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Corrupt_Power
01/07/21 1:09:29 AM
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His expression every time I see him always reads "I know I'm a giant pushover bitch, but I just can't stop being a massive pushover bitch"

My favorite meme used to be "Ted Cruz is the Zodiac Killer" but that dude at least had some cajones, leaving messages for the cops and all. Ol' Cruz just has a limp noodle for a spine.
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HBKick18
01/07/21 1:11:18 AM
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geshkigal
01/07/21 1:14:17 AM
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His wife gets insulted and he sucks the insulter's c***.

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RetsuZaiZen
01/07/21 11:28:34 AM
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He's such a little bitch

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Ving_Rhames
01/07/21 11:29:10 AM
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Hes actually the most pathetic politician ever. Even "Please clap" isn't as bad as the existence that is Ted Cruz.

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Srk700
01/07/21 12:12:55 PM
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Everything is bigger in Texas (except for Ted Cruz's tiny balls)
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CADE FOSTER
01/07/21 12:14:02 PM
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to be fair pretty sure his kids and wife hate him
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King_Hutton
01/07/21 12:22:18 PM
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Hes the most spineless piece of shit in politics. And that takes a lot of work.

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ViewtifulGrave
01/07/21 12:36:51 PM
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Is there a way he can be legally deported?

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monkmith
01/07/21 12:38:07 PM
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zodiac killer ted cruz is a piece of shit.

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Frosted_Midna
01/07/21 5:56:26 PM
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He is a bootlicker!

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