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Dyinglegacy
01/20/21 11:26:34 AM
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https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.nine.com.au/article/361e1592-d9e7-472f-bfde-54563bb04011

Men, nay, kings! What are you doing? I'm so sick of women being better at everything, and now this?!

The ONE thing I thought I could count on you for, being stinky, and we can't even do that as good as them?

There are no words to express my appaulment.

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Turbam
01/20/21 11:27:16 AM
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Yum

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Dyinglegacy
01/20/21 3:32:55 PM
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Bump

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SauI_Goodman
01/20/21 3:35:29 PM
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Especially if its a period fart.

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apocalyptic_4
01/20/21 3:36:15 PM
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Turbam posted...
Yum



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AsucaHayashi
01/20/21 3:43:07 PM
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Well, here's the evidence according to Dr Ginni: "This study had 16 volunteers who ate this kind of casserole of pinto beans mixed with laxatives and then all of their fart gas was collected via a rectal tube."

>science

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Dyinglegacy
01/20/21 3:47:15 PM
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Gladius_ posted...
If this is true that isn't a big enough sample size. Can we get a few hundred more to fart in rectal tubes?
Lol

I can't imagine you'd get many volunteers for this type of study

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Firewerx
01/20/21 3:48:53 PM
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AsucaHayashi posted...
>science
"I'm a scientist. Actually I'm a chiropodist, and I'm just doing this because it's my hobby."

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MabusIncarnate
01/20/21 3:49:34 PM
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SauI_Goodman posted...
Especially if its a period fart.
Wasn't gonna go there but the first thing that came to mind tbh.

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Garmonbozia
01/20/21 11:40:23 PM
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Exquisite little bottom burps
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berlyman101
01/20/21 11:42:55 PM
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You had an arse full of farts that night, darling, and I fucked them out of you, big fat fellows, long windy ones, quick little merry cracks and a lot of tiny little naughty farties ending in a long gush from your hole. It is wonderful to fuck a farting woman when every fuck drives one out of her. I think I would know Noras fart anywhere. I think I could pick hers out in a roomful of farting women. It is a rather girlish noise not like the wet windy fart which I imagine fat wives have. It is sudden and dry and dirty like what a bold girl would let off in fun in a school dormitory at night. I hope Nora will let off no end of her farts in my face so that I may know their smell also.

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Vyrulisse
01/20/21 11:44:28 PM
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Garmonbozia
01/20/21 11:50:32 PM
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berlyman101 posted...
You had an arse full of farts that night, darling, and I fucked them out of you, big fat fellows, long windy ones, quick little merry cracks and a lot of tiny little naughty farties ending in a long gush from your hole. It is wonderful to fuck a farting woman when every fuck drives one out of her. I think I would know Noras fart anywhere. I think I could pick hers out in a roomful of farting women. It is a rather girlish noise not like the wet windy fart which I imagine fat wives have. It is sudden and dry and dirty like what a bold girl would let off in fun in a school dormitory at night. I hope Nora will let off no end of her farts in my face so that I may know their smell also.


James Joyce?
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Strider102
01/20/21 11:53:13 PM
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I mean, it's not wrong. I can have my head under the covers, then my wife let's out this loud long ass fart that has me throwing the covers off trying to make a protective barrier to entrap the toxic fumes.

Then she laughs.

That's love.

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Paragon21XX
01/20/21 11:57:15 PM
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They must really want that Ig Nobel Prize.

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Lordgold666
01/21/21 1:31:31 AM
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Gladius_ posted...
I mean I wouldn't but this is the kinda thing you get popcorn over. Not to eat while witnessing the event mind you but to sit outside the line to see what kind of people show up. ;)
lol

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Aki_Sora
01/21/21 1:32:48 AM
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Woman don't poop and pee.

So this fake news
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BloodMoon7
01/21/21 1:34:55 AM
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Aki_Sora posted...
Woman don't poop and pee.

So this fake news
They didn't poop or pee though. They farted.

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PatrickMahomes
01/21/21 1:36:14 AM
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Makes sense, my girlfriend farts in her sleep and it's god damn rancid

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Garmonbozia
01/23/21 3:52:00 AM
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PatrickMahomes posted...
Makes sense, my girlfriend farts in her sleep and it's god damn rancid

Do you huff it like its cheap spray paint?
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Trumble
01/23/21 3:54:33 AM
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berlyman101 posted...


Thefuck?

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Ryven
01/23/21 4:19:13 AM
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BloodMoon7 posted...
They didn't poop or pee though. They farted.

Women don't fart either. Still fake news.

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