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uwnim
03/04/21 1:56:35 PM
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You are standing at a T junction. Your dog spontaneously combusted and is now rushing towards you. To your left you see a toddler who just spilled a bottle of cooking oil on itself. To your right there is a box with your most valuable possessions. Behind your dog there are a bunch of explosives.

If you do nothing, you will die. Do you send your dog down one of the other directions, or do you choose to die?


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CanuckCowboy
03/04/21 1:57:51 PM
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Is my dog gonna explode?

How would I die in this scenario? Also I attempt to smother the flames and save my imaginary dog.

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TheOtherMike
03/04/21 1:58:13 PM
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tote_all posted...
Toddler is such an obvious answer.

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Funkydog
03/04/21 1:58:50 PM
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I toss it at the centre of the crossroads, then tell him to sit and roll over.

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uwnim
03/04/21 1:58:53 PM
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CanuckCowboy posted...
Is my dog gonna explode?

How would I die in this scenario? Also I attempt to smother the flames and save my imaginary dog.
Your burning dog will jump at you trying to get help and cause you to get severe burns that result in your death.


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The Top Crusader
03/04/21 2:00:33 PM
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I make a deal with the crossroads demon.

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Lost_All_Senses
03/04/21 2:00:59 PM
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Im laughing too much to answer. By the time I get my thoughts together my dog tackles me and I wrestle around with him in a giant fireball

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SPE
03/04/21 2:02:27 PM
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Lmao best topic ever

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Smackems
03/04/21 2:03:38 PM
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Wtf how do I save my dog

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CanuckCowboy
03/04/21 2:04:19 PM
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Smackems posted...
Wtf how do I save my dog

I'm still gonna take my chances trying to put the good boy out tbh. I'll die a hero.

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Smackems
03/04/21 2:15:09 PM
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CanuckCowboy posted...
I'm still gonna take my chances trying to put the good boy out tbh. I'll die a hero.
Damn skippy

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