Current Events > Tried tequila for the first time. It's so bad. I'm so drunk tho

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Chewtarch
03/09/21 9:59:54 PM
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also, Yakuza is NOT the series to play if you're trying to quit smoking. It's been like...maybe 6? weeks since I've smoked but godDAMN they make it look so good and so satisfying. Literally every character is just taking drags, all day every day

Oh, it's the Rock's tequila btw

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EricDraven59
03/09/21 10:05:24 PM
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Yes a long time ago i had about 10 shots of tequila and i ended up in the bath tub for a while not able to get up. Not with water or anything in there, i just somehow found my way into the tub and was laying there for a long time. Tequila smells so bad, maybe its just me though after all the times I've gotten drunk in the past. Though these days i barely drink anymore, have so many memories of getting wasted in the past. One time i drank different shots of various alcohols with friends and well i remember laying in my apartment complex parking lot drunk dialing people.
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Chewtarch
03/09/21 10:12:42 PM
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oh man why did you put the thought to drunk dial in my head

im gonna be so fuckin hungover geez

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orangefire25
03/09/21 10:14:18 PM
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Tequila honestly tastes abhorrent. Not even because it burns or something, the actual flavor is disgusting.

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Pandamonic
03/09/21 10:15:05 PM
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Yes, it's so, so bad. Probably my worst alcohol experience.
I'll just have some Glenlivet instead. Nice and smooth.

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ElatedVenusaur
03/09/21 10:15:39 PM
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I don't mind tequila, but it's definitely not something you trifle with. It'll ruin you.
Rum and whiskey are more my jam for hard liquor though. Oh, and gin is pretty good too.
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Phynaster
03/09/21 10:17:15 PM
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If you're gonna drink tequila by itself you need to buy quality tequila. This applies to any spirit.

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thronedfire2
03/09/21 10:17:58 PM
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I drank a whole 750 of tequila once and woke up in my car in the driveway of the house I was drinking at

in the middle of January

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EricDraven59
03/09/21 10:18:50 PM
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Maybe you should drunk dial someone lol. I used to do that to my ex a lot and she actually was quite amused by my drunk calls.

Anyways have you ever had a Four Horseman?

Ingredients
  • ounce Jim Beam bourbon
  • ounce Jack Daniels whiskey
  • ounce Johnnie Walker scotch
  • ounce Jose Cuervo gold tequila
And you serve it up in a glass straight up , no ice. I had this at a party one time and man i was so wasted (had a few other drinks with it)
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Phynaster
03/09/21 10:21:14 PM
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EricDraven59 posted...
Maybe you should drunk dial someone lol. I used to do that to my ex a lot and she actually was quite amused by my drunk calls.

Anyways have you ever had a Four Horseman?

Ingredients
* ounce Jim Beam bourbon
* ounce Jack Daniels whiskey
* ounce Johnnie Walker scotch
* ounce Jose Cuervo gold tequila
And you serve it up in a glass straight up , no ice. I had this at a party one time and man i was so wasted (had a few other drinks with it)
That's literally only an ounce of alcohol, and if you're gonna drink spirits straight, fuckin enjoy them

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Chewtarch
03/09/21 10:21:39 PM
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Phynaster posted...
If you're gonna drink tequila by itself you need to buy quality tequila. This applies to any spirit.
i drink for the sole purpose of getting drunk, so swill does just fine

ElatedVenusaur posted...
I don't mind tequila, but it's definitely not something you trifle with. It'll ruin you.
Rum and whiskey are more my jam for hard liquor though. Oh, and gin is pretty good too.
rum is my guy but i couldnt resist the peoples tequila

EricDraven59 posted...
Maybe you should drunk dial someone lol
lol foh. the ppl i'd dial are either psychos or like, years removed from me

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Yadoken
03/09/21 10:23:01 PM
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tc, you probably should try something for first timers or girls (I don't mean that derogatively, I just mean women tend to like fruity/sweet flavors) or something like casa migos reposado.

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Phynaster
03/09/21 10:25:45 PM
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Chewtarch posted...
i drink for the sole purpose of getting drunk, so swill does just fine
Lol, well that's fair then.

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EricDraven59
03/09/21 10:26:53 PM
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@Phynaster maybe i have the ingredients amount wrong. But the liquors are the right ones. You either can serve is in a glass which i guess would be more large amount or as a shot which would make sense with the 1 ounce total. I was also drinking Goldschlger shots that night.
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Chewtarch
03/09/21 10:44:10 PM
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guzzle poison

feel good

it just makes sense

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Phynaster
03/09/21 11:21:01 PM
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Chewtarch posted...
guzzle poison

feel good

it just makes sense
lmao.

Drank a bottle of St. Bernardus Christmas Ale and I'm feelin goooooooooood. In class at the moment too, which is fun.

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Turbam
03/09/21 11:21:29 PM
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I'm partial to vodka myself.

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Bloodmoon77
03/09/21 11:22:41 PM
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Tequila is the only alcohol I can drink straight and feel great. I'm a monster

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Chewtarch
03/09/21 11:31:24 PM
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Phynaster posted...
lmao.

