Current Events > Found out one of the girls I'm simping for is married

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Touch
01/22/21 8:27:45 AM
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What do I even do with myself from here on out

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NeonOctopus
01/22/21 8:28:56 AM
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yunalenne10
01/22/21 8:29:02 AM
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How much did you lose?

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BloodMoon7
01/22/21 8:29:13 AM
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You get back up on that Simp Stallion and you Simp like the wind off into the Simpset.

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BloodMoon7
01/22/21 8:30:48 AM
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NeonOctopus posted...
Do this:

Damn. I feel hurt and I'm not even that thottie.

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Choco
01/22/21 8:31:34 AM
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yeah i can't believe @Harpie is married to sballen

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slmcknett
01/22/21 8:31:43 AM
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It's what you get for being a simp.

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The_Creep_2020
01/22/21 8:32:08 AM
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NeonOctopus posted...
Do this:

Is this real?

Its one of the saddest things Ive ever read

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Tom Clark
01/22/21 8:34:17 AM
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NeonOctopus posted...
Do this:


That's a giant fucking "Yikes" from me...

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DJquackquack
01/22/21 8:34:57 AM
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Touch posted...
What do I even do with myself from here on out
Go for one of the other billions of women in the world?
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AmericaTheBrave
01/22/21 8:35:40 AM
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Choco posted...
yeah i can't believe @Harpie is married to sballen

Did you just admit you simp for Harpie?

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uwnim
01/22/21 8:36:31 AM
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Start simping for the husband too

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Choco
01/22/21 8:40:38 AM
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AmericaTheBrave posted...
Did you just admit you simp for Harpie?
maybe

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JBaLLEN66
01/22/21 8:43:19 AM
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AmericaTheBrave posted...
Did you just admit you simp for Harpie?

is she?

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NeonOctopus
01/22/21 8:45:39 AM
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The_Creep_2020 posted...
Is this real?
Yes >_> It's very real

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Choco
01/22/21 8:46:20 AM
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NeonOctopus posted...
Yes >_> It's very real
source?

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NeonOctopus
01/22/21 8:49:14 AM
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It was on reddit years ago. I don't remember exactly sorry

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DravenRainrix
01/22/21 8:50:19 AM
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So that guy gave some girl he's never met thousands of dollars in the hopes that maybe one day she's have a drink with him?

Jesus H Mary mother and Joseph, that is the most pathetic thing I have ever read.

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DravenRainrix
01/22/21 9:01:06 AM
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LivingLegend posted...
Im confused... Is the text actually TC or is that just a meme joke that sort of applies here?

Don't know, but any man thinking of funding some topless tart on some shite website should read it and realise that they're being lied to and led on for cash.
May as well keep their cash and spend it on sex workers. #sexworkiswork

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Turbam
01/22/21 9:09:28 AM
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NeonOctopus posted...
Do this:

I donated $30 to her the other day and told her she looked cute, things are looking up for me!

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NeonOctopus
01/22/21 9:34:54 AM
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LivingLegend posted...
Im confused... Is the text actually TC or is that just a meme joke that sort of applies here?
It's something else completely unrelated to TC >_> It's real text tho

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Gurifisu
01/22/21 9:37:51 AM
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uwnim posted...
Start simping for the husband too
No, start simping for the husband instead

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Dark_SilverX
01/22/21 9:38:54 AM
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Keep simping.

Might as well sneak around and enjoy the adrenaline rush.

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Touch
01/22/21 10:07:07 AM
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BloodMoon7 posted...
You get back up on that Simp Stallion and you Simp like the wind off into the Simpset.
I shed a tear. Thank you for your words of encouragement

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Socrawheeze
01/22/21 10:09:55 AM
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maybe stop paying people just because they're women
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Touch
01/22/21 10:22:19 AM
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Socrawheeze posted...
maybe stop paying people just because they're women
What if I'm paying them because they're a good human bean and (seemingly) genuine and cool?

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MutantJohn
01/22/21 10:24:28 AM
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Marriage doesn't mean that much.

I knew a married girl who was unhappy and looking for a guy to mess around with.

She's divorced now and dating one of my old coworkers
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DravenRainrix
01/22/21 10:28:19 AM
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Touch posted...
What if I'm paying them because they're a good human bean and (seemingly) genuine and cool?

