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Clench281 03/14/21 9:11:41 PM #1: |
Post that tries to come across as self-deprecating but is still a brag
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DirtBasedSoap 03/14/21 9:14:39 PM #2: |
god, it fuckin sucks having such a large dong
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Greenfox111 03/14/21 9:15:02 PM #3: |
having 200 iq is so isolating...
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Smiffwilm 03/14/21 10:27:51 PM #4: |
It just sucks trying to find a place to put my tenth golden yacht.
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Jen0125 03/14/21 10:32:50 PM #5: |
DirtBasedSoap posted...
god, it fuckin sucks having such a large dong Lmfao --- https://imgur.com/4ihiyS2 "I am not gay! Can't you get that through your head? I am very much aroused at the site of a naked woman!" - Dan0429 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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JOExHIGASHI 03/14/21 10:36:28 PM #6: |
I'm supposed to receive an award in Sweden but I'm not sure I want to go.
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Judgmenl 03/14/21 10:37:59 PM #7: |
I have all of this money I don't know what to do with.
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faramir77 03/15/21 12:00:18 AM #8: |
Look, if you're gonna call me out for bragging you might as well link to my topic. Just get it done already
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/3-poll-of-the-day/79347653 --- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XiCtAUrZbUk -- Defeating the Running Man of Ocarina of Time in a race since 01/17/2009. -- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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ReturnOfFa 03/15/21 12:03:50 AM #9: |
Man I let out a big toot but hey, I have a wide toot-hole. Y'know?
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JigsawTDC 03/15/21 12:13:19 AM #10: |
I hate that many of my friends and family are constantly putting me on a pedestal and referring to me as "the smartest person they know."
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MasterChiefer 03/15/21 12:17:18 AM #11: |
Every time I use a urinal next to someone they say Nice cock. It gets annoying but it does feel good to be appreciated.
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TheNobleWoodApe 03/15/21 12:39:54 AM #12: |
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DrPrimemaster 03/15/21 12:45:18 AM #13: |
Ugh, I can't jerk off because my dick is too big for fleshlights.
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CoorsLight 03/15/21 1:40:23 AM #15: |
DrPrimemaster posted...
Ugh, I can't jerk off because my dick is too big for fleshlights. Got his ass ... Copied to Clipboard!
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ClarkDuke 03/15/21 4:19:54 AM #16: |
i hate wearing shorts, then I have to roll up my penis like a veiny cinnamon roll, ok?
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LinkPizza 03/15/21 4:22:42 AM #17: |
Everyone is always trying to have sex with me when all I want is some alone time...
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Clench281 03/15/21 5:26:52 AM #18: |
Ugh I hate having to be up at 5am to go to the gym when everyone else is asleep
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Clench281 03/15/21 12:27:26 PM #19: |
It's also awful trying to gain weight, eating 3500+ Calories a day and having your weight stay constant
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wwinterj25 03/15/21 12:31:56 PM #20: |
I hate I have all this free time and most people are working a lot. Am I doing it right?
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FatalAccident 03/15/21 12:44:30 PM #21: |
Clench281 posted...
Post that tries to come across as self-deprecating but is still a brag@blu and @Clench281 topics all day long lol --- *walks away* ... Copied to Clipboard!
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CoorsLight 03/15/21 12:47:48 PM #22: |
Blu drives me nuts but I'm pretty sure at least he's just lying. "I could get this $230k a year job but I'd have to drive ten more minutes each day than at my $190k job, oh whatever will I do!"
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wwinterj25 03/15/21 1:30:15 PM #23: |
I enjoy Blus topics more than Clench. Mostly due to cute kitty.
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Blighboy 03/15/21 1:33:16 PM #24: |
CoorsLight posted...
Blu drives me nuts but I'm pretty sure at least he's just lying. "I could get this $230k a year job but I'd have to drive ten more minutes each day than at my $190k job, oh whatever will I do!"His whole story arc about his Indian fiancee or whatever was hilariously stupid --- I have no idea whether or not he's a racist, but apparently there are recordings of him using racial slurs so it's a distinct possibility. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Far-Queue 03/15/21 1:37:41 PM #25: |
I'm getting really good at plunging toilets. Must be all the massive turds I drop #thinlyveiledbrag
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EvilMegas 03/15/21 1:48:11 PM #26: |
DirtBasedSoap posted...
god, it fuckin sucks having such a large dongI mean it does sometimes. --- Official Former King of Black People(Lost to Joe Biden) You are getting this discount. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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KJ StErOiDs 03/15/21 1:49:21 PM #27: |
It gets real old spending sometimes an hour a week to get almost untouchable ski times on City of Heroes, and then nobody else even tries.
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CarefreeDude 03/15/21 2:18:30 PM #28: |
Man, it sure is boring having more land than any normal person should have, a wonderful job I can do from home, two wonderful kids and a beautiful wife who is always dtf
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Clench281 03/15/21 2:22:15 PM #29: |
FatalAccident posted...
@blu and @Clench281 topics all day long lol I mean, I truly don't even create many topics. It has to be in the single digits over the last 5 years --- Take me for what I am -- who I was meant to be. And if you give a damn, take me baby, or leave me. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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