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FortuneCookie
02/19/21 12:13:52 PM
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"This is Ancient China and Donald Trump is not my president!"

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lilORANG
02/19/21 12:15:07 PM
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That's a traditional Chinese haircut TC. Showing your ignorance
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FortuneCookie
02/19/21 12:16:03 PM
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I guess that's it for me then.

I hate the sight of that haircut. I'm officially old. Freeze me, pack me in ice, and ship me to Mars.
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DepreceV2
02/19/21 12:17:11 PM
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refmon
02/19/21 12:19:32 PM
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lilORANG posted...
That's a traditional Chinese haircut TC. Showing your ignorance


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divot1338
02/19/21 12:22:16 PM
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FortuneCookie posted...
I like ya cut g

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FortuneCookie
02/19/21 12:34:16 PM
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I get why this haircut exists. It's a sociopolitical statement.

Fascists like order. When you get down to it, fascism is the notion of order taken to its extreme. ("Get in line or be removed!") Fascists dislike the abstract or the asymmetrical. They want things symmetrical because symmetry is order. When a woman cuts one side of her hair, but not the other, she is making a statement that she is outside their control. She is outside their order. In that regard, it is a noble act of defiance against a tyrannical movement.

But it's gaudy as fuck. Hair is the make-it-or-break-it attribute for physical attraction. The more young women are encouraged to make their statement with their hair, the fewer attractive women there are in the world. It's such a turnoff for me that I won't save a group photo if one person in the picture has that kind of hairstyle.

And it's rapidly becoming the default way for young women and men to express themselves. If you want to show that a character is trendy, that they have a finger on the pulse of what youth culture is all about, you give them that hipster haircut.


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FarFromFields
02/19/21 12:35:29 PM
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FortuneCookie posted...
I get why this haircut exists. It's a sociopolitical statement.

Fascists like order. When you get down to it, fascism is the notion of order taken to its extreme. ("Get in line or be removed!") Fascists dislike the abstract or the asymmetrical. They want things symmetrical because symmetry is order. When a woman cuts one side of her hair, but not the other, she is making a statement that she is outside their control. She is outside their order.

But it's gaudy as fuck. Hair is the make-it-or-break-it attribute for physical attraction. The more young women are encouraged to make their statement with their hair, the fewer attractive women there are in the world. It's such a turnoff for me that I won't save a group photo if one person in the picture has that kind of hairstyle.

And it's rapidly becoming the default way for young women and men to express themselves. If you want to show that a character is trendy, that they have a finger on the pulse of what youth culture is all about, you give them that hipster haircut.

None of those women find you attractive anyways, so why worry.

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TommyG663513
02/19/21 12:36:35 PM
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Yeah it's an ugly haircut. Woke haircuts tend to be super ugly.

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Rathinor
02/19/21 12:36:49 PM
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FarFromFields posted...
None of those women find you attractive anyways, so why worry.
TC rekt
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viewmaster_pi
02/19/21 12:37:03 PM
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hair is like singers for your band, if it's bad, the whole thing is ruined

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FortuneCookie
02/19/21 12:37:57 PM
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viewmaster_pi posted...
hair is like singers for your band, if it's bad, the whole thing is ruined

Well said.
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PG_Era
02/19/21 12:39:29 PM
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FarFromFields posted...
None of those women find you attractive anyways, so why worry.

FortuneCookie posted...
Well said.


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Hornezz
02/19/21 12:39:38 PM
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FortuneCookie posted...
Fascists like order. When you get down to it, fascism is the notion of order taken to its extreme. ("Get in line or be removed!") Fascists dislike the abstract or the asymmetrical. They want things symmetrical because symmetry is order. When a woman cuts one side of her hair, but not the other, she is making a statement that she is outside their control. She is outside their order. In that regard, it is a noble act of defiance against a tyrannical movement.

The typical Hitler Jugend hairdo literally had shaved sides and hair combed to the side asymmetrically.



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ScazarMeltex
02/19/21 12:40:07 PM
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Imagine being triggered by a cartoon haircut.

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Balrog0
02/19/21 12:40:31 PM
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Seems fine to me, I don't even notice anything about it that you're talking about

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MARKINGRAM22
02/19/21 12:40:53 PM
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TommyG663513 posted...
Yeah it's an ugly haircut. Woke haircuts tend to be super ugly.
Taking care of your appearance is part of the patriarchy.
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FortuneCookie
02/19/21 12:43:22 PM
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Hornezz posted...
The typical Hitler Jugend hairdo literally had shaved sides and hair combed to the side asymmetrically.


