger.

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nothanks1
01/05/21 4:29:29 PM
#27:


UnfairRepresent posted...

Except it did

You didn't think it through, it was spontaneous from emotion

No sorry in this scenario it didn't happen as per the new rules

since that's how your game goes
you make shit up
so we're making shit up to counter your game of calvinball
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PoundGarden
01/05/21 4:30:39 PM
#28:


UnfairRepresent posted...
Lol no argument so straight to ad hominems rather than admitting fault

He said, without a shred of irony, dignity, or self awareness

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UnfairRepresent
01/05/21 4:33:56 PM
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SquirtleSkwad posted...
Nah. I'd probably piss them off in a different way. I would never, ever kick another person's property out of anger.
Not rationally maybe but "I would never do anything spontaneous out of emotion" is a ridiculous statement

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sktgamer_13dude
01/05/21 4:34:51 PM
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Nasty_Nitro
01/05/21 4:35:38 PM
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They gettin shot lol

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UnfairRepresent
01/06/21 6:49:41 PM
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sktgamer_13dude posted...
piss of
I meant off

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The_Korey
01/06/21 6:54:14 PM
#33:


UnfairRepresent posted...
Not rationally maybe but "I would never do anything spontaneous out of emotion" is a ridiculous statement

You watch to much TV. Not everyone is susceptible to this.

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