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The_Creep_2020
03/16/21 8:27:33 AM
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I will answer until I get bored or fall asleep.

Probably.

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The_Creep_2020
03/16/21 8:28:35 AM
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AssultTank posted...
Anything?
Good lad. Yes, anything.

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R1masher
03/16/21 8:30:04 AM
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Ever lay out a hot log on a paper plate?

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The_Creep_2020
03/16/21 8:31:31 AM
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R1masher posted...
Ever lay out a hot log on a paper plate?

While I cant say I produced the log personally, I have certainly presented more than one sizzling snag on a paper plate.

The bread was optional, as was the sauce.

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Heartomaton
03/16/21 8:32:15 AM
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Why are you such a creep?

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Vicious_Dios
03/16/21 8:38:32 AM
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What the hell are you doing here?

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R1masher
03/16/21 8:41:35 AM
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Vicious_Dios posted...
What the hell are you doing here?

he dont belong here

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Veggeta X
03/16/21 8:42:32 AM
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How do you feel about the current mod staff?

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The_Creep_2020
03/16/21 8:49:10 AM
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Heartomaton posted...
Why are you such a creep?

When I was around 8 or 9 years old, my father took a business trip to South-East Asia. I believe it was either Thailand or Vietnam, but I may be wrong. I remember him bringing back a beige bomber jacket for himself, a number of silver bracelets for my mother and a hand-crafted wooden portable chess set for myself. He later threw the chess set in the fire when I lost a piece. I digress.

My mother had asked me to take some rubbish to the bin, which had been placed curbside some hours earlier, since it was bin-day eve. Or Bin Night, depending on how you observe the occasion. By chance, I happened to glance into the sky. It was a completely cloudless night, and I could see all the stars in the firmament. Also.

There, hovering a few hundred metres above the house were four orbs of surprising luminosity and depth. Every few seconds, they would change configuration and dip and dice between themselves. Our pretentious neighbours were returning home and witnessed it as well. I believe she worked in a bookstore and he was an unemployed concert violinist.

After a few minutes, my mother came out to see why I had not returned to the house. She too was captivated by the display.

That night, I had my first dream in which I was a human sacrifice for a betentacled being, present in effigy. Carved from soapstone, I believe. It had that round-edged softness of a stone that cannot be adequately carved to take a precise shape.

With each subsequent dream, between the moment I found myself upon that stone slab, made filthy (I believe) by my own blood and my inevitable demise courtesy of a rather sharp, albeit roughshod knapped stone blade, I received instruction as to my purpose in the world.

I would be a herald for the sweaty, slightly sticky and entirely eschatological endtimes the visitors from another world would bring upon our rather quotidian globe.

I would be The Creep.

Unfortunately, they were quite unaware of the depths of depravity many on the internet would sink to in the 21st century, so I am currently seeking further instruction. My soap dish is broken and the neighbours dog is a Maltese/Shih Tzu cross, so I havent heard anything from them for quite a while.

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The_Creep_2020
03/16/21 8:52:21 AM
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Veggeta X posted...
How do you feel about the current mod staff?

Most of the mods Ive interacted with have been reasonably nice and seem like decent enough people. I do wonder about the things they let go vs. what they consider to be moddable offenses, though. That would be more an inconsistency in the direction they receive, though.

Perhaps there should be a consistency check for them, every 10 or 20 items in their queue?

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The_Creep_2020
03/16/21 8:52:47 AM
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Vicious_Dios posted...
What the hell are you doing here?

R1masher posted...
he dont belong here

I dislike that song immensely.

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Heartomaton
03/16/21 8:53:44 AM
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The_Creep_2020 posted...
-snip-

Did not expect such a lengthy answer.

Did expect your father to beat you with a set of jumper cables.

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R1masher
03/16/21 8:55:05 AM
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The_Creep_2020 posted...
I dislike that song immensely.

no one asked you

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Veggeta X
03/16/21 8:56:50 AM
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Have you ever pressed B to stop a Pokemon from evolving?

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The_Creep_2020
03/16/21 9:05:35 AM
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Heartomaton posted...
Did not expect such a lengthy answer.

Did expect your father to beat you with a set of jumper cables.

Nah, he mainly hit my mother. He stopped that when I was about 13, unless he thought I was asleep or if I was at a friends place. The hypocrite had all sorts of colourful language for guys who hit women, which apparently didnt apply to him.

He did slip up once, when he sucker punched her in the back of the head for disagreeing with him when I wasnt actually asleep. I was immediately down there when I heard her cry of pain and found out what happened. I repeated some of the terms he used.

To cut a long story short, he tried some of his usual tactics on me, but he was the one silly enough to teach me to fight to make a man out of me. My relationship with him never really recovered after that and he denied that hed ever hit her a few days later. He died a few years later.

I regret that we didnt reconcile before his death and it didnt feel good to get into a punch up with a man in his 50s, but he never hit my mum again. So thats nice.

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The_Creep_2020
03/16/21 9:05:58 AM
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Veggeta X posted...
Have you ever pressed B to stop a Pokemon from evolving?

All the damn time. Stop changing, you bastards!

