Current Events > What do you think the first human murder was like or about?

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MorbidFaithless
01/15/21 9:16:57 PM
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By murder I mean with the intent of killing.

By human I mean anatomically modern humans. Warring tribe? Jilted mate? Random freak out?

Do you think it was with a weapon? Or bare hands? Perhaps a shove off a mountainside!

I wish we had the ability to see into the past >___>

My ideal super power would be the ability to go to any location and time in history and observe as a spectator only.

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Smackems
01/15/21 9:17:16 PM
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Pussy

Always pussy

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coh
01/15/21 9:18:59 PM
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the first murder was when Cain killed Abel
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CanuckCowboy
01/15/21 9:30:25 PM
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Food or

Smackems posted...
Pussy

Always pussy


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ThyCorndog
01/15/21 9:31:57 PM
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coh posted...
the first murder was when Cain killed Abel
this. Cain, our Dark Father and the first vampire did so and was cursed by God, according to the book of Nod

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viewmaster_pi
01/15/21 9:32:30 PM
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"grug find shiny stone!!" -shows his caveman friend oggo-

next thing you know...

"oggo find shiny stone!"

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Blue_Target
01/15/21 9:33:12 PM
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BilalPowell
01/15/21 9:34:19 PM
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Someone hit someone with a rock to steal someone else's rock.

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Esrac
01/15/21 9:45:54 PM
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ThyCorndog posted...
this. Cain, our Dark Father and the first vampire did so and was cursed by God, according to the book of Nod

And then he used his genius to create a handheld demon summoning program to assist his reincarnated brother Abel with winning the War of Bel, so that they could wage war on God.
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3PiesAndAFork
01/15/21 9:47:34 PM
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When Smeagol and Deagol found the ring

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Panthera
01/15/21 9:50:51 PM
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Esrac posted...
And then he used his genius to create a handheld demon summoning program to assist his reincarnated brother Abel with winning the War of Bel, so that they could wage war on God.

You'd think with so many centuries of practice he'd be a bit better at not calling his brothers reincarnation "brother" constantly

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DD Divine
01/15/21 9:55:22 PM
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3PiesAndAFork posted...
When Smeagol and Deagol found the ring

on his birthday no less

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REexpert44
01/15/21 9:58:25 PM
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Cain killed his brother Abel because he was jealous that his corn sucked.

He went on to become the most powerful demon in hell and used the First Blade to slaughter thousands.

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Arcanine2009
01/17/21 5:05:26 AM
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is it like that one movie where everyone takes turns stabbing him

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Kajagogo
01/17/21 5:08:57 AM
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Arcanine2009 posted...
is it like that one movie where everyone takes turns stabbing him

Murder on the Orient Express?

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Zikten
01/17/21 5:15:43 AM
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It was probably over food or a woman. We have found evidence of people killed in ritual murders though for religious reasons we think. In Europe there are these bogs and sometimes they find natural mummies in them with evidence of some kind of ceremonial murder
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g0ldie
01/17/21 5:18:24 AM
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seeing as chimps murder other chimps, it's more than likely that our pre-human ancestors were also murdering each other for a number of reasons.

so probably for the same reasons they were killing each other for back then - territory, resources, influence, etc.

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