Poll of the Day > do people really have sex in the shower or is that just a TV cliche?

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Philoktetes
02/09/21 7:07:05 AM
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is there even enough room to lie down in there?
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Sonicplys
02/09/21 7:08:00 AM
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Doggy style

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hockey7318
02/09/21 7:14:58 AM
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Lie down or doggy style? What is wrong with you two? Stand up like normal adults.

That said, not my favorite place for a quickie.
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LustyBustyLaura
02/09/21 7:23:16 AM
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Sex in the shower really isnt that great. The water can mess with the feel and natural lubrication.
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Archgoat
02/09/21 10:13:11 AM
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Yes, but you don't lie down, lol.
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MeteoricBurst
02/09/21 10:37:08 AM
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I have but didn't like it. Laura summed it up perfectly.

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captpackrat
02/09/21 10:38:49 AM
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In reality it's pretty terrible.

Most typical household showers are WAAAAAY to small for two people, especially if you have a shower-tub combo. Even most hotel showers aren't really big enough.

One of you ends up being sprayed in the face with water. The. Whole. Time.

Water washes way any sort of lubrication, natural or otherwise. Unless you use silicone lube, in which case you've going to get a concussion after slipping and falling because that stuff is going to get everywhere.

If you don't have a tankless water heater and you're not a two-pump chump, chances are the hot water is going to run out before you're done. Or someone else in the house will flush the toilet.

If you have a shower curtain it gets really awkward, especially if the shower is cramped.

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Mead
02/09/21 11:10:34 AM
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Fill your water heater with lube an hour before humptime to ensure conducive performance

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zebatov
02/09/21 11:32:49 AM
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captpackrat posted...
In reality it's pretty terrible.

One of you ends up being sprayed in the face with water. The. Whole. Time.

Its definitely impossible to both face away from the source of the water.

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Cacciato
02/09/21 12:48:20 PM
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captpackrat posted...
One of you ends up being sprayed in the face with water. The. Whole. Time.
are you familiar with human anatomy?
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hockey7318
02/09/21 12:54:19 PM
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Yeah, my problem with showering with someone is that you never get as much hot water sprayed on you as you would alone. I love standing under the shower head and just soaking up the heat and having someone else in there makes that a little less enjoyable. Still nice being naked with someone though.
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Jen0125
02/09/21 12:57:57 PM
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I've done it but it isn't my favorite. The water creates a lot of friction in my vagina and it's a little painful.

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shadowsword87
02/09/21 12:58:16 PM
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It's mostly just being scared of slipping.
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rjsilverthorn
02/09/21 2:17:23 PM
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Jen0125 posted...
I've done it but it isn't my favorite. The water creates a lot of friction in my vagina and it's a little painful.

Yeah, even with plenty of space and hot water it always seems better in theory than practice. Although that kind of depends on what you consider 'sex' too. Some activities work better than others.
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JigsawTDC
02/09/21 2:20:51 PM
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I've tried it a few times. For the most part the idea is more sexy than the reality. Though, the most recent shower sex I had was really good. So there's that.
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GunslingerGunsl
02/09/21 2:30:51 PM
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LustyBustyLaura posted...
Sex in the shower really isnt that great. The water can mess with the feel and natural lubrication.
This.
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Conner4REAL
02/09/21 2:40:03 PM
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Yes but its not as exciting as it sounds

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captpackrat
02/09/21 2:50:27 PM
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Cacciato posted...
are you familiar with human anatomy?
I've tried doing stuff in the shower. Several times. Someone always ends up sputtering with a face full of water.

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Cacciato
02/09/21 3:28:58 PM
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captpackrat posted...
I've tried doing stuff in the shower. Several times. Someone always ends up sputtering with a face full of water.
You dont just put your back to the shower head and then her back to you?

im also a little ashamed for posting in a Philoktetes topic without just immediately calling him out on the copy/paste thing
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DiScOrD tHe LuNaTiC
02/09/21 3:43:05 PM
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Tried it once, didn't work out so well.

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Lil_Bit83
02/09/21 4:46:27 PM
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Its not great, its better for a bit of foreplay then it is for sex.

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BlazeAndBlade
02/09/21 6:02:04 PM
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better than a bathtub those things aren't built for 2 grown adults

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Joshs Name
02/09/21 6:04:57 PM
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You run out of hot water, so you go to bed, but then afterwards you want to have a shower and there's no hot water!

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ClarkDuke
02/09/21 7:21:53 PM
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LustyBustyLaura posted...
Sex in the shower really isnt that great. The water can mess with the feel and natural lubrication.
laura explained this perfectly, thank you, ok?

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Jen0125
02/09/21 7:23:18 PM
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rjsilverthorn posted...
Yeah, even with plenty of space and hot water it always seems better in theory than practice. Although that kind of depends on what you consider 'sex' too. Some activities work better than others.

Yeah I'd rather do oral in the shower instead of actual intercourse

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man101
02/09/21 7:23:32 PM
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Cacciato posted...
You dont just put your back to the shower head and then her back to you?

im also a little ashamed for posting in a Philoktetes topic without just immediately calling him out on the copy/paste thing
But then you're getting all the water and she's naked in a shower and probably wet which gets really fucking cold really quickly.

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Jen0125
02/09/21 7:24:15 PM
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man101 posted...
But then you're getting all the water and she's naked in a shower and probably wet which gets really fucking cold really quickly.

So considerate

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__starsnostars
02/10/21 1:18:59 AM
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Spoilers: People have sex everywhere.

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deoxxys
02/10/21 2:22:25 AM
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Lil_Bit83 posted...
Its not great, its better for a bit of foreplay then it is for sex.

LustyBustyLaura posted...
Sex in the shower really isnt that great. The water can mess with the feel and natural lubrication.



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DrPrimemaster
02/10/21 2:51:29 AM
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The sex part is awkward but the foreplay is not bad, soapy bodies together works pretty well.

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GrabASnickers
02/10/21 10:58:59 AM
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People don't have sex in general, it's made up
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chandlermbing
02/10/21 11:04:45 AM
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It's nice to get 'warmed up' to it, so to speak, but not ideal for the actual act

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LinkPizza
02/10/21 11:15:40 AM
#33:


People have done it. But it sucks. So you should do it. It definitely makes sex worse...
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LinkPizza
02/10/21 11:23:56 AM
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Cacciato posted...
You dont just put your back to the shower head and then her back to you?

Or his...
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teddy241
02/10/21 11:31:38 AM
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depends on the setup.
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ReturnOfFa
02/10/21 1:42:50 PM
#36:


I've had good sex in the shower. It usually functioned best in a clawfoot tub with shower attachments/curtains. Edge of the tub is a pretty good spot for eating pussy.

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Ogurisama
02/10/21 1:43:24 PM
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ArvTheGreat
02/10/21 2:19:42 PM
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Arv has sex in the shower all the time

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Cacciato
02/10/21 2:47:40 PM
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man101 posted...
But then you're getting all the water and she's naked in a shower and probably wet which gets really fucking cold really quickly.
I mean shes only gonna be cold for 10 or 15 seconds
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