>fascists demand symmetry in art
>fascists standardize asymmetry in children's hair

I can't say I'm surprised about the Nazis being hypocrites, but it's pretty shocking to see the fascist cut of yesteryear become the antifascist cut of today. I'm going to start referring to those as Jugend cuts. I'm not above drawing allusions to Hitler to shame people away from having a bad haircut.

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sLaCkEr408___RJ
02/19/21 12:43:56 PM
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Woke haircuts. Yal remember when people said long hair was for hippies.
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FortuneCookie
02/19/21 12:44:01 PM
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Regarding that historical photo, it's sad to see a young person's mind filled with hate.
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TommyG663513
02/19/21 12:44:06 PM
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MARKINGRAM22 posted...
Taking care of your appearance is part of the patriarchy.

Don't want to cater to that male gaze

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FortuneCookie
02/19/21 12:45:14 PM
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sLaCkEr408___RJ posted...
Woke haircuts. Yal remember when people said long hair was for hippies.

That was before my generation. Women and men alike look sexier with long hair.

I'd grow a beautiful mane if I could. Instead, my hair grows out like an Irish fro.
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Lorthremar
02/19/21 12:46:27 PM
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FortuneCookie posted...
I get why this haircut exists. It's a sociopolitical statement.

Fascists like order. When you get down to it, fascism is the notion of order taken to its extreme. ("Get in line or be removed!") Fascists dislike the abstract or the asymmetrical. They want things symmetrical because symmetry is order. When a woman cuts one side of her hair, but not the other, she is making a statement that she is outside their control. She is outside their order. In that regard, it is a noble act of defiance against a tyrannical movement.

But it's gaudy as fuck. Hair is the make-it-or-break-it attribute for physical attraction. The more young women are encouraged to make their statement with their hair, the fewer attractive women there are in the world. It's such a turnoff for me that I won't save a group photo if one person in the picture has that kind of hairstyle.

And it's rapidly becoming the default way for young women and men to express themselves. If you want to show that a character is trendy, that they have a finger on the pulse of what youth culture is all about, you give them that hipster haircut.

ROFLLL holy fuck i cannot imagine being this redpilled

dog get some help, go outside. i promise women aren't that scary.

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Hornezz
02/19/21 12:48:14 PM
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FortuneCookie posted...
>fascists demand symmetry in art
>fascists standardize asymmetry in children's hair

I can't say I'm surprised about the Nazis being hypocrites, but it's pretty shocking to see the fascist cut of yesteryear become the antifascist cut of today. I'm going to start referring to those as Jugend cuts. I'm not above drawing allusions to Hitler to shame people away from having a bad haircut.

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I think you missed the point of what I was trying to say: it's pretty silly to link a hairstyle to either fascism or antifascism just because it's asymmetrical.

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ZevLoveDOOM
02/19/21 12:48:57 PM
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ugh, girl, that cut is sooooo last year...
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SPE
02/19/21 12:49:37 PM
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I want to speak to the dynasty manager!

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Jabodie
02/19/21 12:49:54 PM
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Is this a parody thread?

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divot1338
02/19/21 12:58:35 PM
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FortuneCookie posted...
That was before my generation. Women and men alike look sexier with long hair.

I'd grow a beautiful mane if I could. Instead, my hair grows out like an Irish fro.
Ironically an undercut haircut like that fixes that somewhat. There are obviously limits to what a haircut can do though.

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Ivynn
02/19/21 1:00:43 PM
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What a strange topic

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NinjaWarrior455
02/19/21 1:02:34 PM
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Jabodie posted...
Is this a parody thread?
Looking at who some of the posters are this seems to be entirely serious.

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FortuneCookie
02/19/21 1:04:48 PM
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Hornezz posted...
I think you missed the point of what I was trying to say: it's pretty silly to link a hairstyle to either fascism or antifascism just because it's asymmetrical.

Nope. I'm now calling out both sides of the political spectrum on the presence of Jugend cuts.
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EndOfZangoose
02/19/21 1:05:09 PM
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Jabodie posted...
Is this a parody thread?
No, TC just isnt a smart person.
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FortuneCookie
02/19/21 1:06:54 PM
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I'm stupid for not liking a haircut. Okay.
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Frolex
02/19/21 1:10:10 PM
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FortuneCookie posted...
I get why this haircut exists. It's a sociopolitical statement.

