Current Events > $21k or the chance to have sex with anyone you want?

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Crystal_pony
01/15/21 11:36:50 AM
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21k is tax free instant into your account

Or

If choose the sex, at your day and time of choosing you have sex with anyone you want, nonl questions asked, and us consensual. And who would it be?

Which do you choose
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Socrawheeze
01/15/21 11:37:12 AM
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No lay on earth is worth 21k unless you're already a millionaire
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Cocytus
01/15/21 11:38:17 AM
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21k! I'm celibate.
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Turbam
01/15/21 11:38:31 AM
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Give me the money

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smoke_break
01/15/21 11:38:52 AM
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Pass or present? Or just currently?

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Nacen
01/15/21 11:39:15 AM
#6:


Why no poll

Money.

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yutterh
01/15/21 11:40:50 AM
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Cocytus posted...
21k! I'm celibate.


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Akagami_Shanks
01/15/21 11:46:45 AM
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whoever chooses the sex is most likely a virgin

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SergeantGander
01/15/21 11:48:28 AM
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Akagami_Shanks posted...
whoever chooses the sex is most likely a virgin

Or was holding a a few dozen BTC before latest ATH

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DepreceV2
01/15/21 11:50:15 AM
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Socrawheeze posted...
No lay on earth is worth 21k unless you're already a millionaire


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SquirtleSkwad
01/15/21 11:51:21 AM
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$21k

I already have a good shot at the latter.

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FabIe
01/15/21 11:54:06 AM
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Money. I'm married so that'd be a little awkward.

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smoke_break
01/15/21 11:54:09 AM
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People should think about this more. 20k isn't that much in the grand scheme of things. On the other hand, you will never get the opportunity to have sex with someone like Rihanna, or Nicki Minaj, or whoever big name you're into, unless you became a celebrity too. It is a once in a life time opportunity that will outlast the money, probably. And imagine the bragging rights too.

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Socrawheeze
01/15/21 11:54:58 AM
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smoke_break posted...
20k isn't that much in the grand scheme of things.
Twenty grand would change my life
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ScofieldReturns
01/15/21 11:59:14 AM
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21k is like a couple months pay

Would i rather retire 2 months early or bang taylor swift, such a tough choice

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Alakazamtrainer
01/15/21 12:06:33 PM
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Sex... have some nice gay sex with a porn star.
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Panthera
01/15/21 12:07:42 PM
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Money, I'm not into creepy mind control rape

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Akagami_Shanks
01/15/21 4:04:29 PM
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smoke_break posted...
People should think about this more. 20k isn't that much in the grand scheme of things. On the other hand, you will never get the opportunity to have sex with someone like Rihanna, or Nicki Minaj, or whoever big name you're into, unless you became a celebrity too. It is a once in a life time opportunity that will outlast the money, probably. And imagine the bragging rights too.
make sure when you brag to tell them you basically paid 20 grand to have sex with them too

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Ving_Rhames
01/15/21 4:04:57 PM
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$$$$

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Lost_All_Senses
01/15/21 4:06:28 PM
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21k, easily. Life changing. Plus, I'm just not a sexually driven guy. Mind over dick

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KookyCouture
01/15/21 4:07:10 PM
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Money, I'm in a relationship but even if I were single I'd still choose the money
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Lost_All_Senses
01/15/21 4:10:27 PM
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KookyCouture posted...
Money, I'm in a relationship but even if I were single I'd still choose the money

You're suppose to say the sex. Then when your girl gets all mad, you look at her and say "I choose you :3". Then she dumps you for being an idiot who gave up 21k for a shitty romantic one liner.

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No_U_L7
01/15/21 4:11:08 PM
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Akagami_Shanks posted...

make sure when you brag to tell them you basically paid 20 grand to have sex with them too


i wouldn't brag....but i don't think you understand how commerce works. if someone came up to you and said "congrats, you either won 20k or a new car!" and you chose the car...you didnt "basically pay 20k" for the car. you got the car at the opportunity cost of 20k

now if the payment went directly to the girl and that was the only reason she's doing it, that can be argued otherwise

either way, wouldn't care, had sex with tay tay
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SauI_Goodman
01/15/21 4:12:10 PM
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21 is a substantial amount so i woll take the cash. The other topic for 2000 i will take the sex.

