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BloodMoon7
02/12/21 5:53:54 PM
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She doesn't have plans for Valentine's day and I think it won't be awkward if I show up on the date she won't be having to give her a box of chocolates.

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g0ldie
02/12/21 5:55:43 PM
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maybe you should take your maid on a date

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BloodMoon7
02/12/21 6:00:36 PM
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g0ldie posted...
maybe you should take your maid on a date
She's a woman and that's kinda gross. I'm not saying womans are gross, I'm sure they're very much not gross. But imagine kissing a woman. Eww.

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Tobi011
02/12/21 6:03:15 PM
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BloodMoon7 posted...
She's a woman and that's kinda gross. I'm not saying womans are gross, I'm sure they're very much not gross. But imagine kissing a woman. Eww.
You don't have to kiss her. Just take her out for a good time. She probably deserves it.
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BloodMoon7
02/12/21 6:09:32 PM
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Tobi011 posted...
You don't have to kiss her. Just take her out for a good time. She probably deserves it.
She's not my sister. I learned recently that going out on a date with your sibling is actually ok. So if you don't kiss on your date, I'm assuming it's because that's your sister/brother and I respect your family time.

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KiwiTerraRizing
02/12/21 6:10:11 PM
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Whats better than Roses on the piano? Tulips on the organ.

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Simp
02/12/21 6:10:50 PM
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I wish I had a maid

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David1988
02/12/21 6:10:57 PM
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BloodMoon7 posted...
She's not my sister. I learned recently that going out on a date with your sibling is actually ok. So if you don't kiss on your date, I'm assuming it's because that's your sister/brother and I respect your family time.

Fair point, its similar to how after a certain age two guys shouldnt hang out alone in the same room as each other.

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BloodMoon7
02/12/21 6:13:18 PM
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David1988 posted...
Fair point, its similar to how after a certain age two guys shouldnt hang out alone in the same room as each other.
Huh? I thought it's fine as long as they don't kiss each other good night... Relationships are complicated.

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BloodMoon7
02/12/21 6:13:48 PM
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Simp posted...
I wish I had a maid
Username checks out

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Lost_All_Senses
02/12/21 6:14:29 PM
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But her a mop with her name embedded on it.

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Thighon
02/12/21 6:14:32 PM
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I just cannot wrap my head around having a maid. It doesn't make any kinda sense to me
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RedJackson
02/12/21 6:15:33 PM
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David1988 posted...
Fair point, its similar to how after a certain age two guys shouldnt hang out alone in the same room as each other.

You can still slap eachothers ass after a good football catch though :'^)


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Dark_SilverX
02/12/21 6:16:22 PM
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Yes, feed the chocolates to her

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BloodMoon7
02/12/21 6:21:04 PM
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Thighon posted...
I just cannot wrap my head around having a maid. It doesn't make any kinda sense to me
I don't see why not. Maids have been around since the dinosaur era.

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Lost_All_Senses
02/12/21 6:23:55 PM
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Dinosaurs with maids, you say?

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BloodMoon7
02/12/21 6:26:58 PM
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Lost_All_Senses posted...
Dinosaurs with maids, you say?
The dinosaurs died out because the maids were inept.

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divot1338
02/12/21 6:27:35 PM
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Yes. Then after gauging her response to your gift you can either take your shot or tell her that you expect her to place one of the chocolates on your pillow after she makes it every morning.

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Choco
02/12/21 6:33:42 PM
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BloodMoon7 posted...
Huh? I thought it's fine as long as they don't kiss each other good night... Relationships are complicated.


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BloodMoon7
02/12/21 6:36:54 PM
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Hey I think I remember that topic

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NoxObscuras
02/12/21 6:51:03 PM
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David1988 posted...
Fair point, its similar to how after a certain age two guys shouldnt hang out alone in the same room as each other.
Lmao what? That's not a thing. That just screams insecurity.



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viewmaster_pi
02/12/21 6:58:01 PM
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i wish i had a dinosaur maid

maidosaurus

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BloodMoon7
02/12/21 7:12:53 PM
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dolomedes posted...
this changes my response to the topic lol

yes, that would be nice
You were going to say something hateful and then go simp for any CEgal except me weren't you? Typical CE.

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skermac
02/12/21 7:14:43 PM
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BloodMoon7 posted...
She's a woman and that's kinda gross. I'm not saying womans are gross, I'm sure they're very much not gross. But imagine kissing a woman. Eww.


i only kiss women but im a straight guy

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BloodMoon7
02/12/21 7:20:08 PM
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skermac posted...
i only kiss women but im a straight guy
You want a medal or something

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Nah she knows that I know that she knows that I know she said that I didn't ask but she told me any way that she would never have anything to do with me. Unless we got married but she only dates her husband but if she only dates her husband and she won't get married without at least going on a date, I'm not sure how that works because she doesn't have husband because she isn't married.

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BloodMoon7
02/12/21 7:21:05 PM
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Or wife!

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g0ldie
02/12/21 9:30:22 PM
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I feel shaken to the core

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MorbidFaithless
02/12/21 9:44:02 PM
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You could get her a gift card

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yunalenne10
02/12/21 9:59:17 PM
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Age difference?

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BloodMoon7
02/12/21 10:01:45 PM
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She's 5 years older than me why

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Choco
02/12/21 10:25:07 PM
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