Fascists like order. When you get down to it, fascism is the notion of order taken to its extreme. ("Get in line or be removed!") Fascists dislike the abstract or the asymmetrical. They want things symmetrical because symmetry is order. When a woman cuts one side of her hair, but not the other, she is making a statement that she is outside their control. She is outside their order. In that regard, it is a noble act of defiance against a tyrannical movement.

But it's gaudy as fuck. Hair is the make-it-or-break-it attribute for physical attraction. The more young women are encouraged to make their statement with their hair, the fewer attractive women there are in the world. It's such a turnoff for me that I won't save a group photo if one person in the picture has that kind of hairstyle.

And it's rapidly becoming the default way for young women and men to express themselves. If you want to show that a character is trendy, that they have a finger on the pulse of what youth culture is all about, you give them that hipster haircut.


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EndOfZangoose
02/19/21 1:10:19 PM
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FortuneCookie posted...
I'm stupid for not liking a haircut. Okay.
Youre literally crying over a haircut. A smart person wouldnt do that.
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FortuneCookie
02/19/21 1:12:06 PM
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EndOfZangoose posted...
Youre literally crying over a haircut. A smart person wouldnt do that.

A lot of people have cried over worse.

Unless you define intelligence in some arbitrary manner, "An intelligent person wouldn't discuss hairstyles on a video game message board," there have been plenty of intelligent people get mad over the dumbest things.
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BeautifulBlaze
02/19/21 1:16:07 PM
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Spider-Gwen from Into the Spiderverse looked cool with it

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/BWX8kTUXrWg/maxresdefault.jpg

Hell, most fan art of her uses this version rather than the comics version XD

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FortuneCookie
02/19/21 1:26:32 PM
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She's literally the reason I haven't seen it yet.

I own a DVD copy. I can't bring myself to watch it.
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nfearurspecimn
02/19/21 1:28:55 PM
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I don't mind the haircut, but it's definitely not attractive to me.

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MC_BatCommander
02/19/21 1:29:55 PM
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FortuneCookie posted...
She's literally the reason I haven't seen it yet.

I own a DVD copy. I can't bring myself to watch it.

So paid money to support the thing you don't like so much

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FortuneCookie
02/19/21 1:31:19 PM
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MC_BatCommander posted...
So paid money to support the thing you don't like so much

A dollar. It was from a video store that was going out of business.

I'll probably watch it before going to Universal Studios this summer. I'll watch it as a tie-in before going on the Spider-Man ride.
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CruelBuffalo
02/19/21 1:32:52 PM
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RchHomieQuanChi
02/19/21 1:32:56 PM
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TC must be Jeremy Hambly

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xyphilia
02/19/21 1:33:10 PM
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*skims topic*

Erm... Am I the only one who thought this was gonna be about bad film cuts? Like maybe shaky cam, bad editing, etc? And that disney finally had poor quality control.

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LightHawKnight
02/19/21 1:34:12 PM
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lilORANG posted...
That's a traditional Chinese haircut TC. Showing your ignorance

Is it? I haven't seen that before in any of those ancient china dramas my parents watched. Granted, it has been a while, but still only really remember the long hair style with all the hair ornament stuff.

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FortuneCookie
02/19/21 1:34:55 PM
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xyphilia posted...
*skims topic*

Erm... Am I the only one who thought this was gonna be about bad film cuts? Like maybe shaky cam, bad editing, etc? And that disney finally had poor quality control.

Oh, I can totally read that in the title now.

Yeah, I'm not too keen on rapid editing or shaky came either.
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divot1338
02/19/21 1:35:04 PM
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LightHawKnight posted...
Is it? I haven't seen that before in any of those ancient china dramas my parents watched. Granted, it has been a while, but still only really remember the long hair style with all the hair ornament stuff.
Lets be real. They dont have that haircut because its traditional.

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PoundGarden
02/19/21 1:35:10 PM
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It's not a preferred look for me, but at least it's not a full on pixie boy cut.

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vigorm0rtis
02/19/21 1:35:59 PM
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FortuneCookie posted...
I get why this haircut exists. It's a sociopolitical statement.


It's not.

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