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No_U_L7
01/15/21 4:13:03 PM
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SauI_Goodman posted...
21 is a substantial amount so i woll take the cash. The other topic for 2000 i will take the sex.


i disagree that 21k is a substantial amount, but at least you know how to scale appropriately
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KookyCouture
01/15/21 4:16:07 PM
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Lost_All_Senses posted...


You're suppose to say the sex. Then when your girl gets all mad, you look at her and say "I choose you :3". Then she dumps you for being an idiot who gave up 21k for a shitty romantic one liner.


I'm a woman and my partner is male, I think he'd forgive losing 21k for a shitty romantic one liner though >_> I might ask later
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RadiantJoyrock
01/15/21 4:16:44 PM
#29:


I have sex with the only person I want whenever I want. Free money plz
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MutantJohn
01/15/21 4:18:18 PM
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The first time having sex is never the best. Make it a week of banging and I'll choose that anytime
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Lost_All_Senses
01/15/21 4:21:37 PM
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KookyCouture posted...
I'm a woman and my partner is male, I think he'd forgive losing 21k for a shitty romantic one liner though >_> I might ask later

Women aren't allowed on the internet. I guess, I'll play along tho. 21k can get you through a lot. Unless you're rich, the stupidity of throwing it away is jarring regardless of how strong a relationship is lol. Like, you got pretty much nothing at all in return for passing it up. There's a selfishness to not thinking what it could do for you guys as a whole

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2Pacavelli
01/15/21 4:22:58 PM
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21K
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The Wheelman1
01/15/21 4:26:12 PM
#33:


I could bang any girl I want with $21k.

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KookyCouture
01/15/21 4:27:35 PM
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Lost_All_Senses posted...
21k can get you through a lot. Unless you're rich, the stupidity of throwing it away is jarring regardless of how strong a relationship is lol. Like, you got pretty much nothing at all in return for passing it up. There's a selfishness to not thinking what it could do for you guys as a whole


well of course! Who'd legit turn that kind of money down :O
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No_U_L7
01/15/21 4:28:24 PM
#36:


The Wheelman1 posted...
I could bang any girl I want with $21k.


no, you really couldnt lol
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TerraSeeker
01/15/21 5:15:12 PM
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21k is enough to make a down payment on a house or buy one of the ones in need of serious work.
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NeonOctopus
01/15/21 5:19:33 PM
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If the sex is unlimited uses, then definitely sex

If the sex is a 1 time only deal, definitely the money >_>

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Iodine
01/15/21 5:20:03 PM
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The money.

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Dondre_X
01/15/21 5:23:42 PM
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21K and I'll take what I can get

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No_U_L7
01/15/21 6:32:54 PM
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TerraSeeker posted...
21k is enough to make a down payment on a house or buy one of the ones in need of serious work.


Not in CA lmao
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No_U_L7
01/15/21 6:33:24 PM
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-l___________l- posted...
Wait.... Does the sex only get to happen once?

Why would anyone give up 20k for that? I thought this was for the ability to have sex with anyone for the rest of my life and was about to say the sex. $$$ easily


Because 21k is less than 2 months of work. Is rather have sexual experiences with Taylor swift
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IllegalAlien
01/15/21 6:45:17 PM
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21k is essentially able to buy you that with 20k left over so..

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IllegalAlien
01/15/21 6:46:03 PM
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No_U_L7 posted...
Because 21k is less than 2 months of work. Is rather have sexual experiences with Taylor swift
really.. you must make 300k or so if that's the case post tax

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The_Korey
01/15/21 6:49:50 PM
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21k would not change my life, but it'd do more for me than a night of sex...

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Jabodie
01/15/21 6:50:23 PM
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Money. I would need to be pretty rich to choose the sex.

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Naysaspace
01/15/21 6:51:06 PM
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21k

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No_U_L7
01/15/21 6:53:45 PM
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IllegalAlien posted...
21k is essentially able to buy you that with 20k left over so..


No, it isn't. No celebrities worth billions would bang you for 21k

IllegalAlien posted...

really.. you must make 300k or so if that's the case post tax


I didnt say it was post tax, if you want to include tax, stretch it out to 3 months or whatever...it still doesn't change anything
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deupd_u
01/15/21 6:54:59 PM
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Money is temporary. Bangs are for life.

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