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No_U_L7
03/10/21 1:50:26 PM
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my boss called me asking why i was late to work
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G-Ziss
03/10/21 2:03:14 PM
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Did you say it was because you were dreaming about her?
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No_U_L7
03/10/21 2:06:21 PM
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G-Ziss posted...
Did you say it was because you were dreaming about her?


im not the kind of guy to risk getting fired
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Pome
03/10/21 2:07:33 PM
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My boss has a porn star voice. Sometimes I close my eyes during zoom meetings and imagine a different, sexier face sweet talking to me
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Vicious_Dios
03/10/21 2:09:50 PM
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No_U_L7 posted...
im not the kind of guy to risk getting fired

But... you literally just said that you showed up to work late. <_<

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No_U_L7
03/10/21 2:17:19 PM
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Vicious_Dios posted...


But... you literally just said that you showed up to work late. <_<


That was the joke, how observant of you
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G-Ziss
03/10/21 2:32:00 PM
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Where exactly is the joke? It couldn't be a very good one if nobody got it.
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No_U_L7
03/10/21 2:34:23 PM
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G-Ziss posted...
Where exactly is the joke? It couldn't be a very good one if nobody got it.


maybe you need a laugh track
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jpenny2
03/10/21 2:34:59 PM
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Mom's are the best.

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DoGCyN
03/10/21 2:36:32 PM
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I woke up to my cat scratching my wall because she was hungry

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