Current Events > I forgot how many chicks wanted to fuck OoT Link >_>

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NeonOctopus 01/31/21 12:20:36 PM #1:	In Ocarina of Time: Saria wants to fuck you Malon wants to fuck you Ruto wants to fuck you Nabooru wants to fuck you The Poe Dealer wants to fuck you In Majora's Mask: Cremia wants to fuck you Those Dancing Twins want to fuck you Treasure Maze Girl wants to fuck you Deku Princess wants to fuck you I think one of the Great Fairies wants to fuck you, but I forget which one >_> Geez --- https://imgur.com/2aof3ao <cite>NeonOctopus posted [p:950120216] in I forgot h... [t:79269923]...</cite> <quote>In Ocarina of Time: Saria wants to fuck you Malon wants to fuck you Ruto wants to fuck you Nabooru wants to fuck you The Poe Dealer wants to fuck you In Majora's Mask: Cremia wants to fuck you Those Dancing Twins want to fuck you Treasure Maze Girl wants to fuck you Deku Princess wants to fuck you I think one of the Great Fairies wants to fuck you, but I forget which one >_> Geez </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
HylianFox 01/31/21 12:21:58 PM #2:	yeah, pretty much everyone hits on him at some point --- This is my signature until I can think of a better one. <cite>HylianFox posted [p:950120262] in I forgot h... [t:79269923]...</cite> <quote>yeah, pretty much everyone hits on him at some point </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Shadowplay 01/31/21 12:22:35 PM #4:	NeonOctopus posted... The Poe Dealer wants to fuck you Where in the world did you get that impression? --- I make a topic in Final Fantasy 12 to ask if Tifa! They said no Tifa. Hardness gone!-gandob <cite>Shadowplay posted [p:950120281] in I forgot h... [t:79269923]...</cite> <quote>NeonOctopus posted... </cite> <quote>The Poe Dealer wants to fuck you</quote>Where in the world did you get that impression? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Blue_Inigo 01/31/21 12:24:02 PM #5:	I had a crush on the treasure shop girl tbh --- "This is your last dance." <cite>Blue_Inigo posted [p:950120315] in I forgot h... [t:79269923]...</cite> <quote>I had a crush on the treasure shop girl tbh </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Squall28 01/31/21 12:24:50 PM #6:	Don't forget the ReDeads who wrap themselves around you and start sucking. --- You can't go back and change the beginning, but you can start where you are and change the ending. -Misattributed to CS Lewis <cite>Squall28 posted [p:950120340] in I forgot h... [t:79269923]...</cite> <quote>Don't forget the ReDeads who wrap themselves around you and start sucking. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
The Popo 01/31/21 12:25:27 PM #7:	Lets be honest... this guy wanted to fuck everyone --- Live action Hungry Hungry Hippos though, now that was a sport. ~Aeon Azuran <cite>The Popo posted [p:950120352] in I forgot h... [t:79269923]...</cite> <quote>Lets be honest... this guy wanted to fuck everyone </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
NeonOctopus 01/31/21 12:27:14 PM #8:	Shadowplay posted... Where in the world did you get that impression? --- https://imgur.com/2aof3ao <cite>NeonOctopus posted [p:950120394] in I forgot h... [t:79269923]...</cite> <quote>Shadowplay posted... </cite> <quote>Where in the world did you get that impression?</quote> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
NeonOctopus 01/31/21 2:25:19 PM #9:	Everyone just wants to fuck --- https://imgur.com/2aof3ao <cite>NeonOctopus posted [p:950123805] in I forgot h... [t:79269923]...</cite> <quote>Everyone just wants to fuck </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CouldBeAnAlt 01/31/21 2:25:37 PM #10:	Saria is a child <cite>CouldBeAnAlt posted [p:950123813] in I forgot h... [t:79269923]...</cite> <quote>Saria is a child </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
HylianFox 01/31/21 2:26:10 PM #11:	even Dampe wants to give Link his "stretching, shrinking keepsake" >_> --- This is my signature until I can think of a better one. <cite>HylianFox posted [p:950123827] in I forgot h... [t:79269923]...</cite> <quote>even Dampe wants to give Link his "stretching, shrinking keepsake" >_> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
