Poll of the Day > Thinly veiled brag topic title

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Clench281
03/14/21 9:11:41 PM
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Post that tries to come across as self-deprecating but is still a brag

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DirtBasedSoap
03/14/21 9:14:39 PM
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god, it fuckin sucks having such a large dong

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Greenfox111
03/14/21 9:15:02 PM
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having 200 iq is so isolating...

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Smiffwilm
03/14/21 10:27:51 PM
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It just sucks trying to find a place to put my tenth golden yacht.

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Jen0125
03/14/21 10:32:50 PM
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DirtBasedSoap posted...
god, it fuckin sucks having such a large dong

Lmfao

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JOExHIGASHI
03/14/21 10:36:28 PM
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I'm supposed to receive an award in Sweden but I'm not sure I want to go.

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Judgmenl
03/14/21 10:37:59 PM
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I have all of this money I don't know what to do with.

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faramir77
03/15/21 12:00:18 AM
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Look, if you're gonna call me out for bragging you might as well link to my topic. Just get it done already

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/3-poll-of-the-day/79347653

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ReturnOfFa
03/15/21 12:03:50 AM
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Man I let out a big toot but hey, I have a wide toot-hole. Y'know?

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JigsawTDC
03/15/21 12:13:19 AM
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I hate that many of my friends and family are constantly putting me on a pedestal and referring to me as "the smartest person they know."
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MasterChiefer
03/15/21 12:17:18 AM
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Every time I use a urinal next to someone they say Nice cock. It gets annoying but it does feel good to be appreciated.
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TheNobleWoodApe
03/15/21 12:39:54 AM
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https://youtu.be/Tt0L7BAWyBo

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DrPrimemaster
03/15/21 12:45:18 AM
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Ugh, I can't jerk off because my dick is too big for fleshlights.

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CoorsLight
03/15/21 1:40:23 AM
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DrPrimemaster posted...
Ugh, I can't jerk off because my dick is too big for fleshlights.

Got his ass
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ClarkDuke
03/15/21 4:19:54 AM
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i hate wearing shorts, then I have to roll up my penis like a veiny cinnamon roll, ok?

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LinkPizza
03/15/21 4:22:42 AM
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Everyone is always trying to have sex with me when all I want is some alone time...
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Clench281
03/15/21 5:26:52 AM
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Ugh I hate having to be up at 5am to go to the gym when everyone else is asleep

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Clench281
03/15/21 12:27:26 PM
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It's also awful trying to gain weight, eating 3500+ Calories a day and having your weight stay constant

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wwinterj25
03/15/21 12:31:56 PM
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I hate I have all this free time and most people are working a lot. Am I doing it right?

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FatalAccident
03/15/21 12:44:30 PM
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Clench281 posted...
Post that tries to come across as self-deprecating but is still a brag
@blu and @Clench281 topics all day long lol

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CoorsLight
03/15/21 12:47:48 PM
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Blu drives me nuts but I'm pretty sure at least he's just lying. "I could get this $230k a year job but I'd have to drive ten more minutes each day than at my $190k job, oh whatever will I do!"
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wwinterj25
03/15/21 1:30:15 PM
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I enjoy Blus topics more than Clench. Mostly due to cute kitty.

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Blighboy
03/15/21 1:33:16 PM
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CoorsLight posted...
Blu drives me nuts but I'm pretty sure at least he's just lying. "I could get this $230k a year job but I'd have to drive ten more minutes each day than at my $190k job, oh whatever will I do!"
His whole story arc about his Indian fiancee or whatever was hilariously stupid

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Far-Queue
03/15/21 1:37:41 PM
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I'm getting really good at plunging toilets. Must be all the massive turds I drop #thinlyveiledbrag

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EvilMegas
03/15/21 1:48:11 PM
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DirtBasedSoap posted...
god, it fuckin sucks having such a large dong
I mean it does sometimes.

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KJ StErOiDs
03/15/21 1:49:21 PM
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It gets real old spending sometimes an hour a week to get almost untouchable ski times on City of Heroes, and then nobody else even tries.

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CarefreeDude
03/15/21 2:18:30 PM
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Man, it sure is boring having more land than any normal person should have, a wonderful job I can do from home, two wonderful kids and a beautiful wife who is always dtf

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Clench281
03/15/21 2:22:15 PM
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FatalAccident posted...
@blu and @Clench281 topics all day long lol

I mean, I truly don't even create many topics. It has to be in the single digits over the last 5 years

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