Current Events > SBAllen: It is strictly forbidden to have SEX with THE MODS

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FrankJaegr
01/08/21 10:32:49 AM
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NUCLEAR INHALATION
NO JUSTICE FOR THE MODS
WHY ARE WE STILL HERE? JUST TO SUFFER

#NOSEXZONE2021



it smells like SEX up in HERE



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SSJ2GrimReaper
01/08/21 10:35:12 AM
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Duncanwii
01/08/21 10:36:07 AM
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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=LIvhNf3HKu8
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FabIe
01/08/21 10:36:17 AM
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SSJ2GrimReaper posted...
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/400-current-events/79225513/949242098

Damn right. Can't have that kind of mod-only info leaked.

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SSJ2GrimReaper
01/08/21 10:37:59 AM
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FabIe posted...
Damn right. Can't have that kind of mod-only info leaked.
where sex

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FabIe
01/08/21 10:38:49 AM
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SSJ2GrimReaper posted...
where sex

I cant say or else I'll get the error paddle.

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MrMallard
01/08/21 10:41:27 AM
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You can't stop our love!

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Pus_N_Pecans
01/08/21 10:42:56 AM
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Hey, you're back!

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Obstacle2
01/08/21 10:44:16 AM
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Having sex with an internet moderator should be considered a crime against human decency

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SSJ2GrimReaper
01/08/21 10:44:27 AM
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So it's true mods have a secret board where they participate in heinous sex rituals

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CapnMuffin
01/08/21 11:00:23 AM
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Its because mod activity plummets afterwards while they cope with the profundity of sex.
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Error1355
01/08/21 11:01:13 AM
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FabIe posted...
I cant say or else I'll get the error paddle.
>:[

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Human_Username
01/08/21 11:17:11 AM
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FabIe posted...
I cant say or else I won't get the error paddle.

Fixed...?

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E32005
01/08/21 11:17:37 AM
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Human_Username posted...
Fixed...?
awww yea

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PoundGarden
01/08/21 11:24:58 AM
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O...k....

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Rapid99
01/08/21 11:27:23 AM
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Just like Paradise Killer. The punishment for sleeping with the elite is death (but the elite still do it anyway).

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Machete
01/08/21 11:28:04 AM
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Duncanwii posted...
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=LIvhNf3HKu8


Would you have SEX with a mod, Duncan?
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FrankJaegr
01/08/21 11:37:11 AM
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SSJ2GrimReaper posted...
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/400-current-events/79225513/949242098

IF YOU CAN'T DO THE CRIME THEN DON'T DO THE TIME



but really, it was because I pointed out how we treat MOTHER EARTH!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wtjro7_R3-4

Duncanwii posted...
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=LIvhNf3HKu8

that sound the cup makes when it hits the dude had me dying lol

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LwjsVD23Z3E

FabIe posted...
Damn right. Can't have that kind of mod-only info leaked.

The things I've seen

( T_T)

Maybe the real treasure was the friends we had sex with along the way

hhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vo_GMMLULXw

MrMallard posted...
You can't stop our love!

I've studied the blade in preparation for this day - to dismantle the forbidden 18 legged beast that is formed once THE MODS get together and reach ultimate PEAK

We CANNOT allow this to HAPPEN

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=snWHvcWsybM

Pus_N_Pecans posted...
Hey, you're back!

Congrats on winning the title of BEST USER of 2020! Make sure you avoid THE MODS at ALL COSTS!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J123lM0RvzM

Obstacle2 posted...
Having sex with an internet moderator should be considered a crime against human decency

BUT WHO WILL MODERATE THE MODS and BRING JUSTICE for the USERS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J123lM0RvzM

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E32005
01/08/21 11:45:01 AM
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FrankJaegr posted...
BUT WHO WILL MODERATE THE MODS and BRING JUSTICE for the USERS
Virign Admin jesus

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FrankJaegr
01/08/21 11:55:11 AM
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SSJ2GrimReaper posted...
So it's true mods have a secret board where they participate in heinous sex rituals

It's a 18 legged SEX RING, when they all CLIMAX together we're DOOMED

CapnMuffin posted...
Its because mod activity plummets afterwards while they cope with the profundity of sex.

when they COME back they go FULL-FORCE again

oh god, make the sex stop

someone please make the sex stop

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=azdwsXLmrHE

Error1355 posted...
>:[

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eBShN8qT4lk

Human_Username posted...
Fixed...?

E32005 posted...
awww yea

C'mon guys, don't ENCOURAGE this IN-JUSTICE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JaaT_HRb4GU

that's a soul sacrifice you guys are making >:(

PoundGarden posted...
O...k....

the POUNDGARDEN is the name of the OS THE MODS use to have VIRTUA FIGHTER S E X

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_J9NpHKrKMw

Rapid99 posted...
Just like Paradise Killer. The punishment for sleeping with the elite is death (but the elite still do it anyway).

To begin with, we're not what you'd call "human." Over the past 200 years, a consciousness appeared layer by layer at the crucible of the White House. It's not unlike life started in the oceans four billion years ago. The White House was our primordial soup, a base of evolution. We are formless. We are the very discipline and morality that Americans invoke so often. How can anyone hope to eliminate us? As long as this nation exists, so will we.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NTKHomRD6tE&list=PLn4OMw9mEilMJL3JqvlKvqHm2rfaqevek&index=124

SOMEBODY PLS hear MY CRIES

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FrankJaegr
01/08/21 11:55:51 AM
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Machete posted...
Would you have SEX with a mod, Duncan?

IT'S TIME TO have SEX in THE FREE world (but not with THE MODS)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DvxxdZpMFHg
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SSJ2GrimReaper
01/08/21 12:06:36 PM
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FabIe posted...
I cant say or else I'll get the error paddle.
Does error use his modding arm

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Pus_N_Pecans
01/08/21 12:23:49 PM
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FrankJaegr posted...
Congrats on winning the title of BEST USER of 2020! Make sure you avoid THE MODS at ALL COSTS!
Haha. And thanks. I'll probably see myself out now though. I admit, I don't actually understand most of your troll threads, but you keep it up all the same!

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FrankJaegr
01/08/21 2:13:38 PM
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SSJ2GrimReaper posted...
Does error use his modding arm



its been especially TRAINED for the EDGE

Pus_N_Pecans posted...
Haha. And thanks. I'll probably see myself out now though. I admit, I don't actually understand most of your troll threads, but you keep it up all the same!

ITS TIME TO FIGHT INJUSTICE! NO JUSTICE FOR MODS, NO COUNTRY FOR OLD MEN

https://youtu.be/ohDB5gbtaEQ
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