NeonOctopus 01/31/21 2:27:07 PM #12:	CouldBeAnAlt posted... Saria is a child And Mido, her peer, wanted to fuck Saria --- https://imgur.com/2aof3ao <cite>NeonOctopus posted [p:950123856] in I forgot h... [t:79269923]...</cite> <quote>CouldBeAnAlt posted... </cite> <quote>Saria is a child</quote>And Mido, her peer, wanted to fuck Saria </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Returning_CEmen 01/31/21 2:31:42 PM #13:	Postman def wanted to fuck him too <cite>Returning_CEmen posted [p:950124009] in I forgot h... [t:79269923]...</cite> <quote>Postman def wanted to fuck him too </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Grubhub 01/31/21 2:32:06 PM #14:	I've wanted to fuck the bombchu Bowling Alley Girl for over two decades --- Grubhub perks give you deals on the food you love The kinda deals that make you boogie! <cite>Grubhub posted [p:950124018] in I forgot h... [t:79269923]...</cite> <quote>I've wanted to fuck the bombchu Bowling Alley Girl for over two decades </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
NeonOctopus 01/31/21 2:32:44 PM #15:	Grubhub posted... I've wanted to fuck the bombchu Bowling Alley Girl for over two decades NeonOctopus posted... Treasure Maze Girl wants to fuck you Same chick btw >_> Play Majora's Mask --- https://imgur.com/2aof3ao <cite>NeonOctopus posted [p:950124042] in I forgot h... [t:79269923]...</cite> <quote>Grubhub posted... </cite> <quote>I've wanted to fuck the bombchu Bowling Alley Girl for over two decades</quote> NeonOctopus posted... </cite> <quote>Treasure Maze Girl wants to fuck you</quote>Same chick btw >_> Play Majora's Mask </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
HylianFox 01/31/21 2:33:37 PM #16:	Treasure Maze girl only likes big guys, though --- This is my signature until I can think of a better one. <cite>HylianFox posted [p:950124072] in I forgot h... [t:79269923]...</cite> <quote>Treasure Maze girl only likes big guys, though </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Shin Kudo 01/31/21 2:34:05 PM #18:	Funny how the one that matters (Zelda) doesn't give af --- https://imgur.com/WjiGN0g https://imgur.com/o2NVhgX <cite>Shin Kudo posted [p:950124085] in I forgot h... [t:79269923]...</cite> <quote>Funny how the one that matters (Zelda) doesn't give af </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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HylianFox 01/31/21 2:36:05 PM #20:	Shin Kudo posted... Funny how the one that matters (Zelda) doesn't give af yeah, she's all like "thanks for saving the world, now get out of here" pfeh at least BOTW Zelda wants to get in his pants --- This is my signature until I can think of a better one. <cite>HylianFox posted [p:950124147] in I forgot h... [t:79269923]...</cite> <quote>Shin Kudo posted... </cite> <quote>Funny how the one that matters (Zelda) doesn't give af</quote> yeah, she's all like "thanks for saving the world, now get out of here" pfeh at least BOTW Zelda wants to get in his pants </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Grubhub 01/31/21 3:34:09 PM #21:	NeonOctopus posted... Same chick btw >_> Play Majora's Mask Yeah, but they made her a fucking racist! --- Grubhub perks give you deals on the food you love The kinda deals that make you boogie! <cite>Grubhub posted [p:950125853] in I forgot h... [t:79269923]...</cite> <quote>NeonOctopus posted... </cite> <quote>Same chick btw >_> Play Majora's Mask</quote>Yeah, but they made her a fucking racist! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
NeonOctopus 01/31/21 3:36:51 PM #22:	Grubhub posted... Yeah, but they made her a fucking racist! Sorry if you don't have a BZC (Big Zora Cock) --- https://imgur.com/2aof3ao <cite>NeonOctopus posted [p:950125930] in I forgot h... [t:79269923]...</cite> <quote>Grubhub posted... </cite> <quote>Yeah, but they made her a fucking racist!</quote>Sorry if you don't have a BZC (Big Zora Cock) </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
NeonOctopus 01/31/21 8:29:48 PM #23:	bump --- https://imgur.com/2aof3ao <cite>NeonOctopus posted [p:950136082] in I forgot h... [t:79269923]...</cite> <quote>bump </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