Drank a bottle of St. Bernardus Christmas Ale and I'm feelin goooooooooood. In class at the moment too, which is fun.
hardcore man. drunk you is breezing thru class. what a tank

Turbam posted...
I'm partial to vodka myself.
vodka is reserved for when im really watching my calorie intake. or when im dirt poor, but that hasnt been for quite a while now

Bloodmoon77 posted...
Tequila is the only alcohol I can drink straight and feel great. I'm a monster
hey you said it not me

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i am straight up never having tequila again lmao. god is punishing me for my hubris. the babylonians got dick on me

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Phynaster
03/09/21 11:32:59 PM
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Chewtarch posted...
hardcore man. drunk you is breezing thru class. what a tank
I just have to turn my camera off so I'm not making dumb faces at the camera as I shitpost in the zoom chat lol

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Chewtarch
03/09/21 11:35:32 PM
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man that's making me nostalgic for when i was a slosh and was juggling 2 jobs and college. ended up bailing on the schooling, but the nostalgia remains. i'm pretty sure i never liked being drunk in class, but the nostalgia. it remains

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Chewtarch
03/09/21 11:40:13 PM
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why music make you cry when drunk

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Shablagoo
03/09/21 11:44:11 PM
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Did you use salt and a lime? I love tequila and it gives a great buzz but yeah it can be pretty strong. I drink a bottle once a month maybe. Mostly stick to brandy, whiskey, or gin.

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Chewtarch
03/09/21 11:45:42 PM
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no. also, no genocide proponents allowed itt get out

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Chewtarch
03/09/21 11:54:00 PM
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work tomorrow is gonna suck dick man

wait i shouldnt say that since it's something good

work tomorrow is gonna suck...it's gonna suck...

damn man what do i say? work tomorrow is gonna suck eggs

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Chewtarch
03/09/21 11:59:06 PM
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no, listen ok. sucking dick is good. it's one of the manliest things you can do, if you care about that sort of thing. as long as the sucking party isnt lame and enjoys giving head, it's great for both parties involved

it's great ok. i'm not drunk youre drunk

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TheBlueMonk_
03/09/21 11:59:57 PM
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i remember once my friends wanted to throw a party for one of our friends. so we asked him what he wanted to drink. he goes tequila and we all collectively looked at each other and said "uhh why"

we did it

we got turnt

too turnt.

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Chewtarch
03/10/21 12:01:36 AM
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no cab. pizza first

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Chewtarch
03/10/21 12:03:16 AM
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idgaf my drunk mouth want pizza. idc what perversions you put on top of it (pepperoni dope tho best topping, that and anchovies)

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Chewtarch
03/10/21 12:05:21 AM
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you can engage in whatever crimes against god you want, as long as i can taste hot grease tn

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Chewtarch
03/10/21 12:08:39 AM
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it's the tequila

how could i say no to this face https://i.imgur.com/ESKoQCZ.png

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TheBlueMonk_
03/10/21 12:11:19 AM
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hold on let me catch up TC. i got some cheap ass costco vodka.

i have work in the morning but all i have is a meeting at 9am and then at 10am and then at 1pm wtf why do we have so many god damn meetings.

and in between time i have to update windows on these old ass computers. wtf just buy new ones, we get all our money from mark zucker fuck just have him buy more.

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EricDraven59
03/10/21 12:25:54 AM
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@TheBlueMonk_ talking about cheap vodka, one time i shared this plastic bottle of popov with a friend. Well i never did that again. My throat burned so bad with each shot. And i felt imagined it tasted about how bad isopropyl rubbing alcohol would taste


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Chewtarch
03/10/21 12:28:38 AM
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oh lordy. how am i hungover while drunk. tonight is gonna be one for the history books folks

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I4NRulez
03/10/21 12:29:44 AM
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Top shelf tequila is really fucking good

shitty tequila tastes awful but will get you drunk quick

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Jiggy101011
03/10/21 12:31:23 AM
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My go to drink for taste will always be bacardi and diet coke. However, my father in law has shown me to some good tequilas I enjoy drinking straight.

Try some Altos.

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Chewtarch
03/10/21 12:39:35 AM
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yeah thanks man and peace to you too. i'll be alright. boss aint in tomorrow so i can roll up fashionably late. turning in now as well. cranking that simpsons up and gonna pass the fuck out

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Phynaster
03/10/21 12:40:25 AM
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Sleep well you beautiful drunk peeps.

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Chewtarch
03/10/21 12:41:15 AM
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dont think im going to bed before wishing u a good night too bro

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Veggeta X
03/10/21 9:36:19 AM
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TC I don't think Jar Jar is that bad of a character

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Chewtarch
03/10/21 9:39:06 AM
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I feel like there is a balloon in my head that keeps inflating, pushing outwards all around my skull. Also my mouth tastes like...idk but it tastes bad. The brushing and mouthwash didn't help at all. I think I need to hydrate hella badly

And yea I started watching the simpsons a few weeks ago after not having seen it since I was a kid. Seasons 3 - 7 genuinely have me laughing pretty much every episode. Season 8 has some classics too. I watch those seasons on repeat all the time. Last week I finally pushed thru and watched up to season 25. It gets really fucking bad. It turns into a pastiche of the bad seasons of family guy

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lemondrop7
03/10/21 9:39:46 AM
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Does anyone remember back in the day people would pretend to be drunk for some reason and post cringe like umm som drunkbf I h adv 8 shts of wihskey n I love Im u all! Im talking 2010 gamefaqs/mIRC. This was the most obnoxious shit ever

seeing tc actually being drunk and typing normally (where maybe they made a few typos but did what everyone does when drunk, delete the mistake squint their left eye, and type it again) just reminded me of that embarrassing time

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