Current Events > Quick gimme a sexual joke opener about suffocation

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deoxxys 03/11/21 9:41:46 PM #1:	its about me getting my breath cut off, by her thiccness or boobies For the tinderz --- twylite sprinkle http://tinyurl.com/jeqyas3 https://tinyurl.com/mgvx7h2 <cite>deoxxys posted [p:951616686] in Quick gimm... [t:79344051]...</cite> <quote>its about me getting my breath cut off, by her thiccness or boobies For the tinderz </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Dark_SilverX 03/11/21 9:42:26 PM #2:	hmm ayyy baby gurl u so thicc when ya sit on me i cant breathe --- Rather a Zoom Thanksgiving than an ICU Christmas. don't compare games to feces -- if you've an opinion worth mentioning, do so civilly <cite>Dark_SilverX posted [p:951616708] in Quick gimm... [t:79344051]...</cite> <quote>hmm ayyy baby gurl u so thicc when ya sit on me i cant breathe </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
cjsdowg 03/11/21 9:42:46 PM #3:	Girl you take my breath away. --- Bender: Well, everybody, I just saved a turtle. What have you done with your lives? <cite>cjsdowg posted [p:951616725] in Quick gimm... [t:79344051]...</cite> <quote>Girl you take my breath away. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Jabodie 03/11/21 9:42:53 PM #4:	That ass is like my belt. I wanna choke myself with it while I masturbate. --- <insert sig here> <cite>Jabodie posted [p:951616730] in Quick gimm... [t:79344051]...</cite> <quote>That ass is like my belt. I wanna choke myself with it while I masturbate. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MabusIncarnate 03/11/21 9:43:21 PM #5:	If you open your mouth and I suck your ass, you can be my snorkel --- Ten million dollars on a losing campaign, Twenty million starving and writhing in pain. =~=; Vicious_Dios Original - https://tinyurl.com/y9fpdoll <cite>MabusIncarnate posted [p:951616754] in Quick gimm... [t:79344051]...</cite> <quote>If you open your mouth and I suck your ass, you can be my snorkel </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ArchNemo 03/11/21 9:43:47 PM #6:	"Have I told you you take my breath away? I would if you dropped that ass on me" <cite>ArchNemo posted [p:951616771] in Quick gimm... [t:79344051]...</cite> <quote>"Have I told you you take my breath away? I would if you dropped that ass on me" </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Gobstoppers12 03/11/21 9:44:01 PM #7:	"Help me I'm suffocating, please call 911 this isn't a joke I'm probably dying" It's guaranteed to work. --- I write Naruto Fanfiction. But I am definitely not a furry. <cite>Gobstoppers12 posted [p:951616785] in Quick gimm... [t:79344051]...</cite> <quote>"Help me I'm suffocating, please call 911 this isn't a joke I'm probably dying" It's guaranteed to work. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
cjsdowg 03/11/21 9:44:28 PM #8:	MabusIncarnate posted... If you open your mouth and I suck your ass, you can be my snorkel graphic lol --- Bender: Well, everybody, I just saved a turtle. What have you done with your lives? <cite>cjsdowg posted [p:951616801] in Quick gimm... [t:79344051]...</cite> <quote>MabusIncarnate posted... </cite> <quote>If you open your mouth and I suck your ass, you can be my snorkel</quote> graphic lol </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
divot1338 03/11/21 9:46:42 PM #10:	When I saw you I was going to come over here and use a bad pickup line ... but I choked. --- Moustache twirling villian https://i.imgur.com/U3lt3H4.jpg- Kerbey <cite>divot1338 posted [p:951616886] in Quick gimm... [t:79344051]...</cite> <quote>When I saw you I was going to come over here and use a bad pickup line ... but I choked. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
yutterh 03/11/21 9:46:43 PM #11:	https://youtu.be/W5d4SJv2d6M --- CPU i5 10600k, CPUC evga CLC 280x140, RAM tridentz 3200mhz cl14 32gb, MOBO Asus Rog strix e-gaming, GPU evga fc3 rtx 3070, PSU evga 850w G2, Samsung G7 32in. <cite>yutterh posted [p:951616888] in Quick gimm... [t:79344051]...</cite> <quote>https://youtu.be/W5d4SJv2d6M </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
sutree 03/11/21 9:47:35 PM #12:	Baby is your name Derek Chauvin? --- It's just that bird law in this country-- it's not governed by reason <cite>sutree posted [p:951616914] in Quick gimm... [t:79344051]...</cite> <quote>Baby is your name Derek Chauvin? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
deoxxys 03/11/21 9:48:00 PM #13:	Gobstoppers12 posted... "Help me I'm suffocating, please call 911 this isn't a joke I'm probably dying" It's guaranteed to work. heck no MabusIncarnate posted... If you open your mouth and I suck your ass, you can be my snorkel wtf ArchNemo posted... "Have I told you you take my breath away? I would if you dropped that ass on me" Okay this is the best one yet --- twylite sprinkle http://tinyurl.com/jeqyas3 https://tinyurl.com/mgvx7h2 <cite>deoxxys posted [p:951616931] in Quick gimm... [t:79344051]...</cite> <quote>Gobstoppers12 posted... </cite> <quote>"Help me I'm suffocating, please call 911 this isn't a joke I'm probably dying" It's guaranteed to work.</quote>heck no MabusIncarnate posted... </cite> <quote>If you open your mouth and I suck your ass, you can be my snorkel</quote>wtf ArchNemo posted... </cite> <quote>"Have I told you you take my breath away? I would if you dropped that ass on me"</quote>Okay this is the best one yet </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