slmcknett 01/31/21 8:38:14 PM #24:	Everyone wants to fuck him in BotW too. --- Watch "Final Fantasy XV Abridged" and "Kingdom Hearts Abridged" right here! https://www.youtube.com/user/mcknett3 <cite>slmcknett posted [p:950136442] in I forgot h... [t:79269923]...</cite> <quote>Everyone wants to fuck him in BotW too. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Frizzurd 01/31/21 8:45:08 PM #25:	Link is a twink, who likes it in the stink. --- Super Mario Maker 2: Cauca Ape JVC-2R6-4QG <cite>Frizzurd posted [p:950136763] in I forgot h... [t:79269923]...</cite> <quote>Link is a twink, who likes it in the stink. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Duncanwii 01/31/21 8:56:03 PM #26:	JACKBUTTMOMMY posted... All of them in every game. Their powers are STDs/experience. Anyway here is some evidence: They blow flower petals at you. You meet them in fountains. All the sparkly ** in their lairs. Sex is healthy, and after you visit them you get your health replenished. They give you gifts and abilities afterward, which could be anything from STDs or hickeys or blue balls to confidence in having another one night stand or learning new sex positions. DON'T BE AFRAID OF THE TRUTH. In Majora's Mask they are scantily clad. In OoT? Leaves and vines! One is named Venus, Queen of the Fairies. In Twilight Princess the Great Fairy resembles a young woman with long, green hair and pointed ears. She wears no clothing saved for a small cloth that is tied around her waist as a skirt, her breasts are covered by the lengths of her hair. You can get her tears and replenish your health by drinking them, so sharing of some bodily fluids is a fact. http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/zelda/images/thumb/a/a0/Fairy.jpg/496px-Fairy.jpg In Majora's mask Link is given and Great Fairy Mask that attracts fairies to you in dungeons. One gives you something called Nayru's Love. In Wind Waker the Fairy Queen basically hits on you. --- Hello I'm Duncan, I like Video Games and comedies let's be friends Everything I say about myself is true. I never lie. <cite>Duncanwii posted [p:950137293] in I forgot h... [t:79269923]...</cite> <quote>JACKBUTTMOMMY posted...</cite> <quote> All of them in every game. Their powers are STDs/experience. Anyway here is some evidence: They blow flower petals at you. You meet them in fountains. All the sparkly ** in their lairs. Sex is healthy, and after you visit them you get your health replenished. They give you gifts and abilities afterward, which could be anything from STDs or hickeys or blue balls to confidence in having another one night stand or learning new sex positions. DON'T BE AFRAID OF THE TRUTH. In Majora's Mask they are scantily clad. In OoT? Leaves and vines! One is named Venus, Queen of the Fairies. In Twilight Princess the Great Fairy resembles a young woman with long, green hair and pointed ears. She wears no clothing saved for a small cloth that is tied around her waist as a skirt, her breasts are covered by the lengths of her hair. You can get her tears and replenish your health by drinking them, so sharing of some bodily fluids is a fact. http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/zelda/images/thumb/a/a0/Fairy.jpg/496px-Fairy.jpg In Majora's mask Link is given and Great Fairy Mask that attracts fairies to you in dungeons. One gives you something called Nayru's Love. </quote> In Wind Waker the Fairy Queen basically hits on you.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
NeonOctopus 02/01/21 8:33:51 AM #27:	Balls deep --- https://imgur.com/2aof3ao <cite>NeonOctopus posted [p:950151913] in I forgot h... [t:79269923]...</cite> <quote>Balls deep </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
NeonOctopus 02/01/21 12:08:49 PM #28:	Remember when the Carpenters wanted to become thieves and fuck Gerudos and that's why they left their jobs? lol --- https://imgur.com/2aof3ao <cite>NeonOctopus posted [p:950157538] in I forgot h... [t:79269923]...</cite> <quote>Remember when the Carpenters wanted to become thieves and fuck Gerudos and that's why they left their jobs? lol </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
HylianFox 02/01/21 12:16:39 PM #29:	NeonOctopus posted... Remember when the Carpenters wanted to become thieves and fuck Gerudos and that's why they left their jobs? lol I always thought the implication was that the carpenters were effeminate --- This is my signature until I can think of a better one. <cite>HylianFox posted [p:950157805] in I forgot h... [t:79269923]...</cite> <quote>NeonOctopus posted... </cite> <quote>Remember when the Carpenters wanted to become thieves and fuck Gerudos and that's why they left their jobs? lol</quote> I always thought the implication was that the carpenters were effeminate </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
