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Gruntling
01/17/21 11:00:25 PM
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$1000 a week.

I can probably buy almost any meal I want barring the most extravagant ones with the money.

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Socrawheeze
01/17/21 11:11:37 PM
#52:


Money gaining in lead
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nfearurspecimn
01/17/21 11:14:06 PM
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oh I thought it was a one time payment

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CommunismFTW
01/17/21 11:15:52 PM
#54:


Gruntling posted...
$1000 a week.



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KLouD_KoNNeCteD
01/17/21 11:18:22 PM
#55:


Can I fuck the microwave??
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Zazabar
01/17/21 11:39:59 PM
#56:


Use the microwave to make money. Better yet, use the microwave to open a top tier restaurant

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Illuminoius
01/18/21 2:07:11 AM
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the money per week will quickly outpace the money saved on food
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MhkaCHemistry
01/18/21 2:20:44 AM
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I can't see the value of stuff I'd use the MoD for passing 1k per week.

But that's me, I have fairly simple tastes and am content with basic food. Maybe I splurge once in a while on a nice steak but that still wouldn't break my budget into MoD level unless I was really selling out for some wagyu or something. I definitely have a friend who could make the MoD work out to more value than the 1k though.

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apolloooo
01/18/21 2:32:59 AM
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wbloechel posted...
money is the smart choice


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powerman1426
01/18/21 2:39:51 AM
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Gamerguymass posted...
Why don't you just say a food replicator from Star Trek? Because that's what it is.
Pretty much, but I'll still take the money.

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apocalyptic_4
01/18/21 2:42:13 AM
#63:


I'll take the money

That microwave will cause everyone in my household to go obese and I'd be to tempted to order guilty pleasure food at perfect temps I wouldn't be able to control myself.

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Teh_Dr_Phil
01/18/21 3:22:02 AM
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nemu posted...
Money. You can buy pretty much everything you'd need, so it'd only be beneficial if you somehow consumed more than $52k in food per year.
Time is money, friend. At first I would have said money but being someone in grad school with kids,...near instant perfect quality meals of whatever the family wants is sounding really nice. >_>

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SRR Capdown
01/18/21 3:24:23 AM
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Microwave. The convenience, opportunities and money saved is worth it IMO.

It's obviously not 1k a week saved, but what it does save would be easy enough to really help me sort my actual finances out and at that point I can starting saving and eventually investing.

So in the end you could end up with the magical microwave of dreams, eating the best foods ever, and getting a grand a week anyway.

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Philip027
01/18/21 3:46:34 AM
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Money. I'm not that big on food; eating is a chore.
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WrestlinFan
01/18/21 7:55:58 AM
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Pitlord_Special posted...
The microwave sounds great. Can I make impossible(?)/forbidden foods like poached dinosaur eggs or real baby back ribs?
Huh.


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marthsheretoo
01/18/21 8:26:39 AM
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Can the microwave make beverages? Like, bottles of wine get insanely expensive. If I threw a dinner party (no cover fee, as per the rules), could I zap up some inordinately pricy bottles?

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3PiesAndAFork
01/18/21 8:35:20 AM
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microwave. The biggest hurdle I have in cooking healthy and delicious food is the time to prepare and availability of ingredients. If I could just materialize a cloud bread sandwich that would be incredible. The convenience and flexibility alone would be worth 1K/week to me. Like, I could just look up healthy recipes and bam, there it is. If I want authentic pad thai, bam, there it is. Anything Chef John makes, bam, there it is.

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The_Korey
01/18/21 8:46:56 AM
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orangefire25 posted...
While the microwave sounds fucking incredible, I'd have to go with the money.

This. Though I wouldn't even kall such a think a microwave. What did Star Trek kall it?

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Socrawheeze
01/18/21 8:59:03 AM
#71:


You can make drinks sure

Also I don't watch star trek
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Turbam
01/18/21 9:00:49 AM
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Microwave of dreams
Wish for the water of life
Gain immortality
Go insane after the world ends and float endlessly through space

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Balrog0
01/18/21 9:05:00 AM
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Gotta go with the money. I could order out every night and still be making some money. I had to think about it for a bit though

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marthsheretoo
01/18/21 9:06:23 AM
#74:


Socrawheeze posted...
You can make drinks sure

Then hell yeah, the microwave.

I love throwing dinner parties for my friends. It's one of the things I'm looking forward to most when covid is over. If I could put all that good food together without it taking all day, AND serve them top-shelf drinks... $1000 a month just doesn't buy joy like that.

Oh, and I could pamper the fuck out of my dog with no guilt whatsoever. Now he can have all the steak he wants, just like his owner.

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Socrawheeze
01/18/21 10:31:33 AM
#75:


Well I expected money to win out in the end but I'm satisfied with a third of yall going with the dope-ass microwave
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The_Korey
01/18/21 10:32:27 AM
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Socrawheeze posted...
Also I don't watch star trek

Me neither, which is probably why I don't know what it's kalled, lol

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HaVeNII7
01/18/21 10:38:46 AM
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Can the microwave be broken, stolen, etc?

If so, money. If not, microwave.

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Socrawheeze
01/18/21 10:41:47 AM
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HaVeNII7 posted...
Can the microwave be broken, stolen, etc?

If so, money. If not, microwave.
If it breaks it will self repair within seconds. If someone attempts to steal it, the would-be thief is teleported to a random location in siberia
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DoGCyN
01/18/21 10:43:16 AM
#80:


Give me that damn microwave. I already make enough money

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Nazanir
01/18/21 10:45:36 AM
#81:


I like the microwave idea, but I am honestly not gonna pass up 1.000 dollars weekly, because I can do much more with that.

Yes I would save money on groceries, but nowhere near the level of 1k weekly.

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Trevor_Belmont
01/18/21 10:52:16 AM
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The Microwave sounds exactly like a Food Replicator from Star Trek.

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pikachupwnage
01/18/21 10:57:39 AM
#83:


Does the 1000$ adjust for inflation?

Does the microwave require an external power source or does it simply have an inexhaustible internal/magical power source?

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krazychao5
01/18/21 11:00:17 AM
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so how good is the keypad on the microwave? do i need to write out my food order like texting on a flip phone? gimme the money.

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CE_gonna_CE
01/18/21 11:19:31 AM
#85:


As much as I love the microwave idea, $1k/week easily would allow me to quit working which would be a much greater benefit to me at this point.

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Socrawheeze
01/18/21 11:26:46 AM
#86:


krazychao5 posted...
so how good is the keypad on the microwave? do i need to write out my food order like texting on a flip phone? gimme the money.
it's like a blackberry keypad but bigger
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The_Korey
01/18/21 12:35:32 PM
#87:


Trevor_Belmont posted...
The Microwave sounds exactly like a Food Replicator from Star Trek.

There we go.

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Jagr_68
01/18/21 12:39:15 PM
#88:


Trevor_Belmont posted...
The Microwave sounds exactly like a Food Replicator from Star Trek.

It is or the matter replicator thinger from The Orville that can manifest food, alcohol, AND weed.

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Socrawheeze
01/18/21 12:39:48 PM
#89:


Jagr_68 posted...
It is or the matter replicator thinger from The Orville that can manifest food, alcohol, AND weed.
With this you can only materialize thc-infused food, but not straight weed
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The Popo
01/18/21 12:45:09 PM
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Socrawheeze posted...
If someone attempts to steal it, the would-be thief is teleported to a random location in siberia

Im advertising to all that I have this magical microwave, just to watch thieves vanish from sight. In my head canon, the equivalent of this will be happening...

https://youtu.be/vLV-VbpeXUc?t=46

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wackyteen
01/18/21 12:46:37 PM
#91:


Unlimited KFC Double Downs until my heart explodes in gruesome fashion from the cholesterol?

sign me up

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TheLiarParadox
01/18/21 1:07:17 PM
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How are the ingredients sourced?

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Socrawheeze
01/18/21 1:12:32 PM
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TheLiarParadox posted...
How are the ingredients sourced?
They are magically materialized. No waste byproduct or harming of creatures
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CanuckCowboy
01/18/21 1:27:17 PM
#94:


Money easy.

Cooking doesn't cost me a grand a week and it doesn't take up 40 hours a week of my time.

The question is basically "never shop and cook again or make 52 thousand a year and not have to work."

Fuck work.

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Socrawheeze
01/18/21 1:29:46 PM
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In any other scenario I'd be fully onboard the "fuck work" train, but this has been probably my most prevailing fantasy for most of my life lol
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CanuckCowboy
01/18/21 1:31:07 PM
#96:


Socrawheeze posted...
In any other scenario I'd be fully onboard the "fuck work" train, but this has been probably my most prevailing fantasy for most of my life lol

It'd be amazing to have.

Just not as amazing a a comfortable guaranteed income for life and the freedom that would come with it imo.

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Naysaspace
01/18/21 1:33:01 PM
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With 1000/week you can buy any food you want, even the really crazy expensive shit. Might take a month of saving for that rare caviar, but it's attainable.

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Socrawheeze
01/18/21 1:35:28 PM
#98:


Naysaspace posted...
With 1000/week you can buy any food you want, even the really crazy expensive shit. Might take a month of saving for that rare caviar, but it's attainable.
can't hear ya over the sound of me eating caviar, rn, instantly
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pojr
01/18/21 1:39:43 PM
#99:


I'm gonna sounds like an idiot fatty, but the microwave is super OP I could have In N Out burger any day living on the East coast. That's just too good to pass up

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TheLiarParadox
01/18/21 1:44:27 PM
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Socrawheeze posted...
They are magically materialized. No waste byproduct or harming of creatures
Gotta go with the microwave then.

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Simp
01/18/21 1:45:41 PM
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toss-up, but I picked microwave because it scales better with inflation

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