Poll of the Day > How often do you masturbate?

(+) Yeah! (+)

Asking for research.

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"As needed."

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I feel like going from daily to weekly is silly, there should be something in between of 1/1 and 1/7

A lot... Usually when there's time between seeing my BF... Like if it's just a day in between, I probably won't. But if it's a few days, then yeah...
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MICHALECOLE posted...

I feel like going from daily to weekly is silly, there should be something in between of 1/1 and 1/7

True. Weekly to monthly is a big jump, as well. As id Monthly to yearly... Maybe there should have been a couple times a week or something...
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MICHALECOLE posted...

I feel like going from daily to weekly is silly, there should be something in between of 1/1 and 1/7

I can not list everyones needs.

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wwinterj25 posted...

I can not list everyones needs.

Well I mean you had five other options

and I bet my life 2-3 times a week greatly outweighs once or zero times a year

but I could be wrong and its not that big of a deal.

anyway my answe is other: 2-4 times a week, sometimes less sometimes more. Like if I have a day or especially two off where my girlfriend is working? Im pushing 14 times a week. If I work six days and have one day off with my girlfriend? Probably zero times

I didn't give it that much thought. Stop your crying, pick other and show me how much you bash the bishop. This is important to my research.

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Weekly anymore. Used to be daily

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Every morning.

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Idk, anywhere from once a day to once a week depending on the weather.

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I don't. Nonlibidoist.

Went through the majority of my life not even knowing how / if I even could.

I do it about 5-8 times a day so about 40 a week. I've got a huge dong so I just enjoy treating it.

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MeteoricBurst posted...

Every morning.

"Some of us have to do it in the mornings to get our hearts started." -- Billy Connolly

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Some of you guys really gotta bump those numbers up, those are rookie numbers

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Went from twice a day throughout high school and most of college to 2-3 times a week currently

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Constantly, feverishly, aggressively with as much friction as possible.

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Probably 4, 5 times a week lately

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I dont, and I'm tired of being made to feel like a freak because of it. there are dozens of us. DOZENS!

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TheOkHornedRat posted...

I dont, and I'm tired of being made to feel like a freak because of it. there are dozens of us. DOZENS!

I'm watching you right now... And you're doing it...
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A few times a week. Maybe 3 or 4.

Almost daily, but usually miss a day or two a week.

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Learn about semen retention, and how it helps attract females and puts you on your A game.

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Almost never. I have plenty enough sex. And after sex I feel like a million bucks. After masturbation I feel a sloppy ass McChicken with too much mayo on it.

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It varies pretty wildly. Sometimes I'll go a week or more without, sometimes I'll go several times in a single day. I can't say I've really noticed a pattern.

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BADoglick posted...

Almost never. I have plenty enough sex. And after sex I feel like a million bucks. After masturbation I feel a sloppy ass McChicken with too much mayo on it.

Ew. How exactly are you ending your masturbation sessions?

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5 or 6 times a day

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Maybe twice a month

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More than daily but less than hourly

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Voted other, don't need to...GF can't get enough of it so never have an issue.

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Decoy77 posted...

Voted other, don't need to...GF can't get enough of it so never have an issue.

That is one horny Guardian Force.

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Philip027 posted...

I don't. Nonlibidoist.

Went through the majority of my life not even knowing how / if I even could.

Lol, I remember the unknowledgeable ages

Like... I didnt even know what it was

And (welp, were already on the topic so nothing is TMI) sometimes Id have erections that just were too much to the point it HURT and Im just like God! What am I supposed to do about this!?

lets just say I didnt take sex ed at homeschool

I mean, not that the topic wasnt attempted to be taught

but being that shy ass prudish kid in the country I still remember the day I was presented a piece of paper with diagrams of different organs

and I was like EWW GROSS -tosses the page and refuses to study such-

I mean I was just kind of ignorant but anyway

The times came where it became a normal thing, yeah, of course

And I never had a second thought about whether it affected me negatively or not

But as I got older, I realized

Its a waste of my soul, man!