Yeah right.
That's like saying you're reading porn magazines for the articles...

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Returning_CEmen
01/22/21 10:28:36 AM
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STPeach is definitely an upgrade to Amouranth
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Socrawheeze
01/22/21 10:32:44 AM
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Touch posted...
What if I'm paying them because they're a good human bean and (seemingly) genuine and cool?
Tbh you don't know them, so you don't even know if that's the case

And even if it was the case it's also not a good reason
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Aressar
01/22/21 10:33:14 AM
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DravenRainrix posted...
Don't know, but any man thinking of funding some topless tart on some shite website should read it and realise that they're being lied to and led on for cash.
May as well keep their cash and spend it on sex workers. #sexworkiswork

THIS THIS FUCKING THIS A THOUSAND TIMES

Seriously, I hope the whole simping for Twitch thots goes out of fashion very very soon. It's truly pathetic how many people are degrading themselves like this (both the camgirls and the people donating to them).

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Socrawheeze
01/22/21 10:37:50 AM
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Aressar posted...
THIS THIS FUCKING THIS A THOUSAND TIMES

Seriously, I hope the whole simping for Twitch thots goes out of fashion very very soon. It's truly pathetic how many people are degrading themselves like this (both the camgirls and the people donating to them).
The cammers are far from pathetic. I would milk the simp train for every cent if I could. A lotta gullible guys out there (no offense tc)
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Touch
01/22/21 10:44:47 AM
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Socrawheeze posted...
Tbh you don't know them, so you don't even know if that's the case

And even if it was the case it's also not a good reason
And that's cool but that's everyone you meet tbh. I know it's a lot more easy of a front to put up when you're an OF person but...yeah lol. I don't like following girls that at least don't try to do so

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candyapplered
01/22/21 11:04:04 AM
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Simping aint easy, OP.

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NeonOctopus
01/22/21 11:09:50 AM
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Returning_CEmen posted...
STPeach is definitely an upgrade to Amouranth
lol

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Ving_Rhames
01/22/21 11:10:36 AM
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Why would you admit to idolizing mediocre pussy

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BlueBoy675
01/22/21 11:12:22 AM
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https://youtu.be/u-R9p7wHai8

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SauI_Goodman
01/22/21 11:13:04 AM
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Dont simp. Dont give them the power.

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Choco
01/22/21 11:18:12 AM
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SauI_Goodman posted...
Dont simp. Dont give them the power.
what are you afraid of bro

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realnifty1
01/22/21 11:18:54 AM
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I don't get this generation coming up sometimes, I never heard of anyone getting their fee-fee's hurt because a prostitute doesn't really love them. I blame all that bullshit 'my child is the best and perfect' parenting.
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NeonOctopus
01/22/21 11:20:08 AM
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BlueBoy675 posted...
https://youtu.be/u-R9p7wHai8
Is that Cr1tikal?

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TheBlueMonk_
01/22/21 11:20:30 AM
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you dont have to do this

you dont have to live the simp life


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ZevLoveDOOM
01/22/21 11:21:49 AM
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i will never understand that Twitch thot simp life fam... lol
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Touch
01/22/21 11:25:24 AM
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Ving_Rhames posted...
Why would you admit to idolizing mediocre pussy
How do you know it's mediocre pussy lol

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Hippocrates
01/22/21 11:27:21 AM
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I think he's just understandably having a hard time comprehending why you would pay someone your actual, hard-earned money just because they're attractive and play video games. Instead of spending it on, idk, anything else
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Cobra1010
01/22/21 11:28:47 AM
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NeonOctopus posted...
Do this:


Not sure if this is fake or not but there are tons of these made up fake messages on r/niceguy or what ever it is so those women can feel good about themselves, amongst themselves.

Just like the men posting pictures of games and shit and titles them bought by their girlfriend so people think they have a girlfriend.

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Touch
01/22/21 11:30:08 AM
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Hippocrates posted...
I think he's just understandably having a hard time comprehending why you would pay someone your actual, hard-earned money just because they're attractive and play video games. Instead of spending it on, idk, anything else
Why does anyone pay for any of their interests?

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