WilliamPorygon 03/11/21 9:48:28 PM #14:	This thread is offensive --- Dolphins are people too! https://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/1404-cetacea-cove <cite>WilliamPorygon posted [p:951616951] in Quick gimm... [t:79344051]...</cite> <quote>This thread is offensive </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
deoxxys 03/11/21 9:50:00 PM #15:	WilliamPorygon posted... This thread is offensive Well this one is: sutree posted... Baby is your name Derek Chauvin? >:( Im sending this to a black girl I dont think she will appreciate that. --- twylite sprinkle http://tinyurl.com/jeqyas3 https://tinyurl.com/mgvx7h2 <cite>deoxxys posted [p:951616983] in Quick gimm... [t:79344051]...</cite> <quote>WilliamPorygon posted... </cite> <quote>This thread is offensive</quote> Well this one is: sutree posted... </cite> <quote>Baby is your name Derek Chauvin?</quote> >:( Im sending this to a black girl I dont think she will appreciate that. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
deoxxys 03/11/21 10:16:20 PM #16:	ArchNemo posted... "Have I told you you take my breath away? I would if you dropped that ass on me" This line won because I needed one fast. Thanks for your contributions --- twylite sprinkle http://tinyurl.com/jeqyas3 https://tinyurl.com/mgvx7h2 <cite>deoxxys posted [p:951617735] in Quick gimm... [t:79344051]...</cite> <quote>ArchNemo posted... </cite> <quote>"Have I told you you take my breath away? I would if you dropped that ass on me"</quote>This line won because I needed one fast. Thanks for your contributions </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
KiwiTerraRizing 03/11/21 10:17:32 PM #17:	Jabodie posted... That ass is like my belt. I wanna choke myself with it while I masturbate. Winner --- Trucking Legend Don Schneider! <cite>KiwiTerraRizing posted [p:951617776] in Quick gimm... [t:79344051]...</cite> <quote>Jabodie posted... </cite> <quote>That ass is like my belt. I wanna choke myself with it while I masturbate.</quote> Winner </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DavidZ2844 03/11/21 10:17:50 PM #18:	Post reactions to it please <cite>DavidZ2844 posted [p:951617789] in Quick gimm... [t:79344051]...</cite> <quote>Post reactions to it please </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
The_Creep_2020 03/11/21 10:19:21 PM #19:	Could I David Carradine myself in your cleavage? --- Have I carved enough, my Lord? Child, you are a bone <cite>The_Creep_2020 posted [p:951617822] in Quick gimm... [t:79344051]...</cite> <quote>Could I David Carradine myself in your cleavage? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
deoxxys 03/11/21 10:21:38 PM #20:	DavidZ2844 posted... Post reactions to it please Well tbh she didnt get that it was supposed to be a 2partjoke and told me it was a decent joke (since she requested it in the first place ) --- twylite sprinkle http://tinyurl.com/jeqyas3 https://tinyurl.com/mgvx7h2 <cite>deoxxys posted [p:951617886] in Quick gimm... [t:79344051]...</cite> <quote>DavidZ2844 posted... </cite> <quote>Post reactions to it please</quote>Well tbh she didnt get that it was supposed to be a 2partjoke and told me it was a decent joke (since she requested it in the first place ) </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
divot1338 03/11/21 10:25:27 PM #21:	This but the cake is her ass. https://youtu.be/sm8txY989Iw&t=62 --- Moustache twirling villian https://i.imgur.com/U3lt3H4.jpg- Kerbey <cite>divot1338 posted [p:951617987] in Quick gimm... [t:79344051]...</cite> <quote>This but the cake is her ass. https://youtu.be/sm8txY989Iw&t=62 </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Flockaveli 03/11/21 10:28:30 PM #22:	Walk in pretending to cough I don't mean to choke on my own spit but I sure wouldn't mind choking on yours. --- I'm in Chicago, I'm shaking my head. <cite>Flockaveli posted [p:951618073] in Quick gimm... [t:79344051]...</cite> <quote>Walk in pretending to cough I don't mean to choke on my own spit but I sure wouldn't mind choking on yours. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kisai 03/11/21 10:33:01 PM #23:	Jabodie posted... That ass is like my belt. I wanna choke myself with it while I masturbate. MabusIncarnate posted... If you open your mouth and I suck your ass, you can be my snorkel The_Creep_2020 posted... Could I David Carradine myself in your cleavage? Flockaveli posted... Walk in pretending to cough I don't mean to choke on my own spit but I sure wouldn't mind choking on yours. --- WHO MODS THE MODERATORS? <cite>Kisai posted [p:951618221] in Quick gimm... [t:79344051]...</cite> <quote>Jabodie posted... </cite> <quote>That ass is like my belt. I wanna choke myself with it while I masturbate.</quote> MabusIncarnate posted... </cite> <quote>If you open your mouth and I suck your ass, you can be my snorkel</quote> The_Creep_2020 posted... </cite> <quote>Could I David Carradine myself in your cleavage?</quote> Flockaveli posted... </cite> <quote>Walk in pretending to cough I don't mean to choke on my own spit but I sure wouldn't mind choking on yours.</quote> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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