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UnfairRepresent
01/12/21 8:58:36 PM
#1:


Who do you save?





The car crashes outside your home, tips upside down and bursts into flame.

You quickly realize the fire is spreading and will soon become fatal, long before anyone apart from you can intervene.

Then you discover all 4 passengers are alive and are all pinned under debris, trying to crawl out of the wreck.

You could easily pull someone out but you only have time to rescue 1 before the fire spreads and it'll be too late for the others.






How do you react?
What do you do?

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Distant_Rainbow
01/12/21 9:03:16 PM
#3:


I'm a coward, so I won't be saving anybody in that situation unless it were my family or a dear friend, etc.

I guess I'd call 911 at least.

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UnfairRepresent
01/13/21 7:22:24 PM
#4:


Distant_Rainbow posted...
I'm a coward, so I won't be saving anybody in that situation unless it were my family or a dear friend, etc.

I guess I'd call 911 at least.
Well at least you're honest

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Sariana21
01/13/21 7:23:28 PM
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Wait, what about the dog that's always in this question?

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TopKEKIeon
01/13/21 7:24:55 PM
#6:


Myself, by getting rid of them all if any survived the crash.
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Sir Will
01/13/21 7:25:36 PM
#7:


Nothing wrong with being a prostitute. Unlike the other 3.

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Smackems
01/13/21 7:25:58 PM
#8:


The hooker no question

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UnfairRepresent
01/13/21 7:26:13 PM
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Sariana21 posted...
Wait, what about the dog that's always in this question?
They kicked the dog out to make room for the hooker

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TopKEKIeon
01/13/21 7:26:32 PM
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Sir Will posted...
Nothing wrong with being a prostitute. Unlike the other 3.

If she's a heifer like in the picture, it's not worth my back.
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fuming
01/13/21 7:26:41 PM
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Definitely the prostitute. Don't understand the argument for any other option tbh.
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Abiz_
01/13/21 7:28:51 PM
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The Hooker. I'm not convince fire can hurt McConnell though.
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EmbraceOfDeath
01/13/21 7:34:41 PM
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What are you talking about? McConnell wasn't there. No, that's not yelling coming from the basement, that's just my cat haha.

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andri_g
01/13/21 7:49:04 PM
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The vast majority have voted to rescue the one who makes the most honest living.

You took the high ground, CE. Your sense of justice and mercy does you credit.

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UnfairRepresent
01/14/21 12:43:53 AM
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andri_g posted...
The vast majority have voted to rescue the one who makes the most honest living.
McConnell?

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UnfairRepresent
01/14/21 9:03:25 PM
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TopKEKIeon posted...
Myself, by getting rid of them all if any survived the crash.
Da fuck

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Unknown760
01/14/21 9:07:29 PM
#17:


Maybe the hooker, at least she can make people happy unlike these shit stains


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rodu_jr
01/14/21 9:12:59 PM
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I'm not really dressed for going outside
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Gwynevere
01/14/21 9:16:05 PM
#19:


Probably look outside, say "holy shit", then keep playing Age of Calamity

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The_Office_pwnz
01/14/21 9:17:40 PM
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Was gonna say the hooker but then you posted that picture.

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CanCanSam
01/14/21 9:23:58 PM
#21:


A couple of questions must be answered.

How expensive is the hooker?
Since I am a gentleman, will the hooker still be down for the sexes after she sobers up?
If I pay the hooker an extra hundred, will she call me tomorrow while I'm hanging with the guys so they think I have a hot new girlfriend?
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UnfairRepresent
01/14/21 11:36:23 PM
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CanCanSam posted...


How expensive is the hooker?

That depends on what you want to do
Since I am a gentleman, will the hooker still be down for the sexes after she sobers up?

After a horrific car crash where 3 people died? I doubt it
If I pay the hooker an extra hundred, will she call me tomorrow while I'm hanging with the guys so they think I have a hot new girlfriend?
Just a phone call? Sure.

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TopKEKIeon
01/14/21 11:55:19 PM
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UnfairRepresent posted...

Da fuck

It's a play on words. If these four are in a car crash and I am to save one person, I would save myself by disposing of those that have threatened my life. It's like saying there was a car crash of serial killers. McConnell, Rudy, and Jr. are direct threats to my life and the hooker is a witness.
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Orestes417
01/15/21 12:20:06 AM
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"Why no officer, I have absolutely no idea why they might have been carrying white phosphorous in the car and I certainly wouldn't know anything about how it ignited. What's that you say? they were handcuffed in? Well that Rudy did always strike me as being into some kinky shit..."

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UnfairRepresent
01/16/21 8:18:05 AM
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TopKEKIeon posted...
It's a play on words. If these four are in a car crash and I am to save one person, I would save myself by disposing of those that have threatened my life. It's like saying there was a car crash of serial killers. McConnell, Rudy, and Jr. are direct threats to my life and the hooker is a witness.
wat

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Machete
01/16/21 8:44:52 AM
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fuming posted...
Definitely the prostitute. Don't understand the argument for any other option tbh.

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t5yvxc
01/16/21 8:44:55 AM
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Pretend I didn't notice
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UnfairRepresent
01/17/21 1:56:55 PM
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Machete posted...
Definitely the prostitute. Don't understand the argument for any other option tbh.
I think if you're military then you're duty bound to save Trump jr

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RiKuToTheMiGhtY
01/17/21 1:59:51 PM
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Trumps son since it could lead to a very easy payday.

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gatorsPENSbucs
01/17/21 2:00:37 PM
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I dont know who McConnell is

Trump Jr, have no idea what he does

Rudy .... is he still in politics?

I guess Rudy if hes still doing something, if hes not ... I dont know, call 911 and see what they can do

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UnfairRepresent
01/17/21 2:01:53 PM
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gatorsPENSbucs posted...
dont know who McConnell is
I envy you

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RchHomieQuanChi
01/17/21 2:17:09 PM
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The prostitute is the only one there that isn't an irredeemable piece of shit, so her.

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DepreceV2
01/17/21 2:21:27 PM
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The prostitute. Maybe I can get some free action for saving her life.

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TopKEKIeon
01/17/21 8:50:29 PM
#34:


UnfairRepresent posted...

I think if you're military then you're duty bound to save Trump jr

Yes, but if you're a human being, you're morally bound to not save him.
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Stagmar
01/17/21 9:22:07 PM
#35:


Are all of them in the country illegally or just the guys?

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UnfairRepresent
01/18/21 1:35:14 AM
#36:


TopKEKIeon posted...
Yes, but if you're a human being, you're morally bound to not save him.
military are humans too

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TopKEKIeon
01/18/21 1:36:25 AM
#37:


UnfairRepresent posted...

military are humans too

I know that. That's what I'm saying. Your human duty outweighs your military oath in this case.
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Naysaspace
01/18/21 2:05:59 AM
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I save no one, I let the firefighters and paramedics do their job.

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