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The_Creep_2020
03/16/21 9:18:34 AM
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Was that an overshare? I feel like that was an overshare

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TheGreatEscape
03/16/21 9:32:52 AM
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how is your mother doing these days

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On_The_Edge
03/16/21 9:35:47 AM
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Are you really the creep?
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The_Creep_2020
03/16/21 9:36:44 AM
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TheGreatEscape posted...
how is your mother doing these days
Yeah, shes good. I think shes dating someone atm, which is great, but doesnt want to tell me because shes worried Id get upset.

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The_Creep_2020
03/16/21 9:37:13 AM
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On_The_Edge posted...
Are you really the creep?

Yes.

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The_Creep_2020
03/16/21 9:40:47 AM
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Oh shit, I forgot I have my occlusal splint fitting tomorrow.

Goodnight, CE.

Cue a gnashing of teeth (of which mine shant be a party to come tomorrow evening).

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Pus_N_Pecans
03/16/21 9:53:07 AM
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What do you do with unwanted gifts?

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emblem boy
03/16/21 9:54:16 AM
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How should someone live life?

What's your hottest take
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The_Creep_2020
03/16/21 9:54:53 AM
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leverageblargh posted...
You

I like you

Before today I had only heard tales of your legend, and read a couple of poems

What a time to be alive

I hope said poems were suitably epic. As in, i hope those skalds were runing so hot that they were scalding.

...did the legend mention the dad jokes?

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The_Creep_2020
03/16/21 10:00:05 AM
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Pus_N_Pecans posted...
What do you do with unwanted gifts?
Appreciate them for the sentiment in which theyre given. If they are low-effort gifts I know someone else would enjoy more, Im not ashamed to admit Ill regift.

Any heartfelt gift I have trouble parting with, but I tend to do a purge every year or so of things, based on a fairly amorphous criteria that considers whether or not its been used and if I love it. If so, how often do I use it and if I would have a void in my life if it suddenly disappeared.

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The_Creep_2020
03/16/21 10:02:09 AM
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emblem boy posted...
How should someone live life?

What's your hottest take

So that when they die, they can say theyve left the world a better place (even if that is an infinitesimally small quantum of better).

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Veggeta X
03/16/21 10:13:46 AM
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Opinion on Epic Game Store?

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The_Creep_2020
03/16/21 10:16:10 AM
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Veggeta X posted...
Opinion on Epic Game Store?

Truth be told, Ive rarely used my PC lately, but the free games are nice. I only really use it for games that are exclusive for a certain period of time.

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Alteres
03/16/21 11:28:51 AM
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I thought you were a cold weather parrot now?

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TheGreatEscape
03/16/21 11:32:55 AM
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what is your oldest memory of this hellhole of a message board

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Kakapo
03/16/21 7:34:05 PM
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Alteres posted...
I thought you were a cold weather parrot now?

https://imgur.com/a/SIobhU0

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A5modeu5
03/16/21 7:34:28 PM
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Did you watch the movie "Creep"?
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The_Creep_2020
03/16/21 7:35:56 PM
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TheGreatEscape posted...
what is your oldest memory of this hellhole of a message board
I cant recall. I was likely bored, I was probably slightly squiffy. I was definitely irritating.

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The_Creep_2020
03/16/21 7:41:30 PM
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Fishstick posted...
Who is your least favorite poster here?
Im not too sure.

Probably the poster who only seems to be active in topics about (potential trigger in spoilers) statutory rape and paedophilia, where they always play semantic games and try to defend it. How they havent been banned is a mystery. Not naming names though.

I try to be positive and concentrate on people whose posts I enjoy. Of whom there are a surprising number.

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Veggeta X
03/16/21 7:42:43 PM
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You ever cried to a movie?

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The_Creep_2020
03/16/21 7:46:56 PM
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Every so often, I tend to be fairly open with my emotions. Not recently, though.

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Pus_N_Pecans
03/17/21 9:57:44 AM
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The_Creep_2020 posted...
Appreciate them for the sentiment in which theyre given. If they are low-effort gifts I know someone else would enjoy more, Im not ashamed to admit Ill regift.

Any heartfelt gift I have trouble parting with, but I tend to do a purge every year or so of things, based on a fairly amorphous criteria that considers whether or not its been used and if I love it. If so, how often do I use it and if I would have a void in my life if it suddenly disappeared.
That's fair. I'm very sentimental and having trouble throwing/giving away anything at all, but sometimes I'll force myself, if only to make room for new things. I always feel like I have a lot more "stuff" than most people my age, but I just love the feeling of diving into nostalgia through different items.

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BaphometFlux
03/17/21 9:58:54 AM
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Are you the original Creep from the Mad Stalker forum?

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The_Creep_2020
03/17/21 5:55:39 PM
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leverageblargh posted...
You seen Patrice O'Neal's commentary on the Radiohead song?

Cant say that I have.

Pus_N_Pecans posted...
That's fair. I'm very sentimental and having trouble throwing/giving away anything at all, but sometimes I'll force myself, if only to make room for new things. I always feel like I have a lot more "stuff" than most people my age, but I just love the feeling of diving into nostalgia through different items.

Im a pack rat by nature but we live in a reasonably small apartment, so its an unfortunate necessity. One thing I can never bring myself to do though is throw out books.

BaphometFlux posted...
Are you the original Creep from the Mad Stalker forum?

Well, its certainly the same teeth and bone, but Id like to think Ive grown and changed somewhat since then. I finally became tired of playing with my schtick, for one.


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