NeonOctopus 02/01/21 12:17:52 PM #30:	HylianFox posted... I always thought the implication was that the carpenters were effeminate I definitely remember one of them saying they wanted to join because it was full of chicks >_> --- https://imgur.com/2aof3ao <cite>NeonOctopus posted [p:950157844] in I forgot h... [t:79269923]...</cite> <quote>HylianFox posted... </cite> <quote>I always thought the implication was that the carpenters were effeminate</quote>I definitely remember one of them saying they wanted to join because it was full of chicks >_> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Seaman_Prime 02/01/21 12:18:03 PM #31:	Sheik def wanted to fug link, why else would he follow him around everywhere playing songs for him? <cite>Seaman_Prime posted [p:950157851] in I forgot h... [t:79269923]...</cite> <quote>Sheik def wanted to fug link, why else would he follow him around everywhere playing songs for him? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
HylianFox 02/01/21 12:18:47 PM #32:	NeonOctopus posted... I definitely remember one of them saying they wanted to join because it was full of chicks >_> yeah, and other says they wanted to join the all-female group but got locked up "just because we're men!" I mean jeez, one of them even complains that working as a carpenter ruined his beautiful hands >__> --- This is my signature until I can think of a better one. <cite>HylianFox posted [p:950157874] in I forgot h... [t:79269923]...</cite> <quote>NeonOctopus posted... </cite> <quote>I definitely remember one of them saying they wanted to join because it was full of chicks >_></quote> yeah, and other says they wanted to join the all-female group but got locked up "just because we're men!" I mean jeez, one of them even complains that working as a carpenter ruined his beautiful hands >__> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Choco 02/01/21 12:22:42 PM #33:	LINK'S BODY is NOT A VIOLATION --- https://imgur.com/286sD4e http://error1355.com/ce/Choco.html <cite>Choco posted [p:950157999] in I forgot h... [t:79269923]...</cite> <quote>LINK'S BODY is NOT A VIOLATION </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
WilliamPorygon 02/01/21 12:27:38 PM #34:	Epona probably would've wanted to fuck him if she could talk --- Dolphins are people too! https://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/1404-cetacea-cove <cite>WilliamPorygon posted [p:950158156] in I forgot h... [t:79269923]...</cite> <quote>Epona probably would've wanted to fuck him if she could talk </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
The_Korey 02/01/21 12:28:33 PM #35:	Zelda wanted him too, but she is duty bound to do the right thing. Plus, she knew despite his adult body, Link was still mentally a child. Also willing to bet Twinrova wants to fuck you, but knows Link wouldn't be down for it, judging from his reaction to her/their bedroom eyes wink. CouldBeAnAlt posted... Saria is a child In appearance only. Pretty sure she'd still be physically and mentally older than Link even if he lived out those 7 years legit. --- https://imgur.com/PpxZDof \| https://imgur.com/xMGLcGE https://imgur.com/nsBw6Sy \| https://imgtc.com/i/sBYBaew.png <cite>The_Korey posted [p:950158185] in I forgot h... [t:79269923]...</cite> <quote>Zelda wanted him too, but she is duty bound to do the right thing. Plus, she knew despite his adult body, Link was still mentally a child. Also willing to bet Twinrova wants to fuck you, but knows Link wouldn't be down for it, judging from his reaction to her/their bedroom eyes wink. CouldBeAnAlt posted... </cite> <quote>Saria is a child</quote> In appearance only. Pretty sure she'd still be physically and mentally older than Link even if he lived out those 7 years legit. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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littlebro07 02/02/21 12:27:53 PM #39:	Link actually gets some in The Legend of Zelda: The Walk of Shame https://youtu.be/VJvPrkE4qzs --- https://i.imgtc.com/MGGa6Os.gif <cite>littlebro07 posted [p:950196719] in I forgot h... [t:79269923]...</cite> <quote>Link actually gets some in The Legend of Zelda: The Walk of Shame https://youtu.be/VJvPrkE4qzs </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
NeonOctopus 02/02/21 7:07:11 PM #40:	balls --- https://imgur.com/2aof3ao <cite>NeonOctopus posted [p:950210585] in I forgot h... [t:79269923]...</cite> <quote>balls </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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