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JBaLLEN66
02/05/21 2:37:01 PM
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9) Australia & New Zealand, both countries are at the corner of the map that require advanced naval projection to get to, also Australia is huge with most of it being wasteland

8) Turkey- https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Turkish_War_of_Independence all that needs to be said, Turkey is basically a mini Iran when it comes to geography

7) Russia- If we were talking about USSR borders then Russia would be bumped, but since it's lost all of that buffer area protecting Moscow & St. Petersburg it has downgraded. It does have a strong military, so invading it will still be a daunting task.

6) Brazil- Brazil is a huge country that has the geography, population. and hostile climate to make invading it a living nightmare. Who the hell wants to invade the Amazon rainforest?

5) Japan- First, Invading Japan would require a magnificent navy, second the island is mountainous and the homogenous population centers are centered in small plain spots which makes it harder to invade. Would Operation Downfall had succeeded or been a complete failure...my money is on failure.

4) Canada- The only way to get to Canada is thru the USA or sail your navy thru a hostile arctic tundra climate...What about Vancouver though? Good luck getting from there to Ottawa lol.

3) Iran- Mountains, Deserts, large population, basically Afghanistan on steroids

2) China- China is vulnerable when it's government is weak/divided but today it is no where near the case. Invading this huge, strong, and high populated country is suicide

1) USA- Lol

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CapnMuffin
02/05/21 3:08:14 PM
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JBaLLEN66 posted...
Australia & New Zealand, both countries are at the corner of the map that require advanced naval projection to get to
Yeah it would be scary to accidentally fall off the edge.
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BlakPeppa
02/05/21 3:09:10 PM
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Crono99 posted...
Canada's easy to invade. Just cut off our poutine supply

Hey shut up man! Don't tell em our weakness.

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Heartomaton
02/05/21 3:10:59 PM
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BlakPeppa posted...
Hey shut up man! Don't tell em our weakness.

It has already been written down.

Canadian Invasion plan (so far):
1. Burn down maple trees.
2. Avoid moose.
3. Cut off poutine supply.

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RobbinDaHood
02/05/21 3:11:25 PM
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nativengine
02/05/21 3:11:39 PM
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Crono99 posted...
Canada's easy to invade. Just cut off our poutine supply
Or close all the Tim Hortons.

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BeyondWalls
02/05/21 3:12:10 PM
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  1. Atlantis - Cant invade it if you cant find it.

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SquirtleSkwad
02/05/21 3:12:36 PM
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JBaLLEN66 posted...
Turkey- https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Turkish_War_of_Independence
That was the least informative introduction to a Wikipedia article I have ever read. Holy fuck. Like running the credits before showing the movie.

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Doom_Art
02/05/21 3:12:53 PM
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If anyone tries to invade Canada starting in Vancouver then good luck, they'll be dead from boredom once they start marching through Saskatchewan

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RobbinDaHood
02/05/21 3:13:18 PM
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BeyondWalls posted...
1. <u>Atlantis</u> - Cant invade it if you cant find it.


https://youtu.be/56RChqukZ7k

tl;dw summary:

Cuba hires some Canadia company years ago to look for sunken ships around Cuba. Instead, they find a trench that is over 2,000 feet deep. The thumbnail shows what appears to be a sunken city with pyramids at the bottom of that trench. Image was obtained via sonar equipment and other technology.

When the news first broke years ago, National Geographic said they would investigate further. And we havent heard anything about it ever since.
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BlakPeppa
02/05/21 3:13:18 PM
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nativengine posted...
Or close all the Tim Hortons.

That will only make us stronger.

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02/05/21 3:13:53 PM
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ApherosyLove
02/05/21 3:14:06 PM
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Crono99 posted...
Canada's easy to invade. Just cut off our poutine supply
I literally gasped when I read this

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The Popo
02/05/21 3:14:25 PM
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Heartomaton posted...
Canadian Invasion plan (so far):
1. Burn down maple trees.
2. Avoid moose.
3. Cut off poutine supply.

