Poll of the Day > What did the dad buffalo say to the son buffalo before he went to school?

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wolfy42
02/09/21 1:20:16 AM
#1:


Bye-son

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Metalsonic66
02/09/21 2:07:41 AM
#2:


I once had a job in a muffler shop.

It was EXHAUSTing.

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LustyBustyLaura
02/09/21 7:51:58 AM
#3:


Why dont crabs give to charity?

Because theyre shellfish
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captpackrat
02/09/21 4:42:27 PM
#4:


Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo

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Metalsonic66
02/09/21 4:52:00 PM
#5:


Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have the guts

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Cobalt_Wasps
02/09/21 4:56:30 PM
#6:


a dyslexic man walks into a bra

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Smiffwilm
02/09/21 5:46:32 PM
#7:


What do you call a zoo with only toy dogs developed in Tibet?

A Shih Tzu.


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Krazy_Kirby
02/09/21 5:49:56 PM
#8:


so a seal walks into a club and dies
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Metalsonic66
02/09/21 5:58:19 PM
#9:


My friend is addicted to brake fluid.

But he swears that he can stop at any time.

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kukukupo
02/09/21 6:05:14 PM
#10:


I took a drink of my coffee this morning and it tasted like dirt.

I had forgotten it was fresh ground.
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wolfy42
02/09/21 6:59:25 PM
#11:


If a child refuses to sleep during nap time, are they guilty of resisting a rest?

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FatalAccident
02/09/21 7:07:44 PM
#12:


psycho crusher

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Alex1976
02/09/21 7:55:10 PM
#13:


Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the Shell station.

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Mead
02/09/21 8:14:08 PM
#14:


The jackrabbit was arrested for arson

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Metalsonic66
02/09/21 11:54:39 PM
#15:


Two antenna got married.
The ceremony was nothing special but the reception was amazing.

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captpackrat
02/10/21 9:29:35 AM
#16:


The mechanic said I'd blown a seal.

I said "Fix the damn thing and leave my private life out of it."

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HornedLion
02/10/21 12:07:19 PM
#17:


Knock knock!

Who is there?

Ubi.

Ubi who?

Please sign up for U-Play.

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Metalsonic66
02/10/21 12:50:20 PM
#18:


Baseball makes no sense.

A man with four balls cannot walk.

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wolfy42
02/10/21 1:10:02 PM
#19:


What do vegetarian zombies eat?

Graaaaaaaaaaiiiiiins!!!

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