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El Mexicano Texano
02/14/21 3:51:22 PM
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Pot of Greed has been banned since 2005 to the point that people legitimately don't even know what it does anymore or why it got banned, it's been that long already.


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The23rdMagus
02/14/21 3:53:41 PM
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Necropotence, and good riddance. Hated trying to play "beat the clock" in high school. Once Delusions came out, game over man, game over.

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DravenRainrix
02/14/21 3:54:07 PM
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Apparently Kinder Eggs are banned there.
Cause they're dangerous.

In America you can buy a gun and million bullets.
A burger with more calories in than someone needs for a week.
But you can't buy a chocolate egg cause it's dangerous.


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HylianFox
02/14/21 3:54:35 PM
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DravenRainrix posted...
Kinder Eggs


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The_Creep_2020
02/14/21 3:55:00 PM
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DravenRainrix posted...
Apparently Kinder Eggs are banned there.
Cause they're dangerous.

In America you can buy a gun and million bullets.
A burger with more calories in than someone needs for a week.
But you can't buy a chocolate egg cause it's dangerous.

To be fair, its because Americans devour chocolate eggs like snakes.

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Stewman_Magoo
02/14/21 3:55:37 PM
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Toy guns

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HANGtheDJ_86
02/14/21 3:55:44 PM
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Bagged milk

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El Mexicano Texano
02/14/21 3:56:21 PM
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This Pokemon episode is also banned

https://youtu.be/QFhgbpt7eKY


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HylianFox
02/14/21 3:56:40 PM
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The_Creep_2020 posted...
To be fair, its because Americans devour chocolate eggs like snakes.

banning Kinder Eggs really just highlights the fact that we're too stupid and/or ravenous to open them first
>_>

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BilalPowell
02/14/21 3:57:09 PM
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eating road kill is banned in several states

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545x39
02/14/21 3:57:23 PM
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smh, democrats banned kinder eggs

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RiKuToTheMiGhtY
02/14/21 3:57:58 PM
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I never knew kinder eggs were banned.

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BobanMarjanovic
02/14/21 3:58:27 PM
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Only criminals should have guns tbh

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DravenRainrix
02/14/21 3:59:52 PM
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BobanMarjanovic posted...
Only criminals should have guns tbh

And kinder eggs.

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HylianFox
02/14/21 4:00:17 PM
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DravenRainrix posted...
And kinder eggs.

Kinder Guns that shoot small plastic toys

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El Mexicano Texano
02/14/21 4:00:23 PM
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SerperiorThanU posted...
Banned by the government or banned by various private companies?

If konami bans yu-gi-oh cards at least we know they would be smart enough to ban guns

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Hayame Zero
02/14/21 4:00:24 PM
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SerperiorThanU posted...
Banned by the government or banned by various private companies?
Government. FDA, specifically.

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spikethedevil
02/14/21 4:01:07 PM
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Was going to say Kinda Eggs are banned for children's safety without even a hint of irony.

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Payzmaykr
02/14/21 4:01:34 PM
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Donald Trump.

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yutterh
02/14/21 4:01:48 PM
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DravenRainrix posted...
Apparently Kinder Eggs are banned there.
Cause they're dangerous.

In America you can buy a gun and million bullets.
A burger with more calories in than someone needs for a week.
But you can't buy a chocolate egg cause it's dangerous.

Um what? You can buy kinder eggs in america lol

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Rika_Furude
02/14/21 4:01:54 PM
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MabusIncarnate
02/14/21 4:02:51 PM
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Sleeping with your sister

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KawiKa
02/14/21 4:03:01 PM
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Haggis.

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El Mexicano Texano
02/14/21 4:03:39 PM
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KawiKa posted...
Haggis.

What's this?

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HylianFox
02/14/21 4:04:04 PM
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El Mexicano Texano posted...
What's this?

sheep guts boiled in a sheep's stomach

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El Mexicano Texano
02/14/21 4:05:04 PM
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HylianFox posted...
sheep guts boiled in a sheep's stomach

What's bad about that? I've eaten menudo which is cow tummy

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TheRealDill2024
02/14/21 4:05:50 PM
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yutterh posted...
DravenRainrix posted...
Apparently Kinder Eggs are banned there.
Cause they're dangerous.

In America you can buy a gun and million bullets.
A burger with more calories in than someone needs for a week.
But you can't buy a chocolate egg cause it's dangerous.

Um what? You can buy kinder eggs in america lol they are sold in my circle k where I work.

Exactly. I see them all the time
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Bloodmoon77
02/14/21 4:06:51 PM
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DravenRainrix posted...
Apparently Kinder Eggs are banned there.
Cause they're dangerous.

In America you can buy a gun and million bullets.
A burger with more calories in than someone needs for a week.
But you can't buy a chocolate egg cause it's dangerous.
Wait really?? We've been selling them at my target for years..

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DravenRainrix
02/14/21 4:08:35 PM
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TheRealDill2024 posted...
Exactly. I see them all the time

Is that kinder Eggs or Kinder Joy?
Kinder Eggs are hollow chocolate eggs with a toy inside. There was a law in America that forbid having inedibles within edibles. They did release Kinder Joys where there was 2 seperate sections, one with chocolate and one with the toy.

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Trumble
02/14/21 4:09:28 PM
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The Kinder eggs you get in America are not the same ones that you get elsewhere (unless they've changed that now).

The international ones have a plastic capsule *inside* the chocolate egg, with a toy in it. From what I've heard, the American ones basically half the egg is chocolate and the other half is the capsule, neither's "inside" the other.

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KawiKa
02/14/21 4:09:38 PM
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Bloodmoon77 posted...
Wait really?? We've been selling them at my target for years..
I think your kinder eggs are different compared to everywhere else.

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Jiek_Fafn
02/14/21 4:09:55 PM
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To clear things up. Kinder eggs are not banned. They were until like 3 years ago. Then they started selling them where it's 2 separate halves. One is candy. The other is the toy.

Kinder Joy is the American version. Kinder Surprise is the everyone else version.

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cadcrafter
02/14/21 4:10:21 PM
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TheRealDill2024 posted...
Exactly. I see them all the time
I think its a different kind with they toy on the "outside" of the egg (to clarify, I'm pretty sure the rule that they're banned by is that you can't have inedibles encased in food)

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The23rdMagus
02/14/21 4:10:58 PM
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El Mexicano Texano posted...
What's bad about that? I've eaten menudo which is cow tummy
It's not exactly banned, but one of the ingredients (sheep lung) can't be imported into the US, if I recall.

Haggis is sort of like scrapple - nothing goes to waste. Sheep offal is seasoned, mixed with oats, stuffed into a stomach casing and boiled until done.

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mustachedmystic
02/14/21 4:11:25 PM
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KawiKa posted...
Haggis.
only illegal if you stuff it with cheap plastic toys.

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El Mexicano Texano
02/14/21 4:12:12 PM
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mustachedmystic posted...
only illegal if you stuff it with cheap plastic toys.

Kinder haggis?

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Zaltera
02/14/21 4:12:20 PM
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Unpasteurized milk, Japanese pufferfish, and lawn darts.

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DravenRainrix
02/14/21 4:13:29 PM
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American:


English:



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El Mexicano Texano
02/14/21 4:14:32 PM
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Did someone get injured or killed with a lawn dart? Those pufferfish should be banned in DKC2 those things get fat blow up and send spikes flying everywhere

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HylianFox
02/14/21 4:16:00 PM
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El Mexicano Texano posted...
Those pufferfish should be banned in DKC2 those things get fat blow up and send spikes flying everywhere

yeah, fuck those guys

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teep_
02/14/21 4:17:42 PM
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Walking across the road other than at a crossing

Land of the free, everyone!
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yutterh
02/14/21 4:18:06 PM
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Is it wrong that I agree with the US ban? It is pretty dangerous to put a non edible object in a edible one lol it makes no sense in my mind.

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teep_
02/14/21 4:18:37 PM
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Jiek_Fafn posted...

Kinder Joy is the American version.

Nope, we (Germany) have kinder Joys too. They're two sperate products
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HylianFox
02/14/21 4:20:18 PM
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yutterh posted...
Is it wrong that I agree with the US ban? It is pretty dangerous to put a non edible object in a edible one lol it makes no sense in my mind.

by this logic though it should be illegal to sell meat that still has bones in it

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samurai bandit
02/14/21 4:20:27 PM
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DravenRainrix posted...
American:


Everywhere else:


Fixed

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yutterh
02/14/21 4:22:30 PM
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HylianFox posted...
by this logic though it should be illegal to sell meat that still has bones in it

Good point lol but counter point, steak amd wings aren't usually given to kids.

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DravenRainrix
02/14/21 4:25:09 PM
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yutterh posted...
steak amd wings aren't usually given to kids.

Isn't that a normal breakfast for kids in America?

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