Is that singular or plural? That could make a huge difference.

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Questionmarktarius
02/05/21 3:15:32 PM
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Flavor Country is still impossible to invade.


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BeyondWalls
02/05/21 3:16:08 PM
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Heartomaton posted...
2. Avoid moose.
And squirrel.

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LordRazziel
02/05/21 3:16:46 PM
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Why lol for US?

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Heartomaton
02/05/21 3:18:25 PM
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The Popo posted...
Is that singular or plural? That could make a huge difference.

Singular. My intelligence agents have informed me that there is only one moose in Canada.

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The Popo
02/05/21 4:18:31 PM
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Heartomaton posted...
Singular. My intelligence agents have informed me that there is only one moose in Canada.

Thats still nothing to laugh at. Ive seen a full grown moose take a punch to the face from the mightiest of all Americans, Chevy Chase. The monster didnt even flinch.

With this in mind, Canada should probably rank higher.



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monkmith
02/05/21 4:21:04 PM
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LordRazziel posted...
Why lol for US?
because its pretty self explanatory why invading the US is impossible...

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Heartomaton
02/05/21 4:21:21 PM
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The Popo posted...
Thats still nothing to laugh at. Ive seen a full grown moose take a punch to the face from the mightiest of all Americans, Chevy Chase. The monster didnt even flinch.

With this in mind, Canada should probably rank higher.


Hence why we're avoiding it. If our mightiest warrior couldn't bring it down, then we have no chance. We should thank our lucky stars that there's only one of them.

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Verdekal
02/05/21 4:21:49 PM
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Who cares about invasions? We'd just nuke each other.

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Ryven
02/05/21 4:29:10 PM
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Doom_Art posted...
If anyone tries to invade Canada starting in Vancouver then good luck, they'll be dead from boredom once they start marching through Saskatchewan


lol, so true. Bottom half especially.

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Dark_Spiret
02/05/21 10:20:55 PM
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monkmith posted...
because its pretty self explanatory why invading the US is impossible...
a traditional invasion would be impossible, but its citizens are just as susceptible to infiltration via propaganda as anywhere else. rotting the system from the inside is how youd beat the US.
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Stagmar
02/05/21 10:47:19 PM
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Heartomaton posted...
Singular. My intelligence agents have informed me that there is only one moose in Canada.
One moose that can be multiple places at the same time.

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E32005
02/05/21 10:48:22 PM
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Stagmar posted...
One moose that can be multiple places at the same time.
its also why the plural for Moose is Moose

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SauI_Goodman
02/05/21 10:49:16 PM
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Where am i gonna get my acai when brazil is done killing off the amazon

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CosmicShadows
02/05/21 10:51:44 PM
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Antrtica... Who the f*** would want to invade that cold ass zone?
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Northlane
02/05/21 10:54:25 PM
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Modern Warfare 2 showed me the U.S. is easy to invade doe

Defend burger town

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DB_Insider
02/05/21 10:56:12 PM
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Not a country but sentinel island
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IHeartRadiation
02/05/21 10:56:25 PM
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JBaLLEN66 posted...
Canada- The only way to get to Canada is thru the USA
Hopefully for Canada no one tries to invade Alaska.

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Heartomaton
02/05/21 10:57:57 PM
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Stagmar posted...
One moose that can be multiple places at the same time.

WAS THIS MONSTROSITY BIO-ENGINEERED?!

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Questionmarktarius
02/05/21 10:59:48 PM
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IHeartRadiation posted...
Hopefully for Canada no one tries to invade Alaska.
Or right over the top of the planet, or across Greenland
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Stagmar
02/05/21 11:00:21 PM
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Heartomaton posted...
WAS THIS MONSTROSITY BIO-ENGINEERED?!
HAS SCIENCE GONE TOO FAR!?!

E32005 posted...
its also why the plural for Moose is Moose
Yep.

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UnholyMudcrab
02/05/21 11:03:07 PM
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