Current Events > $1000 a week or the Microwave of Dreams?

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Microwave closing the gap

I figured it out; dont trade the food for money; trade it for favors. Become an "all star cook" and get a job in a rich person's home as the chef. Just room and board, but you "make" all the meals. Live that rich person life without doing shit for work.

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My household can easily plow through $200/wk for groceries, and that's sometimes even adding in storebrand stuffs. Get amazing cuts of meats and all sorts of rare shit for free, with no dirty dishes or prep time? Kopi luwak coffee? Awesome-ass scotch and brandy?

I'm in for replicator. And that's before we get into loophole shit like becoming a livestock owner and having the best fed cows in all of existence that'll sell for sweet cash. You thought grass fed was fancy? Oh man, lemme show you this 17th century grass that was only found in Turkey that does absolute wonders for a cow's growth and meat quality.
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pojr posted...

I'm gonna sounds like an idiot fatty, but the microwave is super OP I could have In N Out burger any day living on the East coast. That's just too good to pass up

Actually there's another reason to take the money.

I'd be fat as fuck in no time if I could have whatever I wanted whenever with zero cost or effort.

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SolidShadow3 posted...

I figured it out; dont trade the food for money; trade it for favors. Become an "all star cook" and get a job in a rich person's home as the chef. Just room and board, but you "make" all the meals. Live that rich person life without doing shit for work.

That sounds like an awkward job interview.

I've never cooked professionally, and I can't accept any money in return for my services. I just want to be able to live in your house. I don't need any equipment or supplies, I've got all I need right here. (Gesturing at the microwave you're carrying under your arm.)

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I feel like the Microwave of Dreams is just a concept youre taking from Star Trek.

too lazy to read through this topic in case other people have pointed this out already, sorry!

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meralonne posted...

I feel like the Microwave of Dreams is just a concept youre taking from Star Trek.

too lazy to read through this topic in case other people have pointed this out already, sorry!

MrNintendo1213 posted...

They had that exact thing in Megas XLR. He made donuts. And then he tried to make a hot girl I think but it didn't work.

Socrawheeze posted...

my fucking man, i been dreaming about it ever since that episode! that's exactly what i got it from!

@meralonne , tho it's clear to me Megas was referencing Star Trek based on what people said on the replicator

Money.

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Simp posted...

That sounds like an awkward job interview.

I've never cooked professionally, and I can't accept any money in return for my services. I just want to be able to live in your house. I don't need any equipment or supplies, I've got all I need right here. (Gesturing at the microwave you're carrying under your arm.)

Dont need to explain any of that. Just bring some bombastic food, say you can make this anytime, or anything else they ever dream of (even offer separate meals for separate each individual). They can supply me whatever they want and I'll pretend to use it. Rich people dont care that much, as long as they get what they want.

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You cant use the microwave to make money, but could you use it to save money for others?

Like, if you used it for weddings, you could save a lot of money for friends and family. Or for any party/gathering.

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The literal ability to never have to work again or a fucking microwave

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