So when youre younger it probably doesnt make a fuck of a difference

But its not like an unavoidable necessity anymore, either

Unless youre like. On stuff that makes it so. But then youre losing even more of your soul

Plus, it doesnt even feel like a solo experience anymore, theres always some piece of shit paranoia presence fucking everything up

So Im just like fuck yall, Im done

Stopped like a month or two ago, once again, cause its like the dude above said about being on your A game

But Im not worried about attracting females or whatever, its more about a basic sense of being able to enjoy life

Theres not as much euphoria, you (I) dont enjoy things as much, and it seems more difficult to even interact with people (Anxiety)

Which is weird, because it doesnt have anything to do with anyone else

But now there are no excuses, so if other people act weird around me, they can kiss my ass, cause Im not the one masturbating

You can still have dreams, anyway, and not have to feel like shit afterwards

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I like masturbation... It usually feels pretty good...
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I feel like "how many times a day" would be a more meaningful metric because most of those options are pointless.

BlackScythe0 posted...

I feel like "how many times a day" would be a more meaningful metric because most of those options are pointless.

Again other is a option so stop crying about poll options.

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Usually daily
HornedLion posted...

Learn about semen retention, and how it helps attract females and puts you on your A game.

I guess that has been my issue all along!

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wwinterj25 posted...

Again other is a option so stop crying about poll options.

No thank you.

wwinterj25 posted...

Again other is a option so stop crying about poll options.

Most likely, other is an option due your poor judgment.

Honestly winter you do make pretty bad polls. Like the one where you asked bout eye colour yet glaringly left off the most common one brown, including obscure shit like violet. This poll is not nearly as egregious though.

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Several times a day.

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BADoglick posted...

Almost never. I have plenty enough sex. And after sex I feel like a million bucks. After masturbation I feel a sloppy ass McChicken with too much mayo on it.

Sometimes I hypnox after sex

MICHALECOLE posted...

Sometimes I hypnox after sex

I sometimes do, as well. Like I'll have sex with my bf a few times. And after I go home, I sometimes get horny and jerk off...
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BlackScythe0 posted...

I feel like "how many times a day" would be a more meaningful metric because most of those options are pointless.

That should be the next poll.

"Daily" is a misleading option. There's a huge difference between someone who does it once a day and someone who does it half a dozen times a day, but they're all lumped together here.
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jsb0714 posted...

Most likely, other is an option due your poor judgment.

Other is a option because I'm to lazy to list everyones needs. I've already said this.

MeteoricBurst posted...

Honestly winter you do make pretty bad polls. Like the one where you asked bout eye colour yet glaringly left off the most common one brown, including obscure shit like violet. This poll is not nearly as egregious though.

Yet you're still here not only voting in them but commenting too so the show goes on.

ParanoidObsessive posted...

"Daily" is a misleading option. There's a huge difference between someone who does it once a day and someone who does it half a dozen times a day, but they're all lumped together here.

Then vote other and list what you personally do. That's the whole point in that option. Daily means just that. It's amazing how many folk cry about poll options when other can cover their specific choices.

Edit: My research is going well.

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wwinterj25 posted...

Yet you're still here not only voting in them but commenting too so the show goes on.

That doesn't change the validity of what I said now does it. So either make better polls or shut up about people criticising them. You being thin skinned is the one bad constant that stops you from being likeable. And no that matters not with me, but you are always complaining about being alone. Go figure.


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I believe I'll continue to make bad polls and point out how pathetic people are at crying about poll options when a option for them is already in place. I get more amusement that way. Still thanks for the bump. Research is important.

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Shameless bump for more research.

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wwinterj25 posted...

Other is a option because I'm to lazy to list everyones needs. I've already said this.

The options you did list were just crap due to poor judgment. I've already said this.

I mostly green day'd a decade ago or so but every so often I give it a go just for kicks and giggles and to make sure it still works.

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wolfy42 posted...

I mostly green day'd a decade ago or so but every so often I give it a go just for kicks and giggles and to make sure it still works.

Always good to